Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.30.11

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 02:30 PM PDT

   
“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.” And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck’s mustache Read More ...

Courteney Cox Still Wears Bikinis

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 01:45 PM PDT

   
Making her fourth bikini appearance in under a month, here’s Courteney Cox vacationing in St. Barts today. Her Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins is also there with her – romantically, I might add – but somehow kept getting cropped out of the photos. If I had to put my finger on it, I’d say it’s Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes Will Only Argue Naked Now

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 12:47 PM PDT

   
Feeling increasingly cock-sure thanks to a brand-new chest full of silicone, LeAnn Rimes plans to solve all her romantic disputes by getting naked and then whipping shoes at Eddie Cibrian. Via Us Magazine: “A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked!” Rimes tweeted Monday. “I’m gonna do Read More ...

Jessica Simpson is Designing Her Wedding Dress

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 12:18 PM PDT

   
Despite not even setting a date yet and openly contemplating eloping, Jessica Simpson is personally designing her wedding dress. And by personally designing I mean a team of other people and her mom are doing all the work. People: "I couldn't do this without my mom. We have the same eye," Jessica says. " been my Read More ...

Hilary Duff in Yoga Pants and Other News

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 11:26 AM PDT

   
- Matthew Weiner is not leaving Mad Men. Denies $30 million salary reports. - Edward Norton got engaged. - Colin Farrell used to call Elizabeth Taylor late at night. - Gwyneth Paltrow is an aerobics pimp now. - Matthew McConaughey is ready to settle down because apparently he didn’t decide until after making Read More ...

Britney Spears Was in ‘Jackass 3,’ According to This Jimmy Kimmel Sketch

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 10:55 AM PDT

   
“Five Frappercheenos was a bad idea, y’all. Just hold it together, Britnay. Hold it together… They’ll be out in a minute… You are not shittin’ your pants in front of these people again, ya hear me? You’re a big girl now, gotdammit, and big girl’s get Pizza Hut. Man, I want that Pizza Hut… FOR Read More ...

The Kardashians Work ‘25 Hours a Day’

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 10:50 AM PDT

   
The Kardashian Klan are featured in the April issue of Redbook where they rolled out their usual horseshit about their show being entirely real and how much they love each other despite each of them never being more than a second away from the slitting the others throats to advance their Q rating. Except this Read More ...

Rihanna’s Talking About Chris Brown

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 08:51 AM PDT

   
Rihanna appears on the cover of Rolling Stone where she opens up about Chris Brown and sets the record straight on cutting him some slack via the restraining order and is surprisingly gracious about the whole thing without entirely letting him off the hook. Except don’t ask him about it or else you’re a “hater” Read More ...

Adrianne Palicki Filming Wonder Woman in Costume

Posted: 30 Mar 2011 07:43 AM PDT

   
Despite almost universal consensus that, based on the costume alone, Wonder Woman would be canceled after six episodes, production went ahead anyway because here’s Adrianne Palicki filming in Los Angeles last night. And I will say this, the outfit looks much better in action than when it’s presented as one of those Halloween costumes you Read More ...

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