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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.8.13
- Everyone Wants To Bang Katherine Webb
- Dina Lohan Sold Abuse Photos To Entertainment Tonight. Of Course.
- Bethenny Frankel’s Divorce Is Going Well
- Al Roker Sharted In The White House
- I Laughed At This Way Harder Than I Probably Should Have And Other News
- Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.8.13 Posted: 08 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws heavily from last night’s premiere of Gangster Squad, because a.) Sean Penn, who is apparently an old leather purse now, was there, and b.) Nick Nolte showed up shitfaced in a silk bathrobe, so how does the entire paparazzi not show up for that? We also Read More ... |
| Everyone Wants To Bang Katherine Webb Posted: 08 Jan 2013 10:45 AM PST        If you watched the BCS Championship game last night, you probably witnessed announcer Brent Musburger wisely telling America’s youth to become quarterbacks so they can bang chicks like AJ McCarron‘s girlfriend Katherine Webb. Which some people considered creepy but Katherine Webb did not because she seriously only bangs quarterbacks. These are life lessons here. TMZ Read More ... |
| Dina Lohan Sold Abuse Photos To Entertainment Tonight. Of Course. Posted: 08 Jan 2013 09:47 AM PST When you’re a pimp stupid enough to leave your ho in another country unsupervised, of course that trick is going to start holding out on you, so here’s Dina Lohan in an old photograph from the 80s where she’s allegedly sporting a black eye from Michael which she naturally sold to Entertainment Tonight. (I’m not Read More ... |
| Bethenny Frankel’s Divorce Is Going Well Posted: 08 Jan 2013 08:38 AM PST        If you’ve seen just one minute of Bethenny Frankel‘s reality show, you’ve either already committed suicide or are not at all surprised to learn she’s getting a divorce from Jason Hoppy because she’s a crazy woman who actually thought airing her therapy sessions would make her look like a reasonable person capable of rational thought. Read More ... |
| Al Roker Sharted In The White House Posted: 08 Jan 2013 07:36 AM PST  Ten years ago, Al Roker underwent gastric bypass surgery which he just revealed to Dateline resulted in him shitting his pants while visiting the White House shortly thereafter. So naturally this became the biggest story on the Internet because it’s a fancy place. Via Buzzfeed: Al Roker: And as I’m walking to the pressroom, I Read More ... |
| I Laughed At This Way Harder Than I Probably Should Have And Other News Posted: 08 Jan 2013 06:11 AM PST  - Joseph Gordon-Levitt picked a completely different comic book movie than Justice League or Guardians of the Galaxy. (Really nerding out today, I know.) - Kristen Wiig used to be friends with Drew Barrymore until Kristen started banging Drew’s ex-boyfriend. Here’s how she’s taking that. - You’re supposed to believe Kim Read More ... |
| Posted: 08 Jan 2013 06:00 AM PST        Let’s get this out of the way, so we can move on to more important topics like celebrity weathermen pooping themselves. After barely two months of dating, One Direction’s Harry Styles has already kicked Taylor Swift to the curb, according to Page Six. And while this is the part where I’d ask what the hell Read More ... |
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