Thursday, May 9, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.9.13

Posted: 09 May 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression Read More ...

Vogue Cropped Kim Kardashian Out of MET Gala Photos, Still Kept Kanye

Posted: 09 May 2013 11:58 AM PDT

Kim Kardashian has been banned for years from the MET Gala, but that was before Kanye West decided to use her as an incubator. So Monday night she was allowed to attend, although apparently begrudgingly because Jezebel points out Vogue.com cropped Kim out of it’s photo gallery (above) but left every other couple intact. Which Read More ...

Courtney Stodden Is Still A Thing That’s Out There

Posted: 09 May 2013 11:19 AM PDT

Hey, bleacher! Leave Noomi Rapace alone! It’s been almost three months since our last Courtney Stodden post, and I honestly forgot she’s still a thing. So here she is at a fashion show for transsexual superheroes last night which, in fairness, is probably the exact kind of event Courtney Stodden should be invited to. Also Read More ...

Gerard Butler Doesn’t Want You To See This Photo of Him Flirting With Miranda Kerr

Posted: 09 May 2013 10:07 AM PDT

For a man who openly and unabashedly bangs Real Housewives and random women at Coachella in chemical toilets, Gerard Butler still has impressive game because he spent not one, but two red carpet events flirting with a willing, and married, Miranda Kerr. On top of that, he’s apparently capable of a “bro-hug” that’s like getting Read More ...

Gwyneth Palrow Is Done With The MET Gala

Posted: 09 May 2013 09:02 AM PDT

Gwyneth Paltrow may have been all smiles on the MET Gala red carpet, but you see that’s her gift as an actress, for deep in her gluten-free heart she was actually quite bored and stifled from the heat. Were there not beautiful Venetian albino children available to cool her with raptor feathers? One calculates such Read More ...

Snoop Lion Used To Be An Actual Pimp

Posted: 09 May 2013 08:09 AM PDT

In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Bob Marley-incarnate/family-friendly reggae artist Snoop Lion reveals he actually used to be a literal pimp in case everybody didn’t already figure that out from his outfits which he also admits was 90% of the reason why he became one in the first place: “I did a Playboy tour, Read More ...

Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Broke Up

Posted: 09 May 2013 07:45 AM PDT

“See? That screen’s not calibrated right. I’m way prettier than you guys.” I know absolutely nothing about Vampire Diaries, and barely more than about Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. In fact my knowledge basically consists of one is crazy hot and the other wanted to bang his sister on Lost. But apparently them breaking up Read More ...

Holy Hell, Elsa Pataky, And Other News

Posted: 09 May 2013 07:02 AM PDT

- Just how fucked is Kristen Stewart‘s career right now? - Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are roommates now. Yessss… - Redhead selfies truly are an act of random kindness. - Britney Spears‘ Shape cover may have been Photoshopped. Just a tad. - Tom Brady sees dead people. - Read More ...
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