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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.14.13
- There’s No Way That’s Alexander Skargard’s Penis. Just No Way.
- Joan Rivers: Master of Prop Comedy
- Lady GaGa Split Her Pants
- The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
- GOLDEN GLOBES: Jennifer Lawrence’s Cleavage Is Single, Won Some Award For Something
- GOLDEN GLOBES: Holy Shit, Jodie Foster’s Gay?!
- GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public
- GOLDEN GLOBES: Someone Tell Jennifer Lopez Drivers Aren’t Allowed On The Red Carpet
- Inked Magazine’s Sex Issue Is Here And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.14.13 Posted: 14 Jan 2013 12:30 PM PST        “I was a neurosurgeon in Bosnia,” the man in between them mournfully thought, deciding right then that tonight would be the night that a single bullet would grant sweet release from this twisted joke called life. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find the last scraps left on the floor by this Read More ... |
| There’s No Way That’s Alexander Skargard’s Penis. Just No Way. Posted: 14 Jan 2013 11:38 AM PST        Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at the Warner Bros./InStyle Golden Globes Party last night where Photo Boy and I absolutely refuse to believe he’s Hamm-boning it here because c’mon. No one gets to be that internationally good looking, desired by man, woman and beast alike AND have a gigantic penis. I mean.. Jesus. No wonder Rihanna banged Read More ... |
| Joan Rivers: Master of Prop Comedy Posted: 14 Jan 2013 10:53 AM PST        Posted to Twitter: Who am I? Anne Hathaway getting out of a limousine. Realizing he’ll never reach this level of comedy, somewhere Carrot Top is trying to blow his brains out only to remember he filled every single gun he owns with seltzer water. Goddammit… Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Posted: 14 Jan 2013 09:42 AM PST        Yesterday, all of Hollywood put on its finest duds and gathered together to honor the hard work, talent and dedication of its peers, so I hope they enjoyed all that before Lady GaGa accidentally ripped her pants onstage and everyone completely forgot the Golden Globes even happened. Which is why we have an Internet. For Read More ... |
| The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Posted: 14 Jan 2013 08:30 AM PST        And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: Jennifer Lawrence’s Cleavage Is Single, Won Some Award For Something Posted: 14 Jan 2013 07:00 AM PST        Probably because she’s being nominated for awards and he’s in Twilight But With Zombies, Jennifer Lawrence and her X-Men: First Class co-star Nicholas Hoult broke up, so here she is at last night’s Golden Globes where she won Best Actress for Silver Linings Playbook and paid proper homage to Harvey Weinstein. Via People: “Harvey , Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: Holy Shit, Jodie Foster’s Gay?! Posted: 14 Jan 2013 06:30 AM PST        Jodie Foster being gay has always been one of the worst kept secrets of Hollywood, not to mention she already came out years ago. But apparently everyone, including Jodie, was shit-faced last night and forgot because the entire Internet splooshed its boatman over her Golden Globes speech that once you watch it, doesn’t really come Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public Posted: 14 Jan 2013 06:05 AM PST        Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind, Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: Someone Tell Jennifer Lopez Drivers Aren’t Allowed On The Red Carpet Posted: 14 Jan 2013 06:02 AM PST        Thanks to being nominated for Argo, a movie he both directed and starred in, Ben Affleck showed up to this year’s Golden Globes with his wife Jennifer Garner whom he’s fathered 18 children with, so naturally Jennifer Lopez had to do something to make it look like she’s not a horrible spinster who can’t even Read More ... |
| Inked Magazine’s Sex Issue Is Here And Other News Posted: 14 Jan 2013 05:18 AM PST      - The Hottest Tattooed Women in (Adult) Film - The time Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway‘s amazing breasts collided in embrace, and I may have oversold this link. Just a tad. - Jay-Z and Beyonce spent $200,000 on Blue Ivy’s first birthday, so I’ll be the one to ask: How fucking much Read More ... |
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