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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.22.13
- Beyonce Lip-Synched The National Anthem
- Kim Kardashian Will Tweet Baby Photos For Free Because Kanye West ‘Changed’ Her?
- Hey, Remember When Jesse James Said Texas Is Safer Because It Has Fewer Gun Restrictions?
- Jimmy Olsen’s A Girl In ‘Man of Steel’
- Someone Wrestled Britney Spears Into A Bra
- Teen Mom Jenelle’s Husband Is Already Cheating On Her Or Vice Versa
- Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ Her Boyfriend Will Pay For Everything!
- Good Morning, Nabilla Benattia, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.22.13 Posted: 22 Jan 2013 02:00 PM PST        Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s Read More ... |
| Beyonce Lip-Synched The National Anthem Posted: 22 Jan 2013 01:06 PM PST  Here’s a little something that will make everyone who got butthurt over the Jesse James post have a little more spring in their goose step, Beyonce apparently lip-synched the National Anthem during Barack Obama‘s inauguration yesterday while Kelly Clarkson did not. (She did, however, earn Bill Clinton‘s seal of approval, so there are no real Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Will Tweet Baby Photos For Free Because Kanye West ‘Changed’ Her? Posted: 22 Jan 2013 11:36 AM PST        If Teen Mom has taught me anything about pregnancy, it’s that having a child does absolutely nothing to help women make smarter decisions, and in some cases, actually makes them stupider, so get ready for this horseshit: Against Kris Jenner‘s pimp-wishes, Kim Kardashian actually wants to tweet photos of her baby for free because Kanye Read More ... |
| Hey, Remember When Jesse James Said Texas Is Safer Because It Has Fewer Gun Restrictions? Posted: 22 Jan 2013 11:30 AM PST  December 22, 2012: Since moving to Texas (a state with far less gun restrictions) I have not seen one dead body. have not experience any drive by shootings. My dogs are 100% different dogs now. I can now relax, and live life in this Free country. I have for the first time in my life Read More ... |
| Jimmy Olsen’s A Girl In ‘Man of Steel’ Posted: 22 Jan 2013 10:12 AM PST  Because staging school shootings to steal our guns and making Perry White black apparently isn’t enough for Obama, Jimmy Olsen will reportedly be “Jenny Olsen” in Zack Snyder‘s Man of Steel. And you don’t need me to say that’s PC bullshit because everyone knows comic creators had perfectly good reasons for making all their characters Read More ... |
| Someone Wrestled Britney Spears Into A Bra Posted: 22 Jan 2013 09:10 AM PST        See? Bra. And back tattoo. Apparently Britney Spears’ team realized that if they’re going to let her drive around with a maniacal look on her face making it look like she’s trying to get over a relationship absolutely no one believes she even knew she was in, the least they could do is slap a Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Jenelle’s Husband Is Already Cheating On Her Or Vice Versa Posted: 22 Jan 2013 07:59 AM PST        Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers got married in December after a month of dating, announced she’s already pregnant at only six weeks and then immediately started tweeting baby bump photos as well as paternity tests from his kid with his ex, so almost all the pieces for a healthy, well thought-out relationship Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ Her Boyfriend Will Pay For Everything! Posted: 22 Jan 2013 07:01 AM PST        Despite owing the IRS, a storage facility and her lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down a $550,000 offer for the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Which proves she really is a complete fucking idiot or is actually pulling in one hundred grand a beeje, but for the Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Nabilla Benattia, And Other News Posted: 22 Jan 2013 06:16 AM PST        - Mrs. Garret: The Anti-Kelly Preston - James Franco wrote a poem for Obama’s inauguration? Welcome to the exact moment I wish Mitt Romney won. - Shia LaBeouf showed up to Sundance looking as douchey as you expected. - An Ode To Yoga Pants - Chris Brown got “swatted” Read More ... |
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