Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Jennifer Lawrence Will Bring Her Fiery Comedic Timing To Saturday Night Live!!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 12:48 PM PST

It's safe to say after recent events that Jennifer Lawrence is naturally HILARIOUS, but now the Golden Globe winner will leave designer gown at home to bring her epic sense of humor to the Saturday Night Live stage this week!

We can't wait to see her poke fun at herself!

Ch-ch-check out J.Law out wit Jason Sudeikis and slightly miss her target during bow and arrow practice (above)!!

Demi Moore's Magnificently Muscular Mystery Man Had Her DRIPPING Wet In Mexico!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 12:39 PM PST

Save some studs for the rest of us, mama!

If just half the rumors about Demi Moore's super sex-ay Mexican sabbatical are true, then her 51-year-old vagina saw more traffic this month than the 405 Freeway!

Not that we're judging!

The G.I. Jane actress is one empowered chica -- Ashton, who?! -- and we FULLY support her decision to get it while the getting is still good!

As soon as she returned stateside, however, sources say Demi quickly rekindled her romance with the Pink Taco king, Harry Morton!

Hmmm. Does your ravishing restauranteur realize you spent your holiday stuffing your face at another man's all-you-can-eat enchilada buffet?

It may not matter, as one source says the dashing duo is "definitely not dating."

Sounds like this cougar is still on the prowl! Meow!!!

[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]

Nicole Kidman Had No Trouble Peeing On Zac Efron!!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 12:21 PM PST

Urine big trouble, Nicole Kidman! We know you peed on Zac Efron, but why?? Why???

Now he's soiled! Literally! The incident was for their new movie in which Zac's character gets stung by a jellyfish and needs a quick rinse- like that makes it all better!

You'd think the The Paperboy would have some newspaper that he could put down, but it turns out Nicole just needed a hot young movie star to let go with.

Moreover, Nicole says she didn't think twice about filming the insane scene! She says:

"I felt shy singing in Moulin Rouge! But peeing -- no, not shy...

I just don't find urination shocking. I think I peed in the beginning of Eyes Wide Shut, too. But then, I don't find a lot of things shocking! Violence is a lot more shocking than sex – sex is primal."

We agree with that! We know we feel primal when we think about Zac Efron! All tan and muscular and drenched in urine--

Oh no! He IS ruined!!

Eh, we'd still take him!

[Image via Apega/TNYF/WENN.]

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Denies Calling Her A Prostitution Whore!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 12:09 PM PST

Hold up! Hold uuuuuuup!

After Lindsay Lohan's class act of a father Michael Lohan allegedly called his daughter a high-priced whore, ML is now coming out denying the whole thing.

Daddy Lohan reportedly said that "she's getting paid to date rich men," basically calling her a prostitute in so many words.

But, now he INSISTS that he never said anything of the sort, explaining:

"By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement ... EVER!

Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!"

Mmm-hmm looks like someone is having second thoughts after he realized that some of that sugar daddy money could be coming back to him!

Ha!

[Image via Danny/WENN.]

Kristen Stewart Is Moving To New York To Get Over Robert Pattinson!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 11:58 AM PST

Things are looking more and more bleak for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's love saga.

Rob crumbled under the pressure of his friends and family and finally dumped his cheating Twilight girlfriend and even though he gave the starlet hope that they could one day get back together, she is too heartbroken to even stay on the same side of the country as him!

While Rob finds salvation from the press in the Los Angeles home he and his ex once shared before his Australian adventure, Kristen is planning to pack her bags and start anew in New York City.

A source close to the high profile exes said:

"She feels people leave her alone there and she has a bit more peace."

Sure, it is easier to hide from the papz in New York, but it is also easier to forget your troubles if they are thousands of miles away Kristen!

Unfortunately, you can't run away from your own heart and if there is any desire to mend your broken relationship, this definitely won't help!

Why don't you just go to Evan Rachel Wood for some tender love and care?!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Evan Rachel Wood Kisses Kristen Stewart — In Her Dreams!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 11:46 AM PST

Evan Rachel Wood may be committed to Jamie Bell for life, but that doesn't mean she can't dream about locking tongues with Kristen Stewart!

The pregnant actress tweeted:

That's one idea for Hollywood's next blockbuster!

We hope this doesn't make Jamie jealous seeing as how Evan still proudly swings BOTH WAYS.

Too bad Robert Pattinson and K-Stew just broke up. This could've been a great excuse for them to double date!

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[Image via Ramey Pix.]

NRA Attacks Barack Obama Through His Kids!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 11:38 AM PST

You'd think that as much time as the National Rifle Association spends firing guns, they'd at least be accurate!

But their new ad really misses the mark, going after President Barack Obama through his children!

The ad suggests states that the POTUS is a hypocrite for promoting more gun control while Sasha and Malia are protected by armed guards at their school.

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear the line of thought for yourself.

It sounds like a valid argument on the surface, but the truth is, it's a false equivalency.

As high priority targets, the First Family NEEDS security detail! Not only to protect against national security threats who might want to use them as leverage, but also against domestic threats.

Like, say, gun owners being oversaturated with images of their president as a dangerous dictator.

The truth is simple math- fewer guns in the hands of unstable people means fewer gun deaths at the hands of unstable people.

And if the NRA would just listen to reason, they wouldn't have to try to create their own!

Britney Spears: Why We Should Be Concerned!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 11:33 AM PST

We're worried y'all! Here's WHY!

Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green Win (Tiny) Legal Victory!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 11:16 AM PST

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have finally won a victory, however small, against the paparazzo who is suing them!

Well, another victory- it sounds like BAG got the KO last year! Which of course is why photographer Delbert Shaw is suing them for $25,000!

But the This Is 40 and 90210 stars had a different number in mind- the $2,475 to pay their legal fees in the proceedings!

The judge agreed Shaw owed the couple, but like Roanoke, the judgment turned out to be a tiny settlement.

The judge awarded the celeb couple just $620!

That wasn't even Megan's per diem on Transformers 2!

Oh well, a win is a win! And they didn't even have to use their fists!

[Image via WENN.]

C'Mon, Everybody! Take A Behind-The-Scenes Look At Ke$ha's Newest Music Video HERE!

Posted: 16 Jan 2013 11:08 AM PST

Glitter?

Check!

Trippy Mystery Machine-esque cat van?

Check!

Dancing furries?!

Check!

Congratulations, Ke$ha! We think it's safe to say that you managed to encapsulate all of the MAGIC for which you had hoped in the music video for C'Mon!

Less than a week after the pop sensation debuted the AH-MAZING visual accompaniment for her latest single off of new album, Warrior, she has ALSO dropped some pretty cool and introspective behind-the-scenes footage of what went on during its production, as well as her vision for the project and what she had hoped to accomplish!

As she explains:

"I was so excited to shoot the video for 'C'mon'. I feel like it's a really fun, lighthearted and magical song about falling in love and just saying, 'let's do this!'...All I want is some magic in my life. I got to destroy a grocery store which is secretly everyone's fantasy. 'C'mon' is a song about celebrating... and I hope it makes you feel super extra magical."

But don't take our word for it!

Ch-ch-check out her comments (above)!

Hellz to the YES, gurl!

It DID - and continues to - make us feel super magical!

A little bit like we may have accidentally ingested something something hallucinogenic...but something tells us that wouldn't be too far off from what you were going for!

LOLz!

What do U think?? Who else feels super magical while enjoying visions of Ke$ha?

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