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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.2.13
- And JWoww’s Ass Just Doomed The New Year
- Miley Cyrus Is Already Comparing Justin Bieber To Princess Di. Jesus Christ…
- Sofia Vergara’s Fiance Attacked Her At A Club
- LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year
- Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Sales Increased 80% Because She’s Pregnant
- Be A Man And Say ‘N-gger’ To Samuel L. Jackson Or He Won’t Answer Your N-gger Questions
- Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Definition of ‘Not Partying’ For New Year’s Eve
- Rihanna Really Wants You To Know She’s An Idiot
- Joanna Krupa In A Bikini Seems Like A Good Start To The Year And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.2.13 Posted: 02 Jan 2013 02:30 PM PST        Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but Read More ... |
| And JWoww’s Ass Just Doomed The New Year Posted: 02 Jan 2013 01:30 PM PST        Here’s JWoww at The New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Monday night where she decided to greet 2013 with her ass cheeks flailing in the wind. Then again, this may have been what warded off the various apocalypses. Does “Help, I’m being mugged! Why are you just looking out your window and not calling the police?” mean Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Is Already Comparing Justin Bieber To Princess Di. Jesus Christ… Posted: 02 Jan 2013 12:48 PM PST        “Haha! You died.” Just to bring everyone up to speed, a paparazzo died “chasing” Justin Bieber‘s Ferrari last night if chasing means ignoring the police who just pulled you over by walking into traffic for a better shot and getting struck by an oncoming vehicle like an idiot. A situation that sounds almost exactly like Read More ... |
| Sofia Vergara’s Fiance Attacked Her At A Club Posted: 02 Jan 2013 11:52 AM PST        Last summer, Sofia Vergara broke up with Nick Loeb only to get back together with him after he proposed to her in a cave which seems even more messed up now because apparently they guy’s a regular Chris Brown. Via Page Six: One witness told us, "Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year Posted: 02 Jan 2013 11:01 AM PST        “Nobody toss me a sandwich!” After a busy month of going to one nightclub and not rehearsing at all for a three-minute television appearance that drunkenly crushed a 13-year-old girl’s every last hope and dream, LeAnn Rimes earned herself a little R&R. So here she is spending New Year’s in Cabo with Eddie Cibrian who Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Sales Increased 80% Because She’s Pregnant Posted: 02 Jan 2013 10:06 AM PST        “Well, now that I know Kanye West really is stupid enough to be on the hook to Kim Kardashian for the next 18 years, might as well see how he did it but in spectacular Ray J‘s Penis-vision!” said a whole bunch of people, according to TMZ: Vivid says video-on-demand purchases of the sex tape Read More ... |
| Be A Man And Say ‘N-gger’ To Samuel L. Jackson Or He Won’t Answer Your N-gger Questions Posted: 02 Jan 2013 08:59 AM PST  You’d think the media only just now saw a Tarantino movie for the first time and went, “Oh my stars, the language,” because there’s been a surprising collective freak-out over the use of the word “nigger” in Django Unchained despite being a movie about, oh I dunno, slavery. Not to mention, Leonardo DiCaprio has openly Read More ... |
| Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Definition of ‘Not Partying’ For New Year’s Eve Posted: 02 Jan 2013 07:52 AM PST        On Saturday, Lindsay Lohan‘s “friends” (Read: The blonde who clearly just puked in her own purse up top.) told TMZ that she’d be having a nice, quiet evening at home for New Year’s Eve to make a good impression on her probation judge. Which she did provided the judge’s idea of a good impression is Read More ... |
| Rihanna Really Wants You To Know She’s An Idiot Posted: 02 Jan 2013 07:04 AM PST  If you’re keeping a celebrity death pool for 2013, now would be a good time to add Rihanna to the top of that list considering she started the New Year by Instagramming a pic of herself in bed with Chris Brown and wrote “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013″ Although in her defense, it Read More ... |
| Joanna Krupa In A Bikini Seems Like A Good Start To The Year And Other News Posted: 02 Jan 2013 06:07 AM PST        - Kathy Griffin kept trying to blow Anderson Cooper on live television and our nation was richer for it. - Leonardo DiCaprio lets Jonah Hill have his table scraps. And by table scraps I of course mean model vagina he’s done having sex with at will. - Bras were made to be Read More ... |
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