The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

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• The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.18.13
• Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini Photos
• Lindsay Lohan Continues To Grab Life By The Horns And Suck Them For $100,000
• This Is What Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Looks Like
• Nobody Puts Zac Efron In The Corner. With Dildos.
• The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
• Even Michael J. Fox’s Making Fun of Taylor Swift
• Good Morning, Elizabeth Banks, And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.18.13 Posted: 18 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that almost didn’t happen because I just found out that Fish has secretly been my online girlfriend for years. I mean, I get that it’s hilarious to make me think someone wouldn’t be physically repulsed enough by me to maintain a relationship, by why request all those pictures Read More ...

Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini Photos Posted: 18 Jan 2013 09:19 AM PST Considering the last person people know Tiger Woods has banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s aggressively trying to get back her back even if it essentially costs him over half a billion dollars to only have sex with her vagina. *looks at Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Grab Life By The Horns And Suck Them For $100,000 Posted: 18 Jan 2013 09:05 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy Remember back in December, when Lindsay Lohan was still working as the world’s shittiest thief instead of her new gig infecting rich men with HIV? Well, it turns out the IRS was watching the whole time and they don’t accept ‘throat dollars.’ via Radar: Lindsay Lohan will have to pay a Read More ...

This Is What Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Looks Like Posted: 18 Jan 2013 09:00 AM PST Apparently there was some sort of controversy over Jennifer Lawrence telling David Letterman her ass was Photoshopped in a recent bikini photo: “It’s not my butt and I will not take responsibility for it. It’s a 90-year-old butt that’s been photoshopped onto my body, and is posing as my butt.” So either in defense of Read More ...

Nobody Puts Zac Efron In The Corner. With Dildos. Posted: 18 Jan 2013 08:15 AM PST “Showed that rubber penis who’s boss…” Zac Efron apparently freaked out when the paparazzi caught him standing in front of a giant wall of dildos the other day while filming Are We Officially Dating? in New York. Turns out he’s very concerned about his impressionable young fans despite bringing condoms to the premiere of a Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 18 Jan 2013 07:45 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy It’s that magical time of the week again where we shamelessly offer up Playboy‘s contribution to social media, because judging Playmate Instagrams in our comment section is slightly less creepy than catfishing multiple Facebook profiles just to see how fat all of your ex-girlfriends got. So get your ‘Would not bangs,’ Read More ...

Even Michael J. Fox’s Making Fun of Taylor Swift Posted: 18 Jan 2013 07:09 AM PST While hosting the Golden Globes Sunday night, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler joked about Taylor Swift trying to date Michael J. Fox‘s son Sam, so naturally Vulture followed up with Marty to see if he’d approve of such a relationship because the Internet’s not going to click itself. (Yet.) “I don't keep up with it Read More ...

Good Morning, Elizabeth Banks, And Other News Posted: 18 Jan 2013 06:23 AM PST - Note to self: Travel to Budapest. Open Hooters. - Jessica Simpson is getting an NBC sitcom now. - Kim Kardashian tells David Letterman to stop joking about her fake marriage. - Notre Dame’s Reaction To The Te’o Hoax Vs. Its Reaction To Sexual Assault Allegations (This will be as unsurprisingly Read More ...

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