| “Ina Garten is too busy to cook for a sick kid” links Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:37 AM PDT 
Ina Garten is a snobby bitch, doesn't want to make dinner for a sick kid. [Dlisted]
Which mutant is hotter: Rose Byrne or Jennifer Lawrence? [Pajiba]
Tom Ford judges you for wearing shorts and flip-flops. [Gawker]
I would do Mary-Louise Parker. She seems like a firecracker. [LaineyGossip]
Chris Brown's female publicist quit. Shocking! [The Blemish]
Ooh, I would do Doutzen Kroes as well! [Yeeeah]
Linnocent wants to be a zombie. For real. [Agent Bedhead]
Two seconds after this shot, Christina Aguilera passed out cold. [The Frisky]
Penelope Cruz talks about Johnny Depp's fart machine. [PopEater]
Rumer Willis's head debuts off-Broadway. Head. [Celebuzz]
Blake Lively shows off her —- in a sarong. [IDLITW]
Russell Simmons defends Chris Brown. Ugh. [PopBytes]
George Lopez apologizes to Kirstie Alley, but she's holding a grudge. [ICYDK]
Elizabeth Taylor was friends with James Dean too. [A Socialite Life]
Small dong blind item: Jessica Biel & JT, right? [Crazy Days and Nights]
Miley Cryus has a creepy stalker. No, he doesn't have a mullet. [LimeLife]
Jude Law is maybe the best "poser" ever. I love his faces! [Pop Sugar] Donation page for Make a Wish!  |
| Kelly Osbourne at the Material Girl launch: refreshingly cute or just boring? Posted: 25 Mar 2011 10:49 AM PDT 
Kelly Osbourne was named the new "face" of Madonna and Lourdes' Material Girl clothing line for Macy's, shortly after Raccoon McPantless was ousted. We've already seen Kelly's ads, which I found refreshingly cute and sweet, and totally appropriate for a juniors' line. These new photos are from some kind of formal event for Material Girl - Kelly showed up, walked a red carpet, and then did a sit-down interview in front of an audience, I think. And because Kelly isn't Raccoon-like, the whole event went off without a hitch. This is kind of a boring sidenote, but whatever: I really like Kelly's hair these days. I love the cut, the layers, and the color. This is maybe the best hair she's ever had, in my opinion. It softens her face (that jaw!), it makes her look younger and prettier and just more pulled together. I can't say I'm a huge fan of this outfit, but I suspect she's wearing head-to-toe Material Girl, so whatever. Cute. 
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| Is Prince William going to bone a hooker this weekend? Posted: 25 Mar 2011 10:18 AM PDT 
As you know, Prince William selected his younger brother Harry as his Best Man. The Best Man duties in America consist of being in charge of the rings (usually), giving pep talks throughout the engagement, making sure the groom shows up on time on the big day, giving a big speech at either the rehearsal dinner or the wedding reception (or both), and most importantly, organizing the bachelor party. In Britain, it's called a stag night (and bachelorette parties are called hen parties). Now, there has been quite a bit of gossip about what Prince Harry could be planning for his brother, and considering that Harry is the "naughty" one, I think we have good instincts to be worried. Us Weekly reports that while many details of the stag night are still under wraps, the princes' stag night has become a "stag weekend" - and it's THIS weekend. British hookers, strippers and bar wenches are gonna get knocked up with some ginger babies! And some babies with receding hairlines too. Something tells me there might be one or two royal hangovers on Monday. Yes, the time has finally come for Prince William’s stag celebrations to commence (or, as I believe it’s called in the U.S., his “bachelor party”). A royal aide tells me that this weekend will mark the start of the boys-only jolly: “It’s top, top secret but the dates have been marked off in the diary and security knows every detail. For privacy reasons we can’t reveal locations, but there will be plenty of booze and some legendary activities.” Of course, expect William’s brother Prince Harry to be at the centre of the shenanigans: “This is his last weekend before he starts his North Pole trek on March 29,” says the source, “so he’s helped out with a lot of the planning.” (Slightly less revealing was a St. James’s Palace spokesman, who told UsMagazine.com: “Anything to do with stag arrangements is completely private”). So what will Kate Middleton be up to while William, 28, is off with his friends? I hear it’s business as usual for the bride-to-be, 29, who will stay in London with sister (and maid of honor) Pippa. “Apparently there is still much to organize and sign-off,” a friend informs me. “This is the first week that Kate’s started to feel a little nervous. Time is ticking!” This week we reported that parents Carole and Michael Middleton were contributing a six-figure sum to the April 29 wedding. Sources say this covers the wedding dress, bridesmaids’ outfits and certain florist fees. But, as some of you have asked, what about the rest of the big day? Especially when security alone reportedly hits the $2 million mark. St. James’s Palace won’t go into detail, but I’ve been reassured that the money won’t be coming from the British taxpayer. “Most will come from the Queen’s personal wealth, and Prince Charles will footing much of the bill, too,” explains a source. But there’s another possible donor in the mix: the media. While print outlets, including Us, will take April 29 reporting positions on fee-free basis, I hear overseas TV companies are paying up to $190,000 to hold a camera spot at Buckingham Palace for the wedding week. One news producer tells me: “We could only report live on location if we paid for the position. Our bill [from the Cabinet Office] came to $128,000!” Times that by the 300-odd expected outlets, and that could pay for a lot of cake!
[From Us Weekly] Yeah, not to mention all of the money that's going to come in that weekend from all of the people who come to London for the wedding. I suspect that everything will even out, money-wise. Going back to the stag weekend - it's going to be a hot mess, isn't it? But I bet the guys have a lot of fun, and I bet Harry has put a lot of thought into planning their activities. I also think Harry seems like he would be really great at throwing parties, in general. He should also be put in charge of organizing Kate's hen party. You know Harry would make it super-fun. 
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| Josh Holloway vs. Joel McHale in hotness showdown on Community finale Posted: 25 Mar 2011 10:03 AM PDT 
Here’s some good news about my favorite sitcom, Community. I should say it’s mixed news because it reminds us that this incredibly funny, highly watchable show is about to close out its second season. It’s going to do so with even more man candy, though, so I guess I can live with that. Lost’s Josh Holloway (who is featured in this week’s Hot Guy Friday) is going to guest on the two part season finale as some kind of hunky competition to the snarky boyish hotness that is Joel McHale’s Jeffery Winger. It looks like this won’t be airing until mid May, though, so we have around five more episodes to look forward to.
Potential mild spoilers in quoted text below
I didn’t watch last night’s episode of Community yet, so I would say no spoilers in the comments yet, but it still won’t spoil it given how much they put in that show. That episode is on the DVR waiting for me like a box of truffles after dinner. One of my favorite parts of last week’s episode was when Abed and Troy explained that they’d had to stop hanging out with Jeff after Britta told them Jeff liked nipple play - then Troy mimed like he was stroking an imaginary Jeff’s nipples. They’re so great at riffing off same sex relationships in that show (remember when Annie tried to kiss Britta?), and given all these funny comments by the stars I think we can assume that Josh and Joel will have a little homoeroticism going.
Joel McHale is used to being the resident hunk on the set of “Community.” Now, a challenger emerges from off the island. Josh Holloway is slated to guest star in the survivor paintball-themed second season finale of the NBC comedy, and series co-star Alison Brie said that the “Lost” alum caused quite the stir on set. “Josh Holloway from Lost makes an appearance and he and Joel have a “handsome off,” as I like to call it, between the two of them,” Brie told NY Magazine’s Vulture blog. “That was kind of the vibe on the set, as well. Everyone on set — guys and girls alike — were fawning over Josh.” Brie said that the vibe of a relaxed set changed a bit, in honor of the handsome star. “Everyone was on their best behavior, looking better than ever. Our male producers would talk to Josh for five minutes and then they’d walk over and say, ‘He really is attractive, isn’t he?’ It was so funny. There were a lot of man crushes, absolutely.” Holloway has had this “problem,” before; he bemoaned his sex symbol status in a 2009 interview with Company Magazine: “‘[The] whole sex-symbol thing is really strange,” he said, adding that he, “wouldn’t wish it on anybody. I appreciate the opportunity to work, the cash it gives you, and other things it provides are wonderful. But the celebrity thing… I don’t like attention.” Still, McHale didn’t seem to mind the good looks of his “rival.” “Josh Holloway is as sexy, as dreamy as you would expect, even more so than he was in ‘Lost’ I think,” he recently told TV Guide. “You really get to see his comedic side. He nails it. He's so funny. He was such a good guy, great to have around. I would follow him on to any set and then they would handcuff me and escort me out.”
[From Huffington Post, sources are TVGuide and NYMag] I like that they’re reprising the paintball scenario that was last year’s brilliant finale. This show rarely gets it wrong - excepting that bizarre stop motion animation Christmas special. I didn’t even watch the whole thing. Did anyone even like that? (My mom did so don’t be ashamed.) 
Oh and I also have to mention how much I like relatively new guest star Malcolm Jamal Warner as Shirley’s ex husband. He’s great in that role, and they even work in the occasional Cosby Show reference for him.
Community has been renewed for a third season, hurray! We have plenty more to look forward to after this season wraps. Photos are from NBC, where you can watch full episodes of Community for free if you’re in the US. 
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| Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s menopausal styles at the Met: hideous or typical? Posted: 25 Mar 2011 09:38 AM PDT 
Part of the reason I liked Olivia Munn's dress for the premiere of the latest opera at the Met was that I was looking at all of the photos from the event, and Olivia was clearly one of the better-dressed ladies. Case in point: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were also there. I mean… Jesus. They are 23 years old! And they look 50-something. Menopausal styling, menopausal fashion, menopausal faces. When they're not freaking us out over their creepy twin-brain, they're freaking us out with their creepy fashion - and you know they're styling themselves. No stylist would sign off on these looks. Even if their dresses didn't look like MK and Ashley jacked the crap from a seniors' center, there's also the sketchy fabric choices. Look at how cheap this stuff looks! I hope to God it's vintage, because if they're wearing their own designs, or something current, they should be ashamed. 
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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