Thursday, January 31, 2013

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Robert Pattinson Suicidal In Australia Without Kristen Stewart?!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 06:35 AM PST

Despite their frisky Skype sessions, Robert Pattinson is apparently going absolutely insane without Kristen Stewart while he films his latest film, The Rover, in Australia.

He's growing so lonesome that he's now putting his life at risk... by not wearing his helmet on bike rides!

OMG... that sounds sooo New Moon to us! Ha!

Fortunately, the Australian police are there to rescue our brooding leading man from himself.

An Adelaide radio station tweeted:

He might've been immortal in Twilight, but he's ONLY a mere fragile human in real life.

Let's just hope he takes the police's advice any doesn't do anything else reckless!

We don't know what we would do if anything happened to our precious RPatz!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Taylor Swift's 'Still Crying' Sad Tears Over Harry Styles!!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 06:24 AM PST

Being rejected by one of the members of One Direction can be really tough on a young girl...

But, for someone like Taylor Swift who's young, pretty, talented, successful, and rich as EFF, gurlfriend needs to concentrate on bigger and better things!

Unfortunately for Swifty, that just ain't the case.

Insiders say that she still just can't get over Harry Styles and has been seen crying nonstop, while still putting on a brave face for her public appearances. They say:

"She can't snap out of it. Taylor is putting on a brave face to the public, but she is a complete mess."

And what's worse is that she thinks she's the laughing stock of Hollywood after Tina Fey joked about her relationship status at the Golden Globes.

The insider added:

"Taylor has been crying nonstop. That's when it hit her that she has such a horrible reputation, it could affect her professionally. It breaks her heart to be made fun of so publicly, especially because her fans are starting to join in on the backlash."

Oh, Swifty.... We hate to see you cry, but it's time to find a real man, honey. Besides, who says the single life can't be fun???

[Image via WENN.]

Bradley Cooper DUMPED Again! Was A FREAKY Foot Fetish To Blame?

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 06:16 AM PST

Whether he likes it or not, Bradley Cooper is once again Hollywood's most eligible bachelor!!

Laura Simpson, the seXXXy model he was boning, just DUMPED him after six dates and a month of bumping uglies!

He met Laura through Jennifer Lawrence, who hoped to help his Silver Linings Playbook co-star rebound from the Zoe Saldana debacle!!

So what did them in?!

Apparently it was Brad's funky foot fetish that FREAKED Laura the fudge out!!!

A mutual friend said:

"After a bunch of dates, things got very awkward... He was always touching her feet. It was weird, so she broke it off."

Oh no!!

If it's true, hopefully Brad mentions his foot obsession sooner with the next girl Taylor Swift!

Or maybe J.Law could set him up with her podiatrist? LOLz!!

Look at the bright side BC, now you won't drop a ton of Valentine's Day cash on Laura's pedi and Louboutin stilettos!! HA!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

These Drug-Smuggling Ladies Stuff It WHERE!?!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 06:02 AM PST

Every once in a while, a story comes along that makes our jaws drop: this isn't one of them. This is just super weird!! LOLz!!

Sure, we could take the road most traveled and make jokes about "junk" in "trunks" or even getting to the "bottom" of this case, but we won't.

Because we're CLASSY! Ha!

How many times have you been in the Dominican Republic and had a good time, only to realize that you want to come back with some extra cash... so you make duct-tape diapers and try and smuggle some drugs on your butts??

ALL THE TIME!!

That's exactly what two Bronx neighbors did! Too bad they got bested and busted by a drug-sniffing dog at customs -- they almost got away with it!

Together, they had almost 6 1/2 kilos of cocaine taped to their booooooties!

Cray!!

Who wants to smell farts when all you want to smell is cocaine anyway?? Right?? JK!! HA!

Ellie Goulding Gets Intimate In Explosions Video! WATCH HERE!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 05:01 AM PST

We can't help but burst into a million little pieces of pure ecstasy when listening to Ellie Goulding...

And in her latest musical video creation Explosions, the English electrapop darling gets rather personal by using actual footage from various trips and tour stops to compile the intimate visuals!

Get a look into Ellie's life while she sweetly serenades you (above)!

LOVE this heartfelt, emotional tune! And we are obsessed over her new relationship with Divergent hopeful Jeremy Irvine...

SO many exploding hearts for you, Ellie love!

RHONJ's Teresa Giudice & Brother Joe Are At Each Other's Throats Again! What Now?!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 04:02 AM PST

And here we go again!

It seems like the dramz just NEVER stops for Real Housewives Of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice and her ongoing feud with her brother, Joe Gorga and his wife, Melissa!

Production has already been underway for season five of the hit Bravo show, and it sounds like Teresa and her bro Joe are ALREADY back at it again!

Reportedly, it all started at Kim D's jewelry promotion party, when her assistant tried to get Joe to reconcile with Tre!

(Somehow we know there's always trouble when Kim D's involved! LOL!!)

Joe supposedly told the assistant to "shut up and get the f*ck out of here" and then screamed at Teresa:

"Why didn't you call me? I was in the hospital?"

Then, as Teresa would, she retorted:

"Why didn't your wife tell me?"

As RHONJ viewers know, Teresa always seems to blame her sister-in-law, Melissa, which in turn, gets Joe FUMING!

Joe reportedly stormed out of the party after their explosive blowout... and of course, it was all filmed for us to see this spring!

Will Teresa and Melissa's feud EVER end?!?!

[Image via RealityTVGIFs.]

Kirsten Dunst Gets Kissed Upside Down Again!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 03:02 AM PST

What if your love were a world away? Now what if that world was right above your head?

OK, now what if gravity was weird and there wasn't any sky, and...

Oh, this is just getting too crazy! LOL!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Jim Sturgess and Kirsten Dunst fraternize with the Upside Down enemy!

Looks like Spider-Man gave someone a taste for upside-down kisses!

Crazy! Man Cannot Complete Vehicle Stealing Spree, Stops Short At Two Horses!!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 01:35 AM PST

Wow, what a bummer for this guy!

He's totally going for an obvious personal record in vehicle snatching -- including an ambulance, 2 cars, and 2 horses. Unfortunately, the horse round tripped him up.

Better luck next time?? LOLz!

Matthew Anderson Todd, a 24-year-old resident of Boaz, Ala., tried to do just that.

Let us regale you with the madness!

So, Matty gets arrested for a DUI after crashing his vehicle. He gets taken to the hospital for treatment, where he walks out and steals a running ambulance. Then this, according to the cops, happened after he dumped it:

"He walked across a pasture and got into a barn where he tried to saddle up two horses. One was too wild for him and the other he appeared to be too intoxicated to properly saddle the horse."

So he gave up and moved on to a car, which he crashed. Then he steals his final car -- the one that let him get away! Still, it's too bad about those horses, right? The record was soooooOOoooOO close! Ha!

His injuries started bleeding so he went back to the hospital a while later, and was promptly arrested. Ta-daaaa!

In all seriousness, though, if you couldn't tell by the sarcasm, drinking and driving is one of the worst things. It's unnecessary and extremely dangerous -- not just for you, but for innocent people out there. There should be NO REASON to do it!

Soooo... don't drink and drive (or saddle horses)!!

[Image via WHNT.]

Paulina Rubio & Daddy Yankee Leading The Latin Invasion On Your TVs!

Posted: 31 Jan 2013 12:01 AM PST

Ay Papi!

The company behind The Real World and Keeping Up with the Kardashians is looking to add a little Latin spice to their reality lineup and we LOVE it!

Bunim/Murray Productions recently green-lit several new unscripted projects, including a Paulino Rubio series focusing on how the superstar copes with fame, motherhood, and beating up her assistants!

We're super stoked to report Grammy Award winner and reggaeton legend Daddy Yankee also landed his own show, which will be broadcast in Spanish!!

Just what we needed -- more must-see TV, LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

Forget Call Of Duty, Bro, Let's Play Some Downton Abbey!!

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 11:19 PM PST

Watching Downton Abbey is one thing (boring), but PLAYING Downton Abbey is another (super boring)!!

LOL! We kid. We've never seen it... so we have no idea how boring interesting it actually is.

One clever fan out there decided to mock-up what a Downton Abbey video game would be like -- and decided to give it retro graphics and a retro soundtrack! We mean, you HAVE to be a fan to spend the time making this!

You'd have to be a SUPER fan to want to find missing cigars as gameplay, though! Unless it captures the show's drama perfectly (we mean, it did win a SAG award and everything...), that is! Ha!

Speaking of the soundtrack, has anyone else noticed how it kinda sounds like the X-Files? That would be the best cross-over revelation at the end of the series EVER!! LOLz!!

Check out the genius game version of Downton (above)!!

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