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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.16.13
- Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute
- Teen Mom Jenelle is Pregnant, And Yes, That’s The Stupid Drug Addict One Who Loves Ke$ha
- Taylor Swift Tried To Bang Bradley Cooper
- Jessica Simpson ‘Shocked’ She Got Pregnant Again
- Amanda Bynes Pierced Her Cheek
- Megan Fox Apologizes To Lindsay Lohan For Making Completely Accurate Statement
- Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.16.13 Posted: 16 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST        If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute Posted: 16 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST        Michael Lohan might be a violent rapist and a shitheel of a father, but one thing he’s not is a complete idiot, so here he is telling Radar for a check that Lindsay Lohan is most definitely a prostitute now (which she is) and that her mother’s her pimp (which she is): “She is getting Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Jenelle is Pregnant, And Yes, That’s The Stupid Drug Addict One Who Loves Ke$ha Posted: 16 Jan 2013 10:45 AM PST        In the past year and a half, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has managed to blow all her MTV money on implants, go in and out of jail for fighting, drugs and being an all-around idiot in general, get engaged to a guy who a beats her only to leave him and immediately marry another Read More ... |
| Taylor Swift Tried To Bang Bradley Cooper Posted: 16 Jan 2013 09:45 AM PST        Even though careful The Crap We Missed readers already know who walked away with the prize, here’s the time Taylor Swift tried to get Jennifer Lawrence to make Bradley Cooper bang her. Via Radar: "Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor," a source told RadarOnline.com. "First of all, her reputation precedes her. Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson ‘Shocked’ She Got Pregnant Again Posted: 16 Jan 2013 09:16 AM PST        Jessica Simpson stopped by The Tonight Show last night where she either tried to pretend it was a complete accident she got pregnant again ending all that stupid dieting and exercising or admitted she doesn’t know how babies are made. It literally could go either way. Via People: The second pregnancy, she added, was not Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Pierced Her Cheek Posted: 16 Jan 2013 08:27 AM PST  I know you guys come to this site to laugh at celebrities so you don’t have to deal with the heavy topics of the world, but in light of recent events, I really wouldn’t feel comfortable if I didn’t help encourage the sense of heightened vigilance out there. So here goes: Everyone knows to call Read More ... |
| Megan Fox Apologizes To Lindsay Lohan For Making Completely Accurate Statement Posted: 16 Jan 2013 07:35 AM PST    During the Esquire interview where she was repeatedly described as a snow driven field unmarred by the hoofprints of ugly deer-humans or some equally ridiculous bullshit, Megan Fox somehow said something that wasn’t about the Internet heralding in the apocalypse which she knows because she speaks Heaven-language. (Seriously, have you read this thing? You should Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie and Other News Posted: 16 Jan 2013 06:51 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Jeremy Renner made a baby, but reportedly had his eyes squeezed shut and shouted “Icky!” during the entire thing. - Charlie Sheen‘s insane rantings can now be chalked up to dementia. Brought on by advanced syphilis. - Mark Wahlberg thought he was going to bang Heather Graham Read More ... |
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