Thursday, August 4, 2011

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Sarah Jessica Parker: Matthew & I don’t “split the atom of our marriage”

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 08:35 AM PDT

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Yesterday, CB covered the first excerpts from Sarah Jessica Parker's Marie Claire cover piece for September. In a funny twist, especially considering CB is the one who usually gives SJP the benefit of the doubt much more than me, CB seemed as annoyed with SJP as I usually am. The thing about Sarah Jessica is that you want to like her, and you might actually have some residual warmth for her after all of those years of watching Carrie Bradshaw, and then she opens her mouth and ruins it. SJP's interviews are the worst. She just tries too hard to project an image of a working mother who is all at once the best, most precious mother in the world as well as the one of the world's busiest actresses and multi-taskers. It's all a bit much. Anyway, in the Marie Claire interview, SJP gets all Goopy about her marriage:

With a hectic work schedule, three young children and a fourteen year marriage to nurture, Sarah Jessica Parker has a lot on her plate. The 46-year-old Sex And The City star has revealed that she has a fairly unusual way of dealing with all the pressures that life throws at her and her husband, actor Matthew Broderick. They chose not to discuss their marriage.

‘We don’t talk about our marriage a lot, which is probably wise,’ she admitted to Marie Claire magazine in their September issue. ‘There are so many other things in our lives that take precedence over the splitting of the atom of our marriage.’

Sarah and Ferris Bueller star Matthew, 49, married in May 1997 and have three children together - James Wilke, 8, and two-year-old twins Tabitha and Marion.

The I Don’t Know How She Does It star also discussed how she balances life with her family and work.

‘I love, love, love being an actor,’ she says.

‘It’s still the hardest and scariest thing I do, outside of parenting. But I’ve always been someone who likes a busy day. I love the opportunities, and if I can manage my time and the children are okay and we’re okay, it’s hard to say no…’

[From The Mail]

"Splitting of the atom of our marriage"??? Girl. I feel like this is SJP's way of saying that Matthew is never around and when he is, he doesn't even want to speak to her. I bet he doesn't want to split the atom of child-rearing. I bet he doesn't want to split the atom of fidelity. I bet he doesn't want to split the atom of two careers. And I bet SJP doesn't want to split the atom of divorce. What is with these women who stay in these horrible marriages?

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Marie Claire.

US Weekly: Ryan Reynolds broke up with Charlize Theron because she wanted a family

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 08:24 AM PDT

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As Kaiser reported yesterday, US Weekly has a big story this week all about how Scarlett Johansson supposedly wants her ex husband, Ryan Reynolds, back so she can start a family with him and have his gerbil-faced babies. Meanwhile he’s wary of getting back with the woman who dumped him, and has been happily off sowing his oats with a bunch of PYTs and models. One of his latest hookups, the lovely Charlize Theron, didn’t work out according to US, which has an inset story on that Scarlett article all about how Ryan dumped Charlize when she started to get too serious. I get the feeling that if the timing would have been better, like if Ryan wasn’t freshly divorced, he would have been all over that for the long haul. He got burned and he’s waiting to see what happens. It doesn’t help that Scarlett is messing with his head. Or are Ryan’s people pushing that story to make it look like Scarlett thinks she made a mistake?

Anyway, here’s US’ story about the end of Charry:

A source says the newly divorced Ryan Reynolds ended his brief summer fling with Charlize Theron, 36, in late July [after two months] because he “only wanted something casual, but she’s in a rush to settle down, have kids and start a family since she’s getting older. Charlize didn’t take it very well when he broke it off. She knows deep down that it wouldn’t have worked, but she is pretty bummed about it all.”

No wonder: The relationship seemed so promising for the private pair, who kept their relationship very quiet, says an insider. In fact, the couple weren’t even on anyone’s radar until Reynolds was spotted emerging from the Oscar winner’s Malibu home June 5. “They just dated, mostly long-distance,” says a friend of the twosome, set up by mutual pals. (Theron’s nine-year relationship with actor Stuart Townsend, 38, ended last year.) The former neighbors, who had known each other for several years, quickly discovered they had a spark: After a covert dinner date at Gjelina in Los Angeles July 13 (”He came in before her and sat down, then she snuck in,” says a fellow diner), they were spotted making out in a nearby parking lot. But Theron’s family focus, compounded with conflicting schedules, forced Ryan to end it. “They’re both too busy,” says another pal of Theron… “And they were hardly ever together anyway.”

[From US Weekly, print edition, August 15, 2011]

Oh well, they would have been so blindingly attractive together. People said the same thing about Ryan and Scarlett and we hardly saw them though. It’s like Ryan’s relationships only exist in the abstract.

I’m kind of surprised to hear that Charlize was pushing for a family, though. She said all that stuff about not getting married until it was legal for same sex couples and she doesn’t strike me as the type who wants kids. She had plenty of time to have kids with her last boyfriend. I always pegged her as more of a Cameron Diaz type when it came to relationships. Have fun while it lasts.

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Photos of Charlize are from 7/23/11. Photos of Ryan are from 8/1/11. Credit: WENN.com

Linnocent hasn’t really signed on to the Gotti film after all

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 07:46 AM PDT

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Back in April of this year, there were too many stories about Lindsay Lohan possibly being cast in the new film about the Gotti family. To make a long story short, the basic gist was: Linnocent crack-hustled her way into the production, getting cast as a young Victoria Gotti; Mother Crackhead went crazy and made too many insane demands from the production, so Linnocent was publicly dumped; Linnocent's crack-hustle continued and she weaseled her way back into the production, this time as Kim Gotti, the daughter-in-law. I thought that was where things stood - that Linnocent had ended up in the film, but in a very minor role. As it turns out, the crack headed dumbass never really signed on to anything:

Casting for this Gotti movie is harder to nail down than the man himself was. Days after Joe Pesci apparently called it quits via a lawsuit on the upcoming Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father comes word that Lindsay Lohan is not yet locked in to her role. Neither, it turns out, are Al Pacino and Kelly Preston. So what’s going on here?

Well, we know what happened with Pesci. The actor was a no-go after he claimed Fiore Films, which is producing the movie, pulled a switcheroo on him and offered him a lesser role for less money after he packed on the pounds to play mob enforcer Angelo Ruggiero. He’s now suing for $3 million. Fiore CEO Mark Fiore says Pesci never had a written contract.

Now, Lohan, who has lobbied hard for the film, first for the plum role of John Gotti Sr.’s wife, Victoria Gotti, and then taking on the smaller part of John Gotti Jr.’s wife, Kim Gotti, has yet to ink a deal.

However, producers are still in talks with the actress, says Steve Honig, the rep for both Lohan and the film.

“The producers of the film and Lindsay’s representation have not yet worked out an agreement for her to appear in the movie. At this point, we cannot provide a definitive answer either way,” Honig said, adding “Fiore is still very much in talks with Lindsay Lohan to play the role of Kim Gotti.”

Likewise, producers say Preston will appear in the film, even though her contract has not been finalized.

The project has been troubled from the get-go. Aside from the distractions caused by Lohan’s legal woes and the Pesci lawsuit, there was a major change at the helm as original director Nick Cassavetes was replaced by Barry Levinson.

So who does the film actually have on board?

Ben Foster, who starred in The Messenger and 3:10 to Yuma, has just been cast Gotti Jr., while John Travolta remains under contract to play the Teflon Don himself.

[From E! News]

I have serious doubts as to whether this film will ever be made. It's not just the Linnocent stuff, although that bitch is the Typhoid Mary of "Projects that will never get made". It just feels like the epic pre-production is too crazy, too cracked-out on all sides. If you told me that the producer was organizing the cast in order of "who gives the best beej" I wouldn't disagree (Hint: Not Linnocent!).

Here are some photos of Linnocent out last night at the Coldplay concert at UCLA. Why is she hiding her crack face? Coy doesn't play on a crackhead.

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Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.

Sam Worthington’s shaggy, scruffy look: sexy or just gross?

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 07:15 AM PDT

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I think CB still likes Sam Worthington, and I'm actually starting to come around on this meathead. He doesn't seem like a bad guy, he's just kind of rough around the edges. He has potential. He's no Fassbender, but he'll do in a pinch. And these new photos of him - he was out to lunch in LA with David Spade, of all people - are pretty hot to me. You know I like 'em scruffy. Sam looks better scruffy. I can't even hate on his shorts!

Anyway, Sam is the cover boy for the September issue of Men's Health. He talks a lot about his body:

Sam Worthington says the training regime for 'Clash of the Titans 2′ has left him feeling like a "tank". The actor has been working with Rodney Johnson – the trainer who got Christian Bale into shape for 'Batman Begins' – to get into the best possible physical condition to reprise his role as Perseus in next year's blockbuster. Sam – who has been in Wales shooting the sequel – has now revealed exactly how Rodney helped him bulk up for the part.

He said: "Before 'Clash of the Titans,' I was doing five or six hours of training a day. I'd get up, train for two hours, eat, then have a short sleep. Then I'd get up, train again with heavy weights, eat and sleep again. By the time I finished I was a tank."

The 34-year-old star's intense schedule allows him to pile on muscle, burn body fat and build definition and he says he often feels more like a "boxer" than an actor.

He said: "You're living like a boxer. The training is fast and furious, that means the results come pretty darn quickly. Rodney got Christian from the size he was in 'The Machinist' – where he couldn't even do one press-up – to the size he was in 'Batman Begins', in less than four months."

Although Sam has appeared in a number of action films in the last three years, including 'Terminator Salvation', 'Avatar' and 'The Debt', which have required him to embark on grueling exercise regimes, he admits he doesn't really enjoy hitting the gym.

He said: "I don't get a kick out of it, and I don't enjoy it. But I do see the results."

[From Men's Health, via Sam's Fansite]

Even though I get that Sam and Christian Bale were working with a professional trainer, I still have doubts as to whether it's good for your body to make such drastic changes so quickly, especially when you're going back and forth from emaciated to ripped. Plus, as we saw the other day in those photos from the Pittsburgh set of The Dark Knight Rises, it seems like Bale hasn't bulked up for this one - perhaps because he's punished his body too much already.

Also - remember how Sam dumped his Bangs Trauma girlfriend? I never even learned her name, I just called her Bangs Trauma. Anyway, he's got a new piece - no one knows her name yet, though.

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Photos courtesy of Fame & PCN.

What’s pissing off Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt this week?

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 06:38 AM PDT

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The tabloids are full of random stories about Brangelina this week, as is the case nearly every week. OK! Magazine claims that Brad and Angelina had a "26 day fight" - mostly because it was 26 days between photos of Brad and Angelina together. OK!'s sources says that in private, The Brange are "at each other's throats" but it's all cool because they know how to make up, probably because of all of the whips and handcuffs and such. The insider claims, "After their epic fights, they are usually in bed for a solid 24 hours.” Ew. Star Magazine also has a story about Brad and Angelina fighting… over when to adopt! In a refreshing change of pace, in this story, it's BRAD who wants another kid and Angelina is the one saying no. Brad wants another little African girl. Probably because the Empress demands it. Meanwhile, Us Weekly's story about The Fightin' Brangelinas is kind of blah - according to them, they're fighting because Angelina is super-bored:

So much for "jolly" ole England! A source tells Hot Stuff Angelina Jolie is so unhappy with Brad Pitt's endless days shooting World War Z in the UK that she's considering leaving the country until he finishes the film.

"She's not pleased being at home while he's on set," says the source. "These are the longest hours he's spent on a set in a while, so it's just her and the kids with not much to do."

And now comes Jolie's chance to jet: On July 31, Pitt moved from the sleepy London suburb of Richmond to tiny Falmouth, England (pop: 22,000). It remains to be seen whether she will join him - or call it a wrap!

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

Once again, it's an interesting change of pace. Usually the "Brangelina fight because of work schedules" stories appear only when Angelina's got a job, not Brad. Yay for wanting your man to stay barefoot and pregnant at home!

Last Brangelina story, and it comes from In Touch, who still have a hate-on for Angelina.

According to a new report, Angelina doesn't really pay attention to her brood, ignores Shiloh the most and lets the nannies do all the work!

Angelina Jolie portrays herself as a woman who can do it all — be an award-winning actress, humanitarian, loving partner to Brad Pitt and amazing mother to their children, Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh and twins Knox and Vivienne. So how does she manage everything? Well, according to In Touch, she uses nannies and hardly ever parents her kids!

"She's preoccupied; she doesn't have a lot of time for them," an insider tells In Touch. She's doting in public” but “cold, impatient and less than affectionate” with her kids behind closed doors.

The magazine even describes her as an "ice-queen" mom! And of all the kids — Shiloh gets the least amount of attention.

"During a game of war with her brothers, Shiloh fell down and got bruised," the insider explains, adding that Angelina didn't do anything about it! "She let a nanny handle it."

"Her parenting just isn't as warm and fuzzy as Brad's," another source reveals.

But Angelina works hard to make sure people think she's a wonderful mother, so when she knows that photographers are about, she will walk in front, holding her kids’ hands, and make the nannies walk in the back or “stay hidden.” Also, an “insider” claims that being a Jolie-Pitt nanny as “great pay, long hours and complete chaos.”

"She spends her life trying to prove that she can give her family everything she missed out on as a child," an insider says.

[From Jezebel and Holly Baby]

Eh. If anything, I suspect that Angelina is the "bad cop" parent and Brad is the softie, the one who doesn't dole out punishment. Angelina seems like the enforcer, and she seems more organized about everything. Considering all of their traveling and crazy schedules, I've actually begun to suspect that Angelina is a little OCD to keep track of everything. So… yeah, I don't think she's some cold, distant, ice-queen mom. I think she's just doing the best she can.

Here's Brad looking so lonely on the set of World War Z:

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Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN & PCN.

Kate Bosworth goes back to Coldplay, after alleged 2009 affair with Chris Martin

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 05:56 AM PDT

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These are some new photos of Kate Bosworth leaving a Coldplay concert last night in LA. She's with a friend that, for my purposes, I'm assuming is gay. Because seriously, what straight guy is going to take Kate Bosworth to a Coldplay performance, right? Especially considering the history! What history? Ah, back in November 2009, Star Magazine had a surprisingly detailed and heavily sourced story about how Chris Martin, Coldplay's front man and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, was having a public affair with Kate Bosworth. What's that? You want to read the original 2009 story? Of course! Here you go:

The witness says that since the backstage VIP section at the U2 concert on Oct. 23 was full of Secret Service agents keeping an eye on former President Clinton, perhaps Kate and Chris thought no one would notice them.

"They weren't even shy about it. There weren't too many regular people there, so maybe they thought no one would blab about them. But they looked really into each other - they held hands and kissed, and I saw Chris caress her cheek. It was pretty romantic."

Later, at an after party for Bono at The Palazzo's Carnevino restaurant, Chris and Kate kept carrying on, eyewitnesses report.

"Kate arrived around midnight with Chris and some other Coldplay members… they stayed until around 5 a.m. It was a wild party!"

When Kate and Chris first arrived, she went straight up to the hostess' stand and started rambling on about how she and Gwyneth were really good friends.

"Thinking about it now, it was like she was overcompensating," says an onlooker. "She said that whenever she's with Gwyneth in Los Angeles or New York, they always go to one of Mario Batali's restaurants. Carnevino is one of Mario's restaurants. It was so out of the blue that she was talking about her friendship with Gwyneth, like she was justifying why she was with Chris. And it's weird because Mario and Gwyneth are good friends too."

"Kate and Chris sat at a table towards the back of the room. They seemed pretty into each other," says an eyewitness. "They spent the entire time hanging out together, eating, drinking, laughing. Wherever Kate went, Chris would be right next to her. They sure looked like a couple to me."

Chris's hookup with Kate may not come as a shock to friends of the couple. Some say Gwyneth and Chris have been drifting apart for months. "It's like Chris suddenly realized he's a rock megastar and women throw themselves at him… he's become incredibly affected by female flattery. And Kate is just the kind of beauty who'll flatter him - bright, sexy and intelligent."

Whispers of trouble in Chris and Gwyneth's marriage have been around for a long time, but looked like they were making a go of it in August when they purchased a new house. But, "it didn't work. The marriage has major problems. They're at a crossroads and there's no knowing if the relationship can survive… they're leading separate lives. She finds him immature. He finds her pretentious."

Meanwhile, Kate Bosworth "has been chasing Chris for a long time," a source reveals. "All his friends think that there's something going on with them."

"Last summer, Gwyneth's ego was bruised when Chris told her that Kate was like a younger version of herself… he's had a crush on Kate since she starred in Blue Crush. Gwyneth knows that Chris flirts all the time on the road, but after that 'younger version of you' comment, Gwyneth is more sensitive and suspicious of Kate."

[From Star Magazine, print edition, November 16 2009]

So what does it mean that the newly single Kate Bosworth - fresh from being dumped by Alexander Skarsgard - is now fine with having her name mentioned in the same breath as "Coldplay". Is Kate trying to start up with Chris again? Is she trying to put Gwyneth on edge?

My opinion: Gwyneth is already on edge. After reading her Elle interview yesterday, Goop just makes me sad. I mean, of course, she's a terrible monster and I wouldn't mind slapping her, but also: she's just sad. Not that she would ever admit it, but her marriage is terrible and all of the Mrs. Elton humble-bragging is just to make herself feel better. When discussing her marriage, she said:

On the false rumors of a split: "Sometimes it's hard being with someone for a long time. We go through periods that aren't all rosy. I always say, life is long and you never know what's going to happen. If, God forbid, we were ever not to be together, I respect him so much as the father of my children. Like, I made such a good choice. He's such a good dad. You can never be relaxed or smug and think, 'I've got this thing.' That's also part of it: keeping yourself on your toes. I'm not going to take this for granted."

On keeping her marriage to Chris Martin out of the spotlight: "He makes music for his fans, and he doesn't want people to conjure a lame famous couple when they're getting into his music. I get it."

[From Elle, via previous Celebitchy story]

Can Gwyneth and Chris's marriage survive another Bosworth encounter? The last time, Chris's people made a big deal about it, denying it to whoever would listen and claiming that Chris was going to sue Star Magazine. He never did sue. Bosworth moved on to Alexander Skarsgard and it seemed like Gwyneth and Chris were damaged but they stuck it out. I wonder…

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kelly Osbourne: “Christina Aguilera is becoming the fat bitch she was born to be”

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 05:50 AM PDT

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Kelly Osbourne is one of the regulars on E!'s Fashion Police, a show I have watched willingly more than once. For the most part, I've found that Joan Rivers has gotten a bit softer from the olden days of Fashion Police, and in general, the show is much more celebrity kiss-ass-y than the older version. But these bitches can still throw down, as a recent episode became a hate-fest on Christina Aguilera. Yes, I know I've referred to Christina unkindly, calling her a "drunken, delusional, lie-filled monster" - which she is. I try to focus on how much I hate Christina's attitude and her lies, and not so much on how she just looks like a boozehound monster most of the time - because she does. She's bloated and orange and she wears way too much makeup and her implants look completely gross. Kelly Osbourne feels the same way, only with Kelly, it's personal. Christina was a bitch to Kelly in private, and Kelly is airing that crap for public consumption:

Kelly Osbourne has never been a fan of Christina Aguilera, but the 26-year-old took their feud to a new level during a recent episode of E!’s Fashion Police.

After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at an event in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”

Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

Ironically, Osbourne opened up to Us Weekly in Feb. 2010 about her own weight struggles. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that,” the reality star, who checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction three times, said.

The 5-foot-2 Osbourne, who once weighed “almost 160″ pounds, recalled once walking down the street when “some horrible obnoxious teenager screamed out a car window to me, ‘You’re fat!’ I went to my parents [Sharon and Ozzy] bawling, ‘I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!’”

After years of yo-yo dieting, Osbourne shed more than 48 pounds thanks to her 2009 stint on Dancing With the Stars — and she’s kept it off since!

“I just commit to half an hour a day. It doesn’t seem overwhelming and I can handle that,” she told Us in Oct. 2010. “I do half an hour on the treadmill and when I feel like doing more, I’ll do a few sit-ups and some weights.”

[From Us Weekly]

Too far or completely justified? Eh. I think if Christina really did mock Kelly for years (The Mail says she did), then it's justified, I guess, but as I’m mentioned before, I’m a big advocate of being a raging bitch right back to someone who deserves it. Not that I think Christina will really lose any sleep over Kelly Osbourne calling her fat - but that's probably because Christina passes out cold after her 20 nightly tequila shots.

I think these photos (below) are the pics that Kelly and the gang were talking about - watch this look, because Lady Gaga will be copying it shortly.

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Satsuki Mitchell ran up $1 million on Daniel Craig’s credit cards before they split

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 05:49 AM PDT

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Last night, I sent this story to CB, and she immediately sent me the video for Blu Cantrell's "Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops)" which is so very appropriate. As you might remember, Daniel Craig gave his girlfriend/fiancée Satsuki Mitchell the shaft (and not the good "shaft") once he began hooking up with Rachel Weisz. Thus far, Satsuki hasn't said anything directly to the press, but her parents are talking, and it's said that Satsuki is "devastated" and "absolutely bewildered" in the wake of Rachel and Daniel's insanely hot affair and subsequent joint homewrecking, jumpoff relationship and now marriage. But! In Touch Weekly has a great story about what Satsuki did when she first found out about the affair. Hit 'Em Up, Blu:

In Touch - Satsuki Mitchell lived with Daniel Craig for seven years, and then he started filming Dream House with his old friend Rachel Weisz.

According to a source, “One morning, Daniel left for the set, as usual. Only that night, he didn’t come home. Satsuki was frantically calling, texting and emailing him, but he was probably with Rachel and not answering.”

Satsuki “hit back, the only way she knew how.” She racked up about $1 million in charges on Daniel Craig’s credit cards, which she had permission to use.

[From Jezebel's Midweek Madness]

A million dollars in charges. Where to even start? If I wanted a parting gift from my wealthy lover because he was dumping me for another woman… I would want property. And then jewelry. And cash. I'm not sure if I would be out there spending money on clothes and such, but hopefully Satsuki purchased some items that will grow in value.

After CB sent me "Hit 'Em Up" I sent her some old-school Bell Biv DeVoe. I miss BBD so much! This is also very appropriate for the Satsuki-Daniel situation.

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Catch a Predator’s Chris Hansen had 2nd mistress who thought she was the only one

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 05:39 AM PDT

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Late in June, the National Enquirer reported that married former Catch a Predator host and Dateline NBC correspondent Chris Hansen, 52, was caught on tape having an affair with a 30 year-old reporter from Florida who was not his wife. I guessed at the time that the mistress had gone to the Enquirer with the news, as it’s hard to see how a tabloid would bother busting a news anchor cheating unless they had a very solid lead. Plus the “insider” quotes suggested the mistress was upset that Chris hadn’t left his wife for her as promised. “Chris sends Kristyn flowers and tells her he loves her, but he still doesn't seem all that motivated to leave his wife for her. He's telling her he loves his wife too, but they've grown apart over the years, and she's not sure what he should do.” It’s the oldest line in the book. If you hear “my wife and I have grown apart” from a married guy you should run.

Well all this was news to Chris’ other mistress, a Vegas area stripper who thought she was the only one and was dismayed to learn that Chris was “cheating” on her by having another extramarital affair. This is my only reaction. This second mistress looks just like the first, and they both look like Chris’ wife.

And now it appears he was also cheating on his mistress, with revelations that Hansen was also for six months secretly dating petite blonde Kathleen Collins, a stripper and aspiring country singer.

Miss Collins was said to have been shocked when she found out - through the press - that her married lover, who lives with his wife Mary, 53, and their sons in Connecticut, had also been sleeping with another woman.

A friend told the Enquirer: ‘I know this sounds crazy, but Kathleen really thought she was the only one.’ She is then alleged to have told her friend: ‘Chris cheated on me just like he cheated on his wife.’

Miss Collins is said to have been told by the high profile television anchor that he had separated from his wife and was set to get a divorce.

‘Kathleen feels like she’s been used and betrayed - Chris definitely broke her heart,’ the source told the Enquirer.

The magazine claims to have seen pictures of the two embracing in Las Vegas and read text messages and emails sent by Hansen to Miss Collins from his official NBC Universal address.

[From The National Enquirer via The Daily Mail]

As I said in our earlier story on this, there’s no comparing a garden variety cheater with scumbags who troll the internet for preteens - at all. Those two scenarios are completely different. This story isn’t amusing for that reason, but the parallels with the stings Hansen set up do explain why the story got as much coverage as it did.

You can’t “cheat” on a mistress. The dude is married, dumbass. I love that he picked two women who were not only stupid enough to fall for his lines, but who got indignant about it and went running to the tabloids. I should go easier on the stripper, though. Unlike the reporter she may not have known that Chris was still living with his wife. If he told her he was separated and about to divorce that’s on him for lying. It looks like he learned how to play this game after disappointing the last mistress by never leaving his wife for her. Those surely weren’t the only two women he cheated with.

The NY Post reported last month that Hansen was passed up for the position of lead anchor at Dateline as a direct result of the earlier scandal. They also claimed that “Hansen sent explicit photos of himself to [the reporter] and is now terrified they could be leaked.” Please don’t let that happen. We don’t need any more peen photos.

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Kim Kardashian’s wedding special to last four mind-numbing hours

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 05:33 AM PDT

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In case you thought the media and public have reached Kim Kardashian saturation by now, you ain’t seen nothing yet. E!’s Kim & Kris wedding special will last four freaking hours. I usually fast forward through YouTube clips that are longer than three minutes. What the hell is E! thinking? I know, advertisers, product placement and milking this thing for all it’s worth. Kim and Kris’ wedding spectacular will be shown on E! in two two hour long specials on October 9th and 10th. The wedding itself will take place on August 20th, which means seven weeks of tabloid bullsh*t and buildup that I am in no way looking forward to.

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In other nonstop, banal, cringe-inducing, bile bringing, mind-numbing Kardashian news, Kim will be one of the first models for a new 3D magazine! Because we all want to see that storebought T&A popping right out at us. I can see Kim crying and complaining about the photos afterwards as some follow-up plot for her reality show.

Also, OK! Magazine features exclusive coverage this week of Kim Kardashian’s bridal shower! The one you never anticipated or cared was happening! They have 30 photos of the party, which include some of Lindsay Lohan looking cracked out of her gourd. I subscribe to OK! on Zinio, a digital magazine website, but Zinio is down at the moment and I can’t get my magazines. What a shame. Radar has some photos here, and you can read the details on their website and on OK!’s website. Kris showed up and I tried to google whether it was customary for the groom to come to the bridal shower and whether that meant bad luck for the couple or anything. I guess it may not matter, and that filming your wedding and relationship for television is way worse for your relationship than violating a superstition.

How jacked does Kim’s face look?

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Kim is shown on 7/29/11 trying out wedding cakes and on 7/30 outside Mel B’s baby shower. Credit: WENN and Fame. OK! cover via Earsucker.

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