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Demi Lovato on punching her backup dancer: “I was completely out of line”
George Clooney’s got a new piece: former WWE star Stacy Keibler
Linnocent is back to being a fall-down drunk at the Chateau Marmont
Lea Michele: Managers told me to get a nose job, that I wasn’t “pretty enough”
Sarah Jessica Parker defends her street cred: I work hard not to trade on my celebrity
Melanie Griffith wears skin tight jeans and a white tank top: hot or dated?
Mila Kunis tells off a journalist in her native tongue, Russian
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s insane estate in Architectural Digest, it looks like a hotel
Gwyneth Paltrow covers Elle: “You can never be relaxed or smug” about marriage
Scott Disick’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About” is epic in its douchebaggery

Demi Lovato on punching her backup dancer: “I was completely out of line”

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 09:52 AM PDT

Demi Lovato did a fashion spread and interview in the September issue of Elle (the one with Gwyneth on the cover) to promote her new “Skyscraper” single as well as discuss some issues about bullying and cutting, which she’s already talked about in the recent past. While Elle’s stylists have gotten a bit heavy handed with the lipstick in this photoshoot, I do love that red coat in the above photo. In addition, the interview contains a few little gems, which allude to an almost unheard of concept to today’s starlets; that is, personal responsibility:

On Her 2010 Meltdown: When news of her backstage theatrics on tour with the Jonas Brothers got out, the blogosphere dubbed her “Demi Drama.” “I was completely out of line all summer,” she says. “Just the worst attitude–totally ungrateful.” During a flight to Peru, Lovato walked up to her backup dancer, then friend Alex Welch, and socked her in the face. “I just felt like she’d betrayed me,” Lovato says. “That’s the bottom line.”

On Her Moment Of Reckoning: “When you punch someone on a plane, enough is enough,” she ways. “Right after, I texted my mom and just said, ‘I’m sorry.’”

On Why She Lost It: Because she and [Joe] Jonas had broken up, rumors persisted that Lovato went off the rails over his then romance with Twilight star Ashley Greene. She admits that heartbreak was an aggravating factor — she and Jonas have had no contact since — but insists the crisis ran deeper than teen angst. “I wouldn’t credit my meltdown to a guy. There was so much other stuff in my life.”

On Publicists: In 2008, red-carpet photos showed four fading scabs on Lovato’s left wrist. Before the singer even knew the pictures existed, her PR team had issued a statement that the marks were indents from gummy bracelets. “I don’t think I would have been ready to talk about [my problems] then, but I could’ve come up with something better than gummy bracelets. Needless to say, that publicist is no longer with us.” Pause. “I mean, she’s alive.”

[From Elle]

While the tabloids would lead us to believe that Demi is falling back into her partying ways, I think she’s far from the next Lindsay Lohan. The difference between the two girls is quite apparent in that Demi has publicly acknowledged that punching her backup dancer was out of line and completely wrong on her part. In contrast, Lohan would’ve claimed that she didn’t really punch anyone because the paparazzi (on on airplane) would’ve pushed her, thereby causing the loss of balance and an uncontrollably flailing wrist. Then, she’d have sued the backup dancer for not catching her or something. While every screw up in Lohan’s life is the fault of someone else, Demi seems far more lucid about her own shortcomings, and seeing the whole picture is a huge factor in recovery. If only we could just keep Demi from dating creeps like Wilmer Valderrama and Ryan Phillipe, right?

Elle photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot.

George Clooney’s got a new piece: former WWE star Stacy Keibler

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 08:51 AM PDT

I think in the distant past, George Clooney has dated a few blondes. Just because I can't recall any of them doesn't mean it's not true. For the most part, though, Clooney tends to only get "serious" (serious about paying for it) with busty brunettes who often bare a passing resemblance to Cindy Crawford. I'm think of Elisabetta Canalis, Sarah Larson, Lisa Snowdon and one of the my favorites, and the one I think was probably the prettiest of his girlfriends, Krista Allen, who was basically a soft-core porn actress. My point? Clooney loves a brunette with curves. That face isn't that important, and he'll buy you a new pair of boobs if you want. He might not even care if you started out a woman or a man.

So imagine my shock at this Life & Style report - according to their sources, Clooney is loved up in Italy with… Stacy Keibler. She was in the WWE. And Dancing with the Stars. And… that's about it. So, basically, she's not anything special and she wasn't doing much, so she came to Italy so Clooney could remember what American biscuits felt like:

Eternal bachelor George Clooney recently split with girlfriend of two years Elisabetta Canalis–but it hasn’t taken long for another beauty to pin him down again!

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that George has been getting cozy with former WWE star and Dancing With the Stars contestant Stacy Keibler.

An insider tells Life & Style that Stacy recently flew to Italy to spend time with George at his villa in Lake Como. “I’m in heaven,” Stacy tweeted about her trip.

Though they seem to be an unlikely pair, George and Stacy have been acquaintances for some time and were set up by a mutual friend, the insider reveals.

“They have a lot of friends in common and run in the same circles,” another pal tells the magazine, on newsstands now.

But Stacy — who split with her longtime boyfriend, 7th Heaven star Geoff Stults, a year ago — isn’t looking for a commitment, which suits George just fine.

“He’s enjoying spending time with Stacy, but he just got out of a two-year relationship,” says the insider. “George isn’t ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun.”

[From Life & Style]

When CB sent this to me, my immediate thought was "This blonde is a bridge between brunettes." She won't last long, despite her glowing tweets, presumably from Italy - you can read them here. However, I will change my opinion if Stacy dyes her hair to what I'm guessing is her natural brunette shade. She might last longer than a month or two then.

By the way, I believe Clooney is due at both the Venice Film Festival and the Toronto Film Festival. Elisabetta and George made their big debut as a couple at the Venice Film Festival, and historically, Clooney has no problems introducing his new piece to the world via a formal red carpet roll-out. So will Stacy get the red carpet treatment? Eh.

PS… As I was looking up photos of Stacy, all of a sudden I totally saw it. She looks like a blonde Sarah Larsen! If Stacy dyes her hair darker, they could totally be sisters. I'll include a pic of Sarah Larson too!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Linnocent is back to being a fall-down drunk at the Chateau Marmont

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 08:19 AM PDT

Ah, Linnocent. So much crack, so little time. More than a month ago, back when Linnocent was under house arrest (and partying her crack off the whole time), Linnocent tested positive for alcohol during one of her court-ordered drug tests. Linnocent was forced to trot her ass back into court to face the judge, and wouldn't you know, she got sent home without even a slap on the wrists. The gist of it was that the judge clarified her own ruling - Linnocent was ordered to have drug tests, but she could drink, despite the fact that Linnocent has been in and out of rehab a million times and that she's always claiming to be "sober" (even when she drunkenly beat the hell out of a Betty Ford employee).

Anyway, after Linnocent's house arrest was over and she was told to focus on getting her community service hours completed, Linnocent has of course gone back to her hard-partying ways. Reportedly, she and Paris Hilton are back to be being BFFs, and the Hilton girls and Linnocent had some kind of epic 3-day bender over the weekend. And now guess what? She's back at the Chateau Marmont, blitzed out of her skull:

Lindsay Lohan is back to what she does best, partying late and falling over in public, according to spies at LA’s Chateau Marmont. Fresh off her all-weekend party with Paris Hilton, La Lohan was back in vintage form at the celebrity hangout on Monday night.

A witness told us, “She was in the bathroom and told her friend, ‘Oh, my God, do you think everyone saw me fall flat on my face? I hate myself.’ Then she stepped on my foot so hard.”

The spy said Lohan, in a short, black romper suit and strappy heels with her hair in a bun, “looked wobbly, and on her way back to her table outside stumbled over again. The next time she got up, hotel security had to give her a hand.”

Lohan partied in front of more demure stars including Olivia Wilde and Emily Blunt, who remained low-key — at separate tables — and left at about 1 a.m. with her friends.

Lohan’s rep fired back, “As usual, a pack of lies from people with nothing better to do with their lives than make up stories about a famous person.”

[From Page Six]

The rep then screamed, "Move that cone, I'm SO LINNOCENT!" And then the rep asked, "Hey, do you know where I can score around here?"

So, Linnocent is back to being a sloppy drunk. Officially, I guess.

Did you want to see the puppet commercial she did a few days ago? It's sad. Linnocent looks like she wants to snort the puppet.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Lea Michele: Managers told me to get a nose job, that I wasn’t “pretty enough”

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:47 AM PDT

Lea Michele covers the September issue of Harper's Bazaar. The photo shoot is super-boring, and I kind of wonder if A) Bazaar regrets the choice of Lea as their September cover girl and B) Bazaar needs new editorial leadership. You can read the full cover story here, at Bazaar - Lea is full of herself, of course, but I don't really hate the girl for being ambitious or for setting goals. It's somewhat refreshing to see someone who doesn't know how to feign humility or act like awards don't matter. Awards matter to Lea. Attention matters to Lea. Lea wants to be the center of attention at all times. She's a diva looking for a medium, any medium you've got. Here are some highlights:

She's got no plans to take a break. "I don't stop," Lea says. "It's my nature. People have to tell me to slow down. I plan on playing every role on Broadway. I want to do Evita. I want to do Sweeney Todd with [Glee costar] Chris Colfer. We want to do Wicked. I'll be Elphaba and he wants to play 'Guy-linda.' I want to do movies, make music. Glee is only the beginning."

Not being nominated for a Tony for Spring Awakening: At 19, with a role in the rock musical Spring Awakening, she and her costars became the toast of New York. ("I didn't get a [Tony] nomination like the boys did, which was a big learning experience for me," she says, still disappointed.)

Lea looks different: "I'm five foot three. I don't look like a lot of other people, you know what I mean? I look like I'm 12," says Lea, who's wearing a cream top she found at Anthropologie the day before and matching shorts. (Those sunglasses are from Urban Outfitters. "I'm not a big spender.") She gets called out for her unconventional features all the time, but Lea doesn't let it bother her; if anything, she's used to it. "How many managers told me, 'Get a nose job. You're not pretty enough'? But I proved them wrong."

Now she admires the popular girls in Hollywood: Penélope Cruz (who Lea thought wouldn't recognize her but who countered, "Do you think I don't have a TV?"), Blake Lively, Jennifer Aniston (especially for posing as Streisand in Bazaar: "It was awesome; I really wanted to do that"), and her sometime costar Gwyneth Paltrow, who "never gets it wrong."

More on Gwyneth: "I am obsessed with Gwyneth Paltrow," Lea says. The day they met, they were rehearsing a Chicago routine for Glee. "I was nervous and said, 'I don't think I can do that dance move.' She said, 'You can do it.' She wasn't afraid of anything. I love talking with Gwyneth. She just gives good advice. She said, 'Don't ever read anything about you.'"

Lea recently had to kiss Ashton Kutcher in the upcoming romantic comedy New Year's Eve. "It wasn't enough," she says. A practical joke he played involved him opening the door naked save for a towel. If he'd dropped it, "I might have blacked out."

On eating: It would give the tabloids something to write about other than saying she's too skinny, which she chalks up to her vegetarianism and "the Glee diet": "My schedule is insane, but I can out-eat you." (This over oatmeal.)

Lea is new to the game: "People have to remember this is all new for us," Lea says. "We're all reasonably young, except for Cory [Monteith], who's old." (He's 29.) "I've learned some lessons," she continues. "But people are going to say what they want to say. I know who I am, and I'm not perfect."

[From Harper's Bazaar]

It's weird, but I could totally hear her crazy, high-pitched breathless voice through all of those quotes. As for Lea's ambition and what she's actually saying - I don't know. It will be interesting to see how much of a Hollywood career Lea has post-Glee. I suspect that she will go back to Broadway because that's what she and her frenetic energy are best suited for. But as for more TV shows and movies… poor Lea.

Photos courtesy of Harper's Bazaar.

Sarah Jessica Parker defends her street cred: I work hard not to trade on my celebrity

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:43 AM PDT

Here we go again with Sarah Jessica Parker declaring how she’s so normal and multi-tasking. This seems to be her preferred topic of conversation, and in case you think I’m exaggerating you can read all about it in these interviews. Parker is on the cover of Marie Claire this September, and I guess she’s promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It with Pierce Brosnan, which is out on September 16 in the US.

In the interview, Parker takes offense at a NY Post story that claimed that she tried to ditch jury duty and called it “character assassination.” She also said that she works hard not to trade on her image or take favors because she’s famous.

On a Page Six item claiming she complained about being called for jury duty: “For Page Six to be so cavalier - I was so outraged by the character assassination! I have served so many times, I was asked to come speak at Jury Appreciation Day! I expect I should be more calloused by now, but I am so sensitive about not ever living up to anybody’s worst idea about an actor who is well-known.”

On not wanting to be a celebrity: “I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work really hard to not trade on it in any way. I am so desperately worried about anybody saying, ‘She cut in line’ or ‘She took our table’ or She got out of jury duty’ or ‘She doesn’t do her own grocery shopping.’ The things that bother me are counter to who I am and the way I live. It’s not like it’s hard to be decent and respectful and well-behaved. I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school.”

[From Marie Claire]

Parker is part of the rarefied set in New York, where people like Linda Evangelista claim they need $48k a month in child support so they never have to be alone with their kids. To her it is laudable to have nannies that don’t stay overnight and to walk her child to school when it’s not like she has to be somewhere for eight hours that day. She wants some credit for that because her friends aren’t doing it and it’s going above and beyond what’s expected of parents in that world of the obscenely rich. It sounds insincere to the rest of us who do it on our own and hold down regular jobs, though. It only serves to reveal how disconnected Parker is from the people she supposedly strives to emulate. It’s like she wants credit for doing normal things, because that makes her so different and somehow more real.

Also isn’t that cover kind of fug?

Photos thanks to Marie Claire

Melanie Griffith wears skin tight jeans and a white tank top: hot or dated?

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:34 AM PDT

Here’s Melanie Griffith, 53, out in Beverly Hills yesterday in a pair of skin tight light wash jeans and a layered white tank top. She paired it with some black sandals and a white leather purse, which I love. Melanie has gotten some well-deserved flack for her plastic surgery, which was particularly obvious in 2007, but she looks good here notwithstanding the 90s outfit. Maybe it’s because these photos highlight how fit she is without making her look scary skinny.

Melanie went to rehab in August, 2009 for a prescription pill addiction. Her husband of fifteen years, Antonio Banderas, was very sweet when he was asked about it at the time. He denied rumors of a split and spoke very highly of her “She's doing fantastic and very little of what is being published is true. I am not going away. I am staying with my family and my wife who I love very much.”

In an interview and family photospread with Hello! Magazine published in April, 2010, Antonio expanded on that and said so many nice things about Melanie and their daughter Stella, 14. “Each day we become even more united. I still love my wife, and the concept of family is very important to us. It gives us strength.”

So it’s nice to see that Melanie and Antonio are still going strong, and that she’s looking sober and healthy. The two posed on the red carpet at a charity event late last month. Antonio told the press that his wife is doing fine post rehab. “We had problems and she had problems which she had to put together. She did and she’s working again, and I am so happy.” IMDB has Melanie in three movies coming out, two this year and one in 2012. She’s filming Yellow, with Hank Azaria and Sienna Miller, now.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

Mila Kunis tells off a journalist in her native tongue, Russian

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:24 AM PDT

The photos of Mila Kunis in the black dress are from last night, where she and Justin Timberlake went partying at Nobu in London. The photos of Mila in the pink dress are from last week, at a photo call for Friends With Benefits in Germany. She looks pretty-ish in the pink dress, I think, but she looks pretty wasted in the London pics. She and JT are certainly spending a lot of time together on this promotional tour, right? You think she finally gave it up? I think she might have. JT's been trying to get on her for more than a year, and something tells me that his on-again whatever with Jessica Biel is on HIS terms, not hers, which means that he can still do whoever and whatever he wants (kind of the same as before).

But here's my real reason for writing this - Mila Kunis speaking Russian! While Mila and JT were promoting FWB in Moscow last week, Mila answered questions in her native tongue. She was born in the Ukraine, and she immigrated to America (with her parents) when she was a young girl. From the way she speaks Russian, my guess is that she grew up speaking it in her home, with her family. Oh, and Mila sounds so hardcore in Russian. Like she's ready to shank a Russian journo over something:

Apparently, the Russian reporter was trying to ask JT why he was doing movies and not music these days. Mila jumped in and basically said, "Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” Yeah… she's probably sleeping with him.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s insane estate in Architectural Digest, it looks like a hotel

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:22 AM PDT

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith opened up their insane 25,000 square foot adobe-style home in Calabassas, CA for a cover spread in the upcoming issue of Architectural Digest. The home was of course custom built, and Will explains that it has no dead ends in order “to create an infinite cycle that represented what Jada and I hoped for our love.” Are your eyes rolling out of your head yet? Your mouth will fall open involuntarily when you see the Bing birds’ eye view of this property, which shows that it could easily serve as a full service resort hotel. [virtual globetrotting via ONTD]

The interior photos make the property look like a hotel, too with plenty of seating areas and props spread around. Will explained to AD that everything was built by hand.

Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, grace the cover of AD's September issue, sharing with us their family's highly personal retreat near Calabasas, California. The feature—which focuses on the home's sophisticated common spaces as well as the children's bright bedrooms—represents the first time the talented clan has been photographed together as a group.

The Smith home, designed by architect Stephen Samuelson, includes innumerable handcrafted elements to ensure a feeling of intimacy and love in the 25,000-square-foot house. And Will reveals that the idea behind the residence's fascinating circuitous floor plan was "no dead ends…to create an infinite cycle that represented what Jada and I hoped for our love."

The design of the home is anchored by "various interpretations of adobe in Persian, Moroccan, Spanish, as well as Southwest American cultures," says Samuelson. The property has an undeniable spiritual quality, exemplified by Jada's meditation room. "For Will and me this home was always a spiritual endeavor…we're very earthy, organic people. We wanted to create a family retreat, something made by hand and as natural as possible, something that ties back to the land," she explains. "Whatever it becomes, the craftsmanship will always represent our union and the love of our family."

[From Architectural Digest, received via e-mail]

The slideshow on AD’s website has some more photos that make the house look even more like a luxury retreat, but there aren’t any photos of Willow and Jaden’s bedrooms yet. They’re saving that for the print edition, out August 9th. I’ll be sure to thumb through it the first chance I get. I really want to see those kids’ bedrooms. You know they’re better equipped than an average Chuck E. Cheese.

Will Smith’s estimated net worth is $188 million. He was the fourth highest earner on Forbes’ list of the highest earning actors for 2010, pulling in an estimated $36 million dollars last year alone. That’s not including whatever Jada is making and whatever their kids earn from their acting and singing careers.

Gwyneth Paltrow covers Elle: “You can never be relaxed or smug” about marriage

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:12 AM PDT

Gwyneth Paltrow is the September cover girl for Elle Magazine, because she's promoting…Contagion? But doesn't she die really quickly in that movie? They put her stroke face and her death front and center in the trailer, so surely a quickie death part in a budget Soderbergh film about the bird flu doesn't warrant the cover of Elle? But it's Dame Gwyneth, so the would have put her on the cover if she just wanted to talk about her farts. Guess what she does talk about, though? BEYONCE!! Because Goop and Bey are TIGHT. Because Goop is totally over Madonna. Because Bey is cooler, smarter, hipper and younger than Madge. Because Gwyneth thinks she can be cool by association! Also: Goop talks about Chris Martin and her marriage… which she's been doing a lot lately. Interesting…

On getting support from Beyoncé on her surprise duet with Cee-Lo Green at the Grammys: “This story always makes me cry…It’s 10 in the morning and Beyonce schleps it all the way down to the Staples Center to watch. I mean, she’s Beyonce!”

On the advice Beyoncé gave her before her performance: “Beyonce’s like, ‘OK. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ She’s like, ‘Remember when we’re at Jay’s concert and Panjabi MC comes on and you do your crazy Indian dance? Do that. Be you!’”

On going public with her personal care regimens: “It’s so much easier to sit home and not exercise and criticize other people. What I love is inspiring people. People come up to me and say, ‘I want to have two kids and wear a bathing suit and not feel terrible about myself. I see how hard you work and it makes me feel like I can do that too.’”

On her decision to take on other roles like ‘Glee’ to be able to focus more on family: “I can do short jobs. If I was still starring in three movies every year, there’s no way that I’d be the person my kids want when they fall down.”

On the false rumors of a split: “Sometimes it’s hard being with someone for a long time. We go through periods that aren’t all rosy. I always say, life is long and you never know what’s going to happen. If, God forbid, we were ever not to be together, I respect him so much as the father of my children. Like, I made such a good choice. He’s such a good dad. You can never be relaxed or smug and think, ‘I’ve got this thing.’ That’s also part of it: keeping yourself on your toes. I’m not going to take this for granted.”

On creating a solo album: “Beyonce and Jay — they think that I should just go do it by myself. That I should go … in a studio and see what happens. And if it’s good, do it. And if it’s not, don’t. So that’s probably what I’ll do.”

On keeping her marriage to Chris Martin out of the spotlight: “He makes music for his fans, and he doesn’t want people to conjure a lame famous couple when they’re getting into his music. I get it.”

On her much-talked about appearance on ‘Chelsea Lately’: “Doing Chelsea Handler is like doing Howard Stern: You’ve gotta rise to the occasion. It’s good to shock people who think of me as the prim Gwyneth Paltrow.”

[From Elle via Wonderwall]

So many goodies in here, right? First, for the Jane Austin fans out there - what Austin supporting character does Gwyneth remind you of? Mr. Elton's wife from Emma, right? Mrs. Elton was the queen of saying stuff like, "People say I have an eye for fine art" or "My dear friend and fishmonger thinks that I should record an album, he's always telling me how beautiful my voice is." Because if you cite another person's compliment, you're not really bragging or being a narcissistic monster, right?

As for her comments on Chris - "We go through periods that aren’t all rosy. I always say, life is long and you never know what’s going to happen. If, God forbid, we were ever not to be together, I respect him so much as the father of my children. Like, I made such a good choice. He’s such a good dad. You can never be relaxed or smug and think, ‘I’ve got this thing.’ That’s also part of it: keeping yourself on your toes. I’m not going to take this for granted" — while I usually enjoy hating on Goop, this made me really sad. I just feel like she clinging to a bad marriage because she just doesn't think it's acceptable for her to get a divorce (because it's so peasanty). I can feel her telling herself that it's going to get better, that he'll come around. I also think Gwyneth is pulling a Jennifer Lopez, sort of. If and when Goop and Chris split, the "If, God forbid, we were ever not to be together, I respect him so much as the father of my children. Like, I made such a good choice. He’s such a good dad" quote will be brought up over and over again.

Elle photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot.

Scott Disick’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About” is epic in its douchebaggery

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:34 AM PDT

Scott Disick is the subject of this week's "25 Things You Don't Know About…" piece in Us Weekly. He is, in a word, DISGUSTING. Is it a good thing that I chuckled and winced throughout the whole piece? Scott Disick is a d-bag, this is nothing shocking. Some theorize that he plays up his perceived douchiness for the cameras, because he's been cast as "the villain". Some theorize that he's probably a lot worse when the cameras are off. This piece would seem to indicate that Scott is at best a total a–hole, and at worse, a Patrick Bateman-esque serial killer:

1. I am an only child.
2. I don’t use coasters for drinks because I don’t respect surfaces.
3. I don’t tolerate lactose.
4. I eat tons of snacks every night in bed. Usually Goldfish crackers and pretzels.
5. Cars and watches are my hobbies.
6. The coolest person I know is my son [Mason, 20 months].
7. I represent New York.
8. I have a really hard time sleeping every night.
9. My favorite movie is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
10. I’m obsessed with motorcycle and car racing.
11. I used to have long hair down to my shoulders.
12. My parents call me at least 10 times a day.
13. I order Chinese food once a week.
14. I’m as choosy about beverages as I am about clothing, and I prefer VnC Cocktails — the Pacific Breeze reminds me of the Caribbean.
15. I hate when people tell me they watch the show because their wives or girlfriends make them.
16. I tie the best double Windsor tie knot.
17. I don’t wear underwear with suits.
18. I don’t like doing interviews or being asked about myself.
19. I only own one pair of sweatpants.
20. My favorite thing about Kourtney is her sense of humor and how she makes me laugh!
21. I’d rather talk on the phone than text.
22. When I’m alone, I drive with no music on because it gives me time to think.
23. My favorite song is “Return of the Mack.”
24. After a trip, I don’t unpack my luggage until the next trip.
25. I watch Seinfeld every night before bed.

[From Us Weekly]

He gives only children a bad name! We’re not all like this, I swear. Anyway, now I can't get the images out of my head. Scott Disick driving around in a suit (with no underwear), his tie in the perfect Windsor knot, not listening to music, looking for his next victim. *shiver*

My favorites were "I don’t use coasters for drinks because I don’t respect surfaces" (WTF?), "Cars and watches are my hobbies" (no, COLLECTING cars and watches would be considered a "hobby", not the objects themselves), and “My parents call me at least 10 times a day” (his parents need to chill, but they made him this way, right?) and "After a trip, I don’t unpack my luggage until the next trip" - which means that when he packs your body in a suitcase, it takes him forever to unload it. So if we're ever missing a Kardashian or a Jenner, look for his suitcase.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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