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- Melissa Satta in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13
- Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Want To Be Compared To Her Sisters, Here She Is Next To One In A Swimsuit
- James Franco Got A Penis Cake, Too
- Rihanna Dumped Chris Brown Again
- Nevermind Everybody, Amanda Bynes Is Fine
- Attention Michael Bay: Stop Everything And Do This Instead
- Claire Sinclair Got Her Own Show And Other News
| Melissa Satta in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13 Posted: 01 May 2013 01:29 PM PDT        Alright guys, another day, another Richard Grieco-less crap post that yes, feels like cheating to me too. Today’s random bikini chick got way more than five pics and as far as I can see doesn’t have the slightest hint of penis, so yeah, she doesn’t belong here either. This is all wrong! - Photo Boy Read More ... |
| Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Want To Be Compared To Her Sisters, Here She Is Next To One In A Swimsuit Posted: 01 May 2013 12:17 PM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, Khloe Kardashian opens up about how being compared to her sisters as well as public criticism of her body can “beat up your spirit and soul,” which is exactly why it’s a great idea to let the paparazzi know where your yacht will be when Read More ... |
| James Franco Got A Penis Cake, Too Posted: 01 May 2013 11:15 AM PDT  Posted by Photo Boy I guess there’s a certain point in every great artist’s life, when they get to enjoy the spoils of fame in the form of dick-shaped baked goods. Continuing the great tradition started by the always avant-garde Miley Cyrus, James Franco took a pause from shoving delicious fondant cock into his face Read More ... |
| Rihanna Dumped Chris Brown Again Posted: 01 May 2013 10:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy On Monday Chris Brown‘s dad cockblocked the shit out of him by publicly stating Rihanna‘s not the right girl. Since then several things have happened. 1. Chris releases the track “I Can’t Win,” which I both refuse to listen to and assume is about playing checkers with 5 year olds. 2. Read More ... |
| Nevermind Everybody, Amanda Bynes Is Fine Posted: 01 May 2013 08:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy It seems we may have turned a corner with this whole Amanda Bynes is a paranoid, batshit stoner who puts doll clothes on her cat Drake and accuses him of being a government spy narrative. Seen above is what I would submit to any psychiatric review board as evidence not only Read More ... |
| Attention Michael Bay: Stop Everything And Do This Instead Posted: 01 May 2013 07:30 AM PDT  Posted by Photo Boy The Michael Bay produced live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went from being scrapped to casting Megan Fox as April O’Neil, but none of that matters now because this video just slapped an “astoundingly thick” turtle penis on everyone’s face. They’re also not aliens anymore and Michael Bay never said any of Read More ... |
| Claire Sinclair Got Her Own Show And Other News Posted: 01 May 2013 06:30 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Brad Pitt basically confirmed World War Z is going to be awful. - Michael Fassbender will star in the new Macbeth movie. I assume his penis plays everyone else. And most of the audience. - When Models Fail: It’s hilarious and boobs! - Apparently Disney employs Read More ... |
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