Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.29.11

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 03:00 PM PDT

   
And here comes another nude photo… (Get my camera.) Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber’s “swagger coach,” everyday in the life of Kim Kardashian, and Chris Brown being allowed near a Lamborghini because the last time went so well. I see dead people, - The Superficial Click Here to Start The Gallery Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Read More ...

Sofia Vergara Will Make it All Better

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 02:33 PM PDT

   
After committing what only be described as “a brutal, ritualistic rape and murder of the human eye” with those Lindsay™ pics, here’s the considerably more palatable Sofia Vergara, also in Venice Beach today, filming a Pepsi commercial. How the preternatural hotness of her breasts didn’t cancel out Lindsay™’s face will forever plague the scientific community. Read More ...

Has Lindsay™ Always Been This Hot?

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 01:29 PM PDT

   
Because cocaine has been proven in clinical studies to induce an over-inflated sense of self-worth (See: Blood, Tiger.), Lindsay™ decided to vamp it up for the paparazzi this afternoon while leaving her house in Venice Beach. You know, because she’s a beautiful, young actress, lusted after by men and women alike. Which is also why Read More ...

Natalie Zea is a Freedom Fighter

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 12:38 PM PDT

   
I’m not a big bra girl at all. And I’m finally on a show that’s on cable, where I’m allowed to not wear a bra and I’m very happy about that. I’ve always been fighting for braless, so much so to the point where the networks asked the standards and practices to call up producers Read More ...

Rob Lowe: ‘Tom Cruise is a Robot’

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 12:01 PM PDT

   
It’s been two years since Rob Lowe has been on the site, but then again, that’s his own fault for not masturbating in front of the help more. Anyway, he’s sharing excerpts of his autobiography with Vanity Fair which include poignant puns about his friendship with Charlie Sheen (Actual quote: “We competed to see who Read More ...

Brooklyn Decker Wore Another Bikini and Other News

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 10:29 AM PDT

   
- Beyonce fired her dad. - Ricky Martin will convert you to Satanism now. - Jennifer Lopez Saying a Bunch of Ridiculous Shit: The Hits. - Wait. Asian women have breasts? This can’t be right… - James Franco is teaching slam poetry now. Of course. - Alyssa Milano has the greatest pregnant ass Read More ...

‘Mad Men’ Season 5 Pushed to 2012

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 10:07 AM PDT

   
Despite heated contract talks with series creator Matthew Weiner – *snorts* - AMC has officially greenlit a fifth season of Mad Men except new episodes won’t air until early 2012 and the network’s official statement still lists the negotiations as “ongoing” which means they could still go to shit at any moment. Via Deadline: “AMC has Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Has More Leaked Photos

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 08:56 AM PDT

   
Christina Aguilera apparently has more racy photos floating around, except this time featuring her in bed with new boyfriend Matthew Rutler. According to RadarOnline, someone who claims they found a camera card in a French hotel (Read: It’s those hackers.) is shopping around 109 pics from June to November 2010 that show Christina in numerous Read More ...

Tom Bergeron is Afraid of Chris Brown

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 08:08 AM PDT

   
Even after smashing his dressing room window in a fit of rage, ABC is continuing to milk Chris Brown for all he’s worth by allowing him to still perform on tonight’s Dancing With The Stars which host Tom Bergeron isn’t entirely thrilled about. E! News reports: When Seacrest mentioned that there had been a bit of Read More ...

Mila Kunis Defends Natalie Portman

Posted: 29 Mar 2011 07:18 AM PDT

   
Just in time for today’s DVD release making none of this seem suspicious at all, Mila Kunis and director Darren Aronofsky have both come forward with statements to EW.com defending Natalie Portman from accusations made by her dancing double Sarah Lane who claims Natalie only did five percent of the dancing in the movie: Mila Kunis: "Natalie Read More ...

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