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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13
- And Now For Ashley Greene in The Classiest Post I’ve Ever Written
- January Jones Isn’t In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- This Is How Taylor Swift Gets Ya
- Kris Jenner Used To Beat Kim Kardashian
- Oh Thank God, Claudia Romani’s Back In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13 Posted: 25 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Read More ... |
| And Now For Ashley Greene in The Classiest Post I’ve Ever Written Posted: 25 Jan 2013 10:45 AM PST |
| January Jones Isn’t In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Posted: 25 Jan 2013 09:54 AM PST        Considering she has a history of sleeping with whoever she works with and Bryan Singer has a history of saying, “Bitch, I know you didn’t try to rub that nasty ho business on my man-pop,” it really shouldn’t be a surprise that January Jones won’t be back as Emma Frost in the X-Men: First Class Read More ... |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 25 Jan 2013 08:44 AM PST        And now for your weekly dose of Playmate Instagrams generously provided for us by Playboy because, at its heart, the Internet’s a loving, peaceful commune where everyone stares at boobs. Unless, of course, you’re from the foolish Cat Photo tribe in which case we scalp you alive and eat your children for blaspheming Mother Interweb Read More ... |
| This Is How Taylor Swift Gets Ya Posted: 25 Jan 2013 07:54 AM PST        Every once in a while Taylor Swift shows up to a red carpet event looking uncharacteristically hot to the point that you completely forget she’s a bear trap set to snare your leg into sexless evenings of watching Antiques Roadshow until you escape and she writes an entire album that makes you sound like a Read More ... |
| Kris Jenner Used To Beat Kim Kardashian Posted: 25 Jan 2013 07:10 AM PST        Earlier in the week I posted about Kim Kardashian defying Kris Jenner by just giving away photos of her baby for free which probably has a whole lot to do with InTouch getting a hold of Robert Kardashian‘s private diary that details how Kris used to beat the kids in front of him: In the Read More ... |
| Oh Thank God, Claudia Romani’s Back In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 25 Jan 2013 06:22 AM PST        - How good is Ronaiah Tuiasosopopoosoposposs female voice? Not good enough to make me not hate spelling his goddamn last name. - The time Lance Armstrong went bike riding with Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey. - Bras were made to be burned. Or not worn by these women with their picture on Read More ... |
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