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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13
- BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Also Enlarge From Pregnancy, Jealous Butt Curses God
- Papa Joe & Eric Johnson in ‘The Bike Ride’
- Teen Mom Farrah Waxed Her 3-Year-Old’s Unibrow
- Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Court Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Dina 20 Years Ago. Yup.
- Julianne Hough’s In A Bikini
- Weed And Taking His Shirt Off Are All The Girlfriend Justin Bieber Needs Now
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Likes To Play Dress Up And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13 Posted: 07 Jan 2013 01:45 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Also Enlarge From Pregnancy, Jealous Butt Curses God Posted: 07 Jan 2013 12:38 PM PST        If you’re like me, you have no fucking clue how pregnancy works and just assumed only Kim Kardashian‘s ass would get bigger until a farmer eventually shoves his whole arm up it to remove the calf. Later, the eldest of the herd will devour the placenta thus asserting her dominance. Unless, of course, she’s challenged Read More ... |
| Papa Joe & Eric Johnson in ‘The Bike Ride’ Posted: 07 Jan 2013 12:05 PM PST        “Wouldcha feel better if I pretended to love Jessica’s big ol’ double D’s again?” *pedals into traffic* Photos: INFdailyRead More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah Waxed Her 3-Year-Old’s Unibrow Posted: 07 Jan 2013 11:05 AM PST        YOU: Don’t you have any other pictures of her? ME: Why? Immediately after getting paid for her first season of Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham blew the money on implants instead of things like a college education for her and/or daughter, or I dunno, a permanent roof over their heads. So you’ll probably be surprised to Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Court Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Dina 20 Years Ago. Yup. Posted: 07 Jan 2013 09:43 AM PST        “All that vah-ka gimme new parents? No? Nexbar!” Lindsay Lohan was scheduled appear in court this morning where prosecutors would determine whether or not to charge her for allegedly assaulting a psychic who allegedly was trying to steal the dude she’s stalking. Except photos of her kept surfacing in London all weekend where she was Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Jan 2013 08:29 AM PST        Because we’re dead inside, the other day we tried to make a shitty joke only to bail after laughing at the lead photo about Julianne Hough being abused as a child and how that explained her relationship with Ryan Seacrest. So to make things up to her, even though it was kind of funny, we’re Read More ... |
| Weed And Taking His Shirt Off Are All The Girlfriend Justin Bieber Needs Now Posted: 07 Jan 2013 07:32 AM PST        Sometime before New Year’s, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez apparently called it quits again sending him straight into the arms of a rapper named Lil Twist who’s already transformed the Maple Christ into a shirtless, pot-smoking braggadocio with a thirst for blood. Which says a lot about Lil Twist’s influence considering Justin Bieber used to Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Likes To Play Dress Up And Other News Posted: 07 Jan 2013 06:43 AM PST        - Jennifer Aniston is selling the British Internet now. - The man who played Kinsey thinks there’s too much sexuality in the media. Yup. - Nobody tell these girls how clothes are supposed to work. Seriously, I mean it. - Cue Quentin Tarantino applying to be LeAnn Rimes‘ new driver. Read More ... |
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