Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.4.11

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
“Waitaminnit… How long have you been Sam Merlotte?” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to be entirely frank with you: Absolutely nothing will live up to David Hasselhoff yelling at a parrot. I know I should’ve put it at the end, but I wanted each of you to experience a day in Read More ...

Jessica Simpson is Gonna Love This

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 12:55 PM PDT

   
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are trying to have a baby! Whee! *calls up broker* Put all my money in butter. You heard me. E! News reports: So just how soon can we expect the cuties to start trying for kids of their own? “I’m doing everything I can,” Lachey joked while promoting his reality competition show, Read More ...

Tom Brady is The Prettiest Quarterback in All The Land

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 11:54 AM PDT

   
Apparently season ticket holders get to watch the New England Patriots have an extra special practice just for them, so here’s Tom Brady at Gillette Stadium last night giving the crowd some sizzle as he prances and preens knowing full well their eyes are undressing him gleefully, like a man alone with his waterslide. Later, Read More ...

Kelly Osbourne Called Christina Aguilera a Fat C-Word (Churro? I Bet It’s Churro)

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 10:45 AM PDT

   
Because we’re just playing God now, Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers were put in the same room together for an episode of E!’s Fashion Police where apparently their unholy coven turned its attention to Christina Aguilera and, I dunno, tried to necromance her. I hear that’s the thing these days. Us Magazine reports: After Joan Rivers, Read More ...

Henry Cavill is Dressed Like Superman, Have You Heard?

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 10:00 AM PDT

   
If you logged onto this global porn delivery device we call the “Internet” today, you’ve probably been buffeted in the face with this first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in the Zack Snyder eventual clusterfuck Superman: Man of Steel. So here’s that image again because I’m dedicated to exciting, fresh content which is why Read More ...

Oh Good, It’s Bethenny Frankel’s Panties and Other News

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 09:00 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Beyonce knows that this token friend thing goes both ways. - Nicole Kidman looks freakishly hot here. - Sandra Bullock keeps dressing her kid up like Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. I’m just saying. - Aubrey O’Day posted new Twitter pics. Now with less destroyed labia!(It’s still there) Read More ...

Cameron Diaz is a Thing of Beauty

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 08:00 AM PDT

   
My God, how does A-Rod even let her out of his sight? I’d paint her image inside my eyelids. People will ask me why I keep standing around with my eyes closed, and I’ll be like, “Mmm, yeah, we’re breaking the sex barrier, you and I. Chuck Yeagerin’ it.” I want to be on this Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Out Of The Gotti Movie

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 07:12 AM PDT

   
Seen here hiding her face in shame after being spotted at the Coldplay concert last night because, honestly, hasn’t she embarrassed herself enough? Lindsay Lohan’s sole acting prospect is basically gone, but here’s the producers cautiously dancing around that fact to avoid Dina breaking into their house and drinking all their gin again. It’s how Read More ...

Alexander Skarsgard Will Have Sex With The East Coast Now

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 06:22 AM PDT

   
Last week, I reported that Alexander Skarsgard (Code Name: Swedish Plow) was not only single, but determined to perpetually bathe in the fountains of Lake Pussycaca, and 8,000 women clicked “Like” in a fit of vapors. Well, I bring you tidings of good news, ladies who choose to live on a coast not threatening to Read More ...
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