Monday, May 6, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Charles Ramsey Is Your New Internet Hero

Posted: 06 May 2013 08:49 PM PDT

True story. Just a few hours ago, after watching some tattooed rockabilly moron let his kids climb a tree dangling over a busy street which reminded me of Kai the Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero and how short of a life-span these Internet sensations have in our post-Antoine Dodson world. But then I forgot all that Read More ...

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.6.13

Posted: 06 May 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, where you’re going to notice a few tweaks in its format. First, we’re ditching the random boobs. Well, mostly. Second, we’re going for more of a ‘Best Of’ approach by giving you only what we thought were the most comment-worthy shots. You guys constantly deliver gold and it’s Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence

Posted: 06 May 2013 12:29 PM PDT

Okay, so I really don’t have anything to back that headline up except for these swimsuit photos of Jennifer Lopez filming a music video in Miami and a TMZ report that she had to be secured in her trailer after gunshots were heard. For all we know, it could’ve just been Lou Dobbs protecting the Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Hardly Ever Gets Drunk or Does Drugs, You Guys, Honest

Posted: 06 May 2013 11:43 AM PDT

If you haven’t heard by now, Lindsay Lohan did a print interview with Piers Morgan for The Daily Mail – And to her credit, she still managed to come of completely full of shit without even seeing her face. – so you have the option to check out the highlights after the jump or click Read More ...

Teen Mom Farrah’s ‘Sex Tape’ Has A Trailer Because It’s A Porno She Purposefully Made For Money

Posted: 06 May 2013 09:51 AM PDT

While I was on vacation last week, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham signed a deal with Vivid to release her sex tape, and by signed a deal I mean they all pretended she got paid a million dollars for a professional porno she already got paid for acting in as a porn star. So if Read More ...

Chris Brown Can’t Be ‘Wife-ing’ Every Chick That Takes Him Back After He Almost Kills Her

Posted: 06 May 2013 08:29 AM PDT

In an interview with Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie Show, Chris Brown confirms that he broke up with Rihanna because he can’t be “wife-ing” somebody that young. Apparently he doesn’t know you can still punch women after you marry them? Who the fuck knows? Via E! News: “Imma do it solo,” Brown continued. “I mean, Read More ...

The Superficial Counter-Argument To Miley Cyrus Being #1 On The Maxim HOT 100

Posted: 06 May 2013 07:21 AM PDT

You oughta know, Maxim. You oughta know. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ...

We Need To Pay More Attention To Lindsay Arnold And Other News

Posted: 06 May 2013 06:52 AM PDT

- Lindsay Lohan will apparently defy court orders for a quick payout. - Denise Richards has custody of all of Charlie Sheen‘s kids now. - 82 Pics of Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is one way to start your week. - Here’s Ryan Gosling getting the giggles. You’re welcome, ladies. Read More ...

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