Monday, March 21, 2011

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Alright Fine, Here’s One Badass Photo Of The Supermoon

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 08:54 AM PDT

During Supermoon SaturdayTM this weekend, my Twitter feed filled up with people tweeting “THIS is the Supermoon?? More like POOPermoon!” or something of the sort. Numerous photo galleries have sprung up online in the Supermoon’s aftermoonth, most of which are pretty cool-looking but also not especially different than just cool pictures of the regular moon, which is always pretty cool (by super-uncool astronomy standards).

I will concede, though, on behalf of all skeptically-tweeting internet jokesterz, that this photo of the supermoon behind the Statue of Liberty is actually pretty super (click to enlarge):

FINE. YOU WIN. You’re super. I admitted it. Now someone please submit a “Supermoon” movie script that’s just a Super Nintendo version of Moon with Sam Rockwell and let’s get on with our superlives.

Supercut: Titular Movie Lines

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 08:48 AM PDT

If a character at any point in a movie says a line that contains the title of that movie, it is automatically the second best part of the movie. The first best part of any movie is, of course, when the sassy supporting character goes, “Oh, helllllll no!” Hahaha. It’s even funny now just typing it.  But we’ll talk about that another time.

You’re about to be shocked at how often the titular line is said while someone walks toward the camera.

For more on titular movie lines, please see this Upright Citizen’s Brigade sketch from their old Comedy Central series.

Also, can someone out there put together a supercut of the “oh, hell no”s? That would really make everyone’s day.

Thanks, Urlesque.

Kids From The Bully Bodyslam Video Get Interviewed

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 06:58 AM PDT

This is going to go down as the most heavily documented bullying event in history.

Last week, a video of a bully getting bodyslammed by his victim at a school in Australia went viral.  Below is a very comprehensive interview with both Richard Gale, the alleged bully, and Casey Haynes, the alleged slightly larger kid. It’s fascinating. Richard gale doesn’t simply come off as the little sh*t you expect and even want him to be. He’s just seems like a kid who, like every kid at some point, was mean to another kid. He claims that Casey Haynes attacked him first, and while that claim seems rather flimsy, you still feel for him.

The vitriol poured down on him that seemed so satisfying last week seems much harsher this week.

Ahhhh! Being a kid sucks so much. What a panicfest.

Thanks, Reddit.

The Women 50 Cent Flirts With On Twitter: The Best New Single Concept Tumblr

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 07:33 AM PDT

There is a new single concept Tumblr that just got started yesterday called Fiddy’s Biddies.  It is a collection of tweets from 50 Cent in which he flirts with women followed by the Twitter profile pictures of those women. But how often does he really flirt with women on Twitter? Apparently, really often. And it’s kind of refreshing how indiscriminate he is. They’re all basically like this:

Fiddy! Go to the site. Have a good time. Check out some flirt skilz.

Who the F*CK Stole The Bananas?

Posted: 20 Mar 2011 05:52 PM PDT

Something we’ve always thought about… What if one of our favorite viral videos ever, The Girl Getting Knocked Out Of Wheelchair On Spanish TV, had happened in a viral marketing ad agency? Honestly, anything else I say here is just going to ruin it. So just don’t question this decision and watch.

Hardest I’ve laughed at anything on the internet since January 18.

Major net-5′s to John Pace who created the vid. If I had the money to hire someone, it would be him. For anything.
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