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- J.J. Abrams Is Directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13
- MTV, Let’s Have A Talk About Teen Mom Jenelle
- BREAKING: Halle Berry Dipped Her Bare Breast In Guacamole
- Lindsay Lohan Hooked Up With Pauly D. Of Course.
- Christian Bale Called A Little Boy With Cancer To Talk About Batman
- Claudia Romani Actually Wearing Clothes and Other News
| J.J. Abrams Is Directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Posted: 24 Jan 2013 05:02 PM PST  “HRRRMMM. LERNNS FLERRR?” So remember when I said Matthew Vaughn is directing Star Wars: Episode VII? Forget all that because it’s J.J. Abrams. J.J. Abrams is directing Star Wars on top of Star Trek which has to be the nerd equivalent of letting a Gobot fuck a Transformer. The Wrap reports: The lure of the Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13 Posted: 24 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this Read More ... |
| MTV, Let’s Have A Talk About Teen Mom Jenelle Posted: 24 Jan 2013 10:14 AM PST        MTV, above you’ll see a picture of your Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans with her ex-fiance Gary Head who she claims beat her but has now gone back to because she now claims her current husband Courtland Rogers also beat her and knocked up his ex shortly before knocking her up. And if you’re wondering Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Halle Berry Dipped Her Bare Breast In Guacamole Posted: 24 Jan 2013 09:09 AM PST        Halle Berry is a goddamn crazy woman, but if there’s one thing college taught me about them, it’s that every once in a while that crazy pays off. Although, for Movie 43 director Peter Farrelly it wasn’t so much drunken sex with Marilyn Manson playing in the background causing him to jump out a window Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Hooked Up With Pauly D. Of Course. Posted: 24 Jan 2013 08:39 AM PST        In a new interview with Celebuzz, Snooki reveals that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Pauly D a few years ago, so no wonder she keeps reminding people she used to bang Heath Ledger when he was high on heroin. It was literally the highest point of her love life because here’s a brief timeline of Read More ... |
| Christian Bale Called A Little Boy With Cancer To Talk About Batman Posted: 24 Jan 2013 07:17 AM PST  Before we resume our usual celebrity breast gazing and human detritus freak show, here’s 8-year-old Batman fanatic Zach getting a call from Christian Bale who’s apparently on a one-man mission to give apathy all the poundings he didn’t get to do in The Dark Knight Rises because Batman was in it for five, maybe ten Read More ... |
| Claudia Romani Actually Wearing Clothes and Other News Posted: 24 Jan 2013 06:20 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Shakira named her baby Milan, which up until now I had no idea meant ‘body destroyer.’ - Rachel Ray‘s husband only joined that swingers club for their fabulous buffet. - Justin Timberlake brought the sexy back ya’ll!! (I’ll let myself out.) - Busty redheads pointed Read More ... |
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