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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.9.11
- Lady GaGa Thinks She’s Princess Di Now
- Gwen Stefani’s Wax Statue Is Freakishly Accurate
- Angelina Jolie is Starving Herself To Save The Children. Beats Me.
- Justin Bieber To Dads: ‘Better Your Daughter Screams My Name Than Bang The Dude Next Door’
- Megan Fox For The Hell Of It and Other News
- Sinead O’Connor Got Married
- Michelle Duggar Had A Miscarriage
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.9.11 Posted: 09 Dec 2011 12:55 PM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and I know what you’re thinking, “Is he actually ending the day without posting the leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy pics?” Yes. Yes, I am. Here’s why: a.) Legally, I can’t post them without getting sued into the goddamn apocalypse. b.) Is anyone really surprised the pics were conveniently Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa Thinks She’s Princess Di Now Posted: 09 Dec 2011 12:09 PM PST        “I wonder if Charles would like it if I wore a lobster costume,” she thought. Lady GaGa is an insane, batshit drug addict, so you’ll be surprised to hear she has paranoid fears about dying exactly like Princess Di because, didn’t you know? They’re the same person. Via The FABlife: According to Britain's The Sun, Read More ... |
| Gwen Stefani’s Wax Statue Is Freakishly Accurate Posted: 09 Dec 2011 11:27 AM PST        If there’s ever been any criticism of Gwen Stefani, it’s that she wears way too much makeup and after seeing how freakishly accurate a massive pile of shiny, caked-on wax looks like her, I don’t see how you can say she doesn’t. Case in point, a horned up version of myself from 1998 just traveled Read More ... |
| Angelina Jolie is Starving Herself To Save The Children. Beats Me. Posted: 09 Dec 2011 10:21 AM PST        A few weeks ago, there was a report from an alleged former assistant of Angelina Jolie‘s claiming she locks herself in the basement for hours on end performing grueling physical exercises to stay thin. Except it turns out she’s actually been starving herself to save all the poor, hungry children of the world, so I Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber To Dads: ‘Better Your Daughter Screams My Name Than Bang The Dude Next Door’ Posted: 09 Dec 2011 09:20 AM PST        Seen here trying to lodge another Maple Baby inside Selena Gomez in front of an entire wedding party (They also do bar mitzvahs.), Justin Bieber apparently made a promotional video for his fragrance Someday where he basically encourages dads to let their daughters stay at home masturbating to his photos or else they’ll end up Read More ... |
| Megan Fox For The Hell Of It and Other News Posted: 09 Dec 2011 09:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Remember that time Mr. Belvedere did an AIDS joke. Wait, What?! - Charlize Theron is the perfect woman. - Nicole Sherzinger is having a tough time at her new job. - Robert Pattinson‘s hand to penis ratio won’t stop Twihards’ obsession at all. - Read More ... |
| Posted: 09 Dec 2011 08:31 AM PST        Proving that being immediately open and receptive to The Difficult Brown will land you a husband (Ladies?), Sinead O’Connor was married last night to some dude named Barry Herridge, who we know next to nothing about save his wanton lust for butt sex and its ability to override any and all rational decisions. On that Read More ... |
| Michelle Duggar Had A Miscarriage Posted: 09 Dec 2011 06:28 AM PST  Michelle Duggar is a 45-year-old mother of 19 children – the last one, Josie, born prematurely just two years ago, almost killing both mother and daughter – so medically speaking, a 20th pregnancy should’ve gone awesome. Except it didn’t, so just assume one of her children angered God by bringing a Harry Potter book into Read More ... |
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