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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.22.12
- Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert
- Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too
- Johnny Depp ‘Adopted’ By Comanche Nation
- Laura Vandervoort Wins
- Cheryl Cole: ‘America Should Forgive Chris Brown’
- Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better
- John Travolta Remembers Robin Gibb
- Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Search For Dick Is Dicking Over The Production of ‘Liz & Dick’
- Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.22.12 Posted: 22 May 2012 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time! Seriously, Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert Posted: 22 May 2012 11:57 AM PDT        As part of her, “Garsh, I Sure Grow’d Up Tour,” Miley Cyrus stopped by Lifetime’s The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet where I reckon she done pontifercated and philosophicalized the ins and outs of the daddy-daughter dance for such are its proclivities and the like. Via Page Six: “I was talking about this at dinner Read More ...  |
| Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too Posted: 22 May 2012 11:55 AM PDT        Here’s Kelly Brook on the set of a photo shoot in Cannes where her breasts looked just gigantic and awesome. I don’t know what random god I pleased to deserve such a bounty, but I’ll bet it has something to do with not blowing that entire Nativity scene while it was sleeping that one Christmas. Read More ...  |
| Johnny Depp ‘Adopted’ By Comanche Nation Posted: 22 May 2012 11:05 AM PDT  “Wait. For real? Like the baking powder?” While Johnny Depp may or may not have based part of his Tonto performance on Marilyn Manson, he definitely based it off a painting by an artist who literally just makes up his own Indian outfits because his historical research stops around, “Eh, they probably liked birds.” But Read More ...  |
| Posted: 22 May 2012 10:07 AM PDT        So remember earlier when we all arguing about Daisy Fuentes and Gabrielle Anwar? Shut up with your granny porn. Here’s Laura Vandervoort posing for Esquire and Me In My Place‘s magical team effort to take pictures of hot, on-the-cusp model/actresses standing around their house in their underwear. Which, fun fact, was Leonardo Da Vinci’s original Read More ...  |
| Cheryl Cole: ‘America Should Forgive Chris Brown’ Posted: 22 May 2012 08:06 AM PDT        Cheryl Cole is a British pop singer who’s barely relevant in America unless, like me, you’re in the tit and boob business and recognize her solely for showing up on red carpets for strange foreign movies with her tit and boobs. So naturally she’s just the person to tell us we all need to forgive Read More ...  |
| Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better Posted: 22 May 2012 08:05 AM PDT        Possibly because her face doesn’t look like an over-tanned garden gnome pumped full of collagen, here’s 45-year-old Daisy Fuentes in Miami yesterday looking way better than the 42-year-old Gabrielle Anwar who almost got me stabbed with a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey for not saying she looked fucking gorgeous for her age. Folks, I Read More ...  |
| John Travolta Remembers Robin Gibb Posted: 22 May 2012 08:00 AM PDT  While John Travolta will tell you during a night of seduction and hamburgers that he made it big satisfying the sexual appetite of the gay Jews who run Hollywood – He’s perfectly straight himself though, for the record. Handjob? – but it was Saturday Night Fever that really propelled him to stardom and featured a Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Search For Dick Is Dicking Over The Production of ‘Liz & Dick’ Posted: 22 May 2012 07:28 AM PDT        So here’s some completely shocking and unpredictable news from the production of the Lifetime biopic Liz & Dick: Lindsay Lohan is being goddamn impossible to deal with and demanding crazy shit like casting approval and free trips to Europe whenever she’s not out partying with Paris Hilton. Which doesn’t make any sense because she’s changed Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News Posted: 22 May 2012 06:12 AM PDT        - Sean Penn‘s banging Petra Nemcova again. Of course. - Mind the Gap in HQ - Is Matthew Fox‘s unseen opponent a morbidly obese bus driver’s vagina? I’m going to assume yes. - The 18 Best Ideas People On Read More ...  |
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