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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.8.13
- Cameron Diaz’s Breasts Are Big Enough To Malfunction? That Can’t Be Right.
- Teen Mom Farrah Wants You To Believe Her ‘Sex Tape’ Was The Only Time She’s Had Sex In A Year
- Nick Lachey Doesn’t Miss ‘Playing Grab-Ass’ With Joe Simpson
- Tiger Woods Got WASTED
- Michael Bay’s Making Megan Fox Jump On A Trampoline. Good, Good…
- Good Morning, Michelle Rodriguez, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.8.13 Posted: 08 May 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Leather Pants™ – For when you absolutely must look like your diaper’s filled with crap. We’ve also got Will Smith after just finding out he’s getting a pony, Tara Reid signing what has to be the world’s saddest autograph collection, and Bradley Cooper, who Read More ... |
| Cameron Diaz’s Breasts Are Big Enough To Malfunction? That Can’t Be Right. Posted: 08 May 2013 12:30 PM PDT Posted by Photo Boy Now comes the part of my job where I show you the time Cameron Diaz‘s nipple just slightly poked out of her dress and she may or may not have flashed her panties, or "Editing a celebrity gossip blog," as I'll later explain it to friends and family before inevitably saying, Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah Wants You To Believe Her ‘Sex Tape’ Was The Only Time She’s Had Sex In A Year Posted: 08 May 2013 11:30 AM PDT Now that 95% of the Internet has seen at least some sort of clip from Teen Mom Farrah‘s “sex tape,” it’s now abundantly clear this thing was a professionally shot, by-the-numbers, hardcore adult film and there was absolutely nothing private or intimate about it. (Okay, maybe the squirting.) To put things in perspective, you could Read More ... |
| Nick Lachey Doesn’t Miss ‘Playing Grab-Ass’ With Joe Simpson Posted: 08 May 2013 10:09 AM PDT Nick Lachey was on Watch What Happens Live last night where during a round of “Plead The Fifth” Andy Cohen asked him what’s the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore? While his brother Drew had a more broad answer, Nick went right for the jugular or whatever that vein on Read More ... |
| Posted: 08 May 2013 08:31 AM PDT It was then, at that moment, that Tiger Woods realized Lindsey Vonn wasn’t Elin Nordegren this whole time. So remember how Tiger Woods made an uncharacteristically public appearance with Lindsey Vonn at the MET Gala because he’s trying not to be a withdrawn, secretive hooker banging machine hell-bent on golf and fucking? Turns out he Read More ... |
| Michael Bay’s Making Megan Fox Jump On A Trampoline. Good, Good… Posted: 08 May 2013 07:43 AM PDT Earlier in the week, shots of Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were making the rounds, but they were boring as shit, so we ignored them. Fortunately, Michael Bay is the genius auteur of our time and made her jump on a trampoline in yoga pants all day yesterday. Whether this Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Michelle Rodriguez, And Other News Posted: 08 May 2013 06:41 AM PDT - Madonna owned the MET Gala: An argument I wouldn’t make because I’m easily distracted by breasts. And the living. - Lauryn Hill‘s going to jail for tax evasion. - Apparently Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair looks incredible without makeup. - There’s going to be a Mission: Impossible 5 now. Read More ... |
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