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- Scott Disick’s Men’s Fitness cover: awesomely bad or just plain bad?
- Britney Spears’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About…” is hilarious
- Matt Damon, plastic surgery victims come out to ‘His Way’ premiere
- Elizabeth Taylor passes away at the age of 79
- Brangelina’s “organized chaos” big happy family takes the cover of People
- Katie Holmes’ good makeup & Stella McCartney jacket: cute or cheap?
- Paris Hilton turned down hookup with Vin Diesel ‘I can’t stand black guys’
- Hugh Hefner’s fiancée Crystal Harris is screwing around with Dr. Phil’s son
- James Franco apologizes for scrawled bitchy message using scrawled nice message
- 50 Cent says Chelsea Handler is confident, cool and not all that sexy
Scott Disick’s Men’s Fitness cover: awesomely bad or just plain bad? Posted: 23 Mar 2011 08:58 AM PDT Hahhaha. Scott Disick, douche extraordinaire covers the new issue of Men's Fitness. I've always been ambivalent about that magazine, just because they usually get really great cover guys, but then they don't do a thorough interview, only asking celebrity men about their workouts and junk. Anyway, step aside Gerard Butler, Scott Disick is a cover boy now. And look what the Photoshoppers did to his face! It's like they were trying to make his face less creepy and serial killer-esque, and instead he got morphed into some kind of eyeless demon. The Fab Life is saying that Scott is sucking in his gut too. Excellent. But what does Kourtney think of one of the leading contenders for Mason-Dixon's daddy (coughPremoStallonecough)? Kourt thinks Scott looks like Here's the clip from their show where Scott is shooting his cover. One day, this man is going to throw a truck full of Kardashians into the wood chipper. Photos courtesy of Kourtney's blog. |
Britney Spears’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About…” is hilarious Posted: 23 Mar 2011 08:33 AM PDT Over the past month, Britney Spears has been doing press for her new album, Femme Fatale. That press has been… odd, to say the least. If you look through some of Britney's major interviews lately, the interviews rarely, if ever, take place face to face. Britney ("Britney") answered questions on her Twitter account, and she sounded… unlike the Britney we know. It sounded more like one of Brit's handlers was just answering those questions for her. Then, for her Out Magazine interview, the questions were submitted to Britney via email, and she answered via email. From what I can see, the only face-to-face interview she's done so far is the one for V Magazine, in which she only answered a handful of questions. So… basically, I'm accusing Britney's team of pulling a not-so-fast one on the general public. Britney isn't really doing her own press, in my opinion. If it was any other celebrity, media outlets wouldn't allow it. So why are they letting Britney get away with it now? Because of her mental issues? Because we collectively feel bad for her? Because she's Britney, bitch? Whatever. All I know is that I rolled my eyes and giggled at Britney's latest "interview" - an Us Weekly "25 Things You Don't Know About…" piece. I have to hand it to whoever is writing this junk, they actually make an effort to use Brit's "voice".
[From Us Weekly] No go back and re-read it with a twang, and add "y'all" to every line. Oh, and change all the my's to mah's. Just a few points though - are we supposed to believe that Britney bathes twice a day? No, Brit. We've seen your busted, greasy weave. Not buying it. Also, "I made the first move on Jason Trawick." God, I actually believe that, but I just don't want to picture it. Britney was still in pretty bad shape when she and Jason first got together - how in the world did she come on to him? Did she just rub herself on his leg and put his hand on her trashy weave? Ugh. Here are some shots of Britney for her album: Photos courtesy of WENN & The Daily Mail (Brit's promotional shots). |
Matt Damon, plastic surgery victims come out to ‘His Way’ premiere Posted: 23 Mar 2011 08:07 AM PDT
James and Scott Caan, intergenerational hotness. Don Cheadle - ditch the bowling shoes and vary your wardrobe a little! Mariel Hemingway looks like Ellen Barkin’s too tight sister. It’s a shame. Kelly Lynch. Holy Botox! She’s 52 though, can you believe it? Cindy Crawford. This is what good work (+ good genes) look like. Anne Heche. Crazy bitch. I can’t believe she’s still with this guy she cheated with. Sharon Stone. Ditto on the crazy bitch part. Elliot Gould. He just makes me smile. I love that he’s listening to his iPod on the red carpet. Bruce Willis and his young bride Emma Hemming. I can’t believe she’s not knocked up yet. Bruce Willis for HGF! Emile Hirsh - HGF candidate? He’s cute! Damon again before he roughly pushes me up against the wall, letting me mess up his hair for hours before we finally leave the house to get something to eat and go to the damn barber already. (While I spend the day at the spa.) I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday.*sigh* And here’s Jerry Weintraub with Ellen Barkin. photo credit: Juan Rico/Fame Pictures |
Elizabeth Taylor passes away at the age of 79 Posted: 23 Mar 2011 07:53 AM PDT Damn, this is a sad way to start a Wednesday morning. Elizabeth Taylor has passed away at the age of 79. She died this morning, in LA, and the statement given to ABC News says that she was surrounded by her four children. She was a three time Oscar winner - she won Best Actress Oscars for Butterfield 8 and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, and she also received an honorary Oscar for her humanitarian work. Go to IMDB and check out her filmography - she made some really, really good movies, and she was a much better actress than most people gave her credit for. Beyond her filmography, Elizabeth was known for many, many marriages, especially to Mike Todd and Richard Burton. She was also on the forefront of the campaign against HIV/AIDS, and she was one of the first Hollywood stars to raise money for AIDS research. Even in her passing, she asks people to donate to the Elizabeth Taylor AIDS Foundation in lieu of flowers.
[From ABC News] Over Christmas, I read Furious Love, which is the amazing story of the romance of Elizabeth and Richard Burton, from their early courtship on the set of Cleopatra (while both were married), to the last letter Burton wrote to Elizabeth, the night that he died. I think in Elizabeth's mind, she never stopped loving Richard or tending to her memories of him, and I hope they are together today, somewhere. Maybe having a drink with Mike Todd in heaven. |
Brangelina’s “organized chaos” big happy family takes the cover of People Posted: 23 Mar 2011 07:51 AM PDT On Sunday, I published the new photos we had of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all six of their children. The brood was walking around New Orleans, and they ended up buying some treats at Verti Market. The photos were cute, and notable because there hasn't been a six-kid-strong public outing in a while. Also notable: how big Vivienne and Knox (and Fax Cannes, for that matter) are getting, and how all of the biological children basically all look alike. Anyway, for some reason, this outing was important enough to make the cover of People Magazine this week. Weird, right?
[From People] Okay, this is actually starting to scare me a little, because I genuinely like/adore the Jolie-Pitts. What is up with them? Why the People Magazine cover reinforcing their solidarity? What are they trying to prove? It feels like there's another shoe that's about to drop. And I've said it before - I can handle whatever negative Jolie-Pitt story there is, because there are millions of negative stories and Angelina and Brad manage to keep on making it work. But I get suspicious and worried whenever their press gets too positive and ass-kissy. And this cover makes me suspicious. |
Katie Holmes’ good makeup & Stella McCartney jacket: cute or cheap? Posted: 23 Mar 2011 07:17 AM PDT These are photos of Katie Holmes' appearance last night at the "premiere" of The Decision. What's that, you ask? Katie stars in the short film (commercial) called The Decision, which promotes John Frieda Precision Foam Colour. The commerical is about the Katie Holmes character "Joan Hudson" who is "a high-profile actress who leaves her colorist and decides to start coloring her own hair." Katie said about the experience: "I love the idea of doing a short film about something I feel is really important to women! I also love being a part of promoting a product that is available to all women." So… this whole thing is basically just an advertisement for hair color. That being said, I'm intrigued. I've been meaning to dye the grey out for a few years now, and I never get around to it. Should I try John Frieda Precision Foam Colour? The Kate-bot endorses it! Regarding Katie's ensemble: the jacket is Stella McCartney, the pants are Alexander Wang. FabSugar has more details here - it's interesting to me that the ensemble actually costs $2400-plus. As I've said before, Katie is just one of those women who makes expensive clothes look super-cheap. That being said, Katie does look kind of cute here. Her makeup in particular looks great. |
Paris Hilton turned down hookup with Vin Diesel ‘I can’t stand black guys’ Posted: 23 Mar 2011 06:57 AM PDT
[From LA Weekly via The Superficial] I’m sure Diesel didn’t want to catch the herp either, but maybe Paris hadn’t contracted it at that point. (Doubtful.) So not only is she a racist fool, she’s also dumb enough to turn down a hook up with Vin Diesel because he looks possibly black. It boggles the mind that someone could be that bigoted. Chances are that most of her family members are raging racists too. Dumb bitch had to learn it somewhere. Paris is shown on 3/1, and on 3/18/11 with her high BFF, Brooke Mueller. She’s not looking pregnant anymore, thank God. Credit: WENN.com. Vin Diesel is shown on 11/4/10 in Rio. Credit: Fame Pictures |
Hugh Hefner’s fiancée Crystal Harris is screwing around with Dr. Phil’s son Posted: 23 Mar 2011 06:48 AM PDT Life & Style's Scene Queens are reporting that Hugh Hefner's fiancée Crystal Harris, 24 (hahaha), is screwing around on Hef! But she's not (allegedly) riding some athlete or magician, alas. No, she's supposedly boning a guy named Jordan McGraw, best known as Dr. Phil McGraw's son. Ugh. Here's a photo of Jordan: Well, it's not as bad as it could be, looks-wise. Although you would think a smart gold-digger would have just aimed for the golden goose and just boned Dr. Phil. Who cheats on Hef with some son of a B-lister?
[From Life & Style] I mean, on one side, I'm kind of happy for her because she's out getting hers, you know? If I had to ride Hef, I might throw up on him (and I actually kind of like and respect him, I just don't want to screw him). So, two 24-year-olds are fooling around. Not a story. Except for that whole "fooling around with another dude while engaged to a 84-year-old man" thing. How dumb is this gold-digger? |
James Franco apologizes for scrawled bitchy message using scrawled nice message Posted: 23 Mar 2011 06:07 AM PDT
[From Huffington Post] At first I thought Franco’s response was nice, but then I thought about it and realized that he wasn’t taking responsibility at all for being a whiny baby about it. He has reasoning skills, he can read someone’s comments and decide whether to be offended or not without taking the editorial part at face value. He didn’t even bother to write any kind of explanation when he took offense or later when he tried to apologize and is instead scrawling on photos like the passive aggressive dick that he is. I used to like James Franco and I forgave him for screwing up the Oscars, but he’s on my sh*t list now. Photos of Franco from the Independent Spirit Awards on 1/26/11. Credit: WENN.com |
50 Cent says Chelsea Handler is confident, cool and not all that sexy Posted: 23 Mar 2011 06:05 AM PDT Last year, Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent began "dating". No one really knew if they were actually dating or if they were just doing some kind of mutual stunt queen thing. They posed for Twit-pics together, and even got a pap'd a few times. The romance, real or fake, was short-lived however. I know, shocking. Who would have thought that a racist drunk and an A-list rapper wouldn't be able to work in the long run? So Chelsea and 50 split up or whatever, and almost immediately Chelsea began "dating" Andre Balazs. I actually think Chelsea really likes Andre, and she's reportedly been very possessive of him when they're out at parties. But Chelsea couldn't just let the 50 Cent "breakup" go, and Us Weekly had a suspiciously Chelsea-friendly article about how Chelsea had left 50 "heartbroken" after their split. Now 50 Cent covers the new issue of Vibe, and he sets the record straight about Chelsea. Part of it is a compliment… part of it is not.
[From Vibe] "I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f-ck her, but you might." So… 50 Cent is saying Chelsea is a fun person to get wasted and coked up with, but that she's the opposite of sexy? Sounds about right. |
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