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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13
- Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up
- Adam Sandler Might Be A Talking Raccoon In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’
- And Now 8 Seconds of Leslie Mann Giggling While Fondling Megan Fox’s Breasts
- Teen Mom Jenelle’s Tweeting Her Miscarriage Now
- Who’s Up For Watching Kate Upton’s Giant Breasts Wash A Mercedes In Slow Motion? Anyone?
- Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Remember She Used To Bang Heath Ledger
- Good Morning, Aida Yespica, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13 Posted: 23 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber Read More ... |
| Posted: 23 Jan 2013 11:49 AM PST        At some point during a Golden Globes after party, Jeremy Renner thought he was having a private conversation with Eva Longoria where he’d get to bang her after telling her he just found out he got his ex pregnant just before he dumped her. Turns out other people heard that conversation, and now here we Read More ... |
| Adam Sandler Might Be A Talking Raccoon In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Posted: 23 Jan 2013 10:59 AM PST  “Did someone say *click click* Nudie Magazine Day?” As part of Marvel’s Phase Two – the movies leading up to The Avengers 2 – along with Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: Winter Soldier, the Guardians Of The Galaxy are getting a movie and apparently one of the characters is a Read More ... |
| And Now 8 Seconds of Leslie Mann Giggling While Fondling Megan Fox’s Breasts Posted: 23 Jan 2013 08:13 AM PST  At the 1:34 mark you’ll find eight wonderful seconds of Leslie Mann giggling while fondling Megan Fox‘s breasts in the just-released This Is 40 blooper reel and I’m going to stop because no one read a single word past “breasts.” Seriously, I can write anything down here and no one will even notice. Case in Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Jenelle’s Tweeting Her Miscarriage Now Posted: 23 Jan 2013 08:05 AM PST        Let me just start this post off by saying reality television is a goddamn blight upon our society for one very specific reason that surprisingly isn’t the Kardashians: It tells women who watch it, and worse young girls, that way overboard drama is okay because every. thing. in. life. is. super. fucking. important. Add knocked Read More ... |
| Who’s Up For Watching Kate Upton’s Giant Breasts Wash A Mercedes In Slow Motion? Anyone? Posted: 23 Jan 2013 07:00 AM PST  Because Mercedes-Benz apparently wants me to feel like a effeminate girly man writing his pretty little words on his pretty pink website unless I’m driving one of their cars (I’ll kindly pay you in dick jokes Tuesday for a Benz today.), here’s their latest commercial featuring Kate Upton‘s heaving breasts washing the new CLA in Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Remember She Used To Bang Heath Ledger Posted: 23 Jan 2013 06:55 AM PST        Every morning I’m presented with the almost impossible choice of picking which stupid bullshit Lindsay Lohan‘s done in the past 24 hours to write about. Which is why I’d like to thank Lainey Gossip for pointing me in the direction of the above tweet that’s clearly way more hilarious than Shawn Holley washing her hands Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Aida Yespica, And Other News Posted: 23 Jan 2013 06:26 AM PST        - Prince Harry took a leak out of a helicopter in front of reporters. He should probably stay out of Paris. And cars. - Brandi Glanville calls Eddie Cibrian a “9″ in bed and that’s coming from a woman who banged Gerard Butler. - Reese Witherspoon‘s going to be in a David Read More ... |
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