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- The Crap We Missed: Our Galleries Work Again Edition Yesss!
- AnnaLynne McCord & Her Sisters All Wore Bikinis
- Kylie Jenner Is Allowed To Talk Publicly About Jaden Smith? You Don’t Say…
- Gwen Stefani Is Obstructing Her (Probably Pregnant) Stomach
- Amanda Bynes Is A Master of Stealth
- Snoop Lion & Miley Cyrus Made A Video And Other News
- Heidi Klum Got Attacked By Topless Protesters
| The Crap We Missed: Our Galleries Work Again Edition Yesss! Posted: 31 May 2013 12:00 PM PDT Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where, in case you missed it, OUR GALLERIES WORK AGAIN! Simply click the arrows or right on pics – like Usher remembering how Justin Bieber used to ride his handlebars or Douchebag Jesus – to advance each slide and just like magic, the descriptions change to match the Read More ... |
| AnnaLynne McCord & Her Sisters All Wore Bikinis Posted: 31 May 2013 11:00 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy True story, this post was originally about Philip Seymour Hoffman snorting heroin for 10 days before checking into rehab – No, really. – so go check that out if you want. Over here, AnnaLynne McCord and her sisters are in bikinis, so they win. I’m not really sure who is who, Read More ... |
| Kylie Jenner Is Allowed To Talk Publicly About Jaden Smith? You Don’t Say… Posted: 31 May 2013 10:00 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy Presumably because she doesn’t understand complex interstellar mathematic computations, the sum of which always equals wearing an Iron Man costume to a five star restaurant, Kylie Jenner engrammed the hell out of Jaden Smith‘s thetans (It’s clear the Smiths are whack job Scientologists at this point, right?) by talking about their Read More ... |
| Gwen Stefani Is Obstructing Her (Probably Pregnant) Stomach Posted: 31 May 2013 08:30 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy Speculating on whether a woman’s pregnant or not might be the worst thing for anyone to do, which is exactly why it’s the subject of approximately 76.42% of our posts. So, here’s Gwen Stefani suspiciously wearing loose, flowing clothing and using things like purses and large automobiles to hide her clearly Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Is A Master of Stealth Posted: 31 May 2013 07:00 AM PDT “They can’t find us in the air, Benjamin Franklin. To the zeppelin!” Apparently after her arrest and court hearing, Amanda Bynes bolted to Buffalo because trampolines. TMZ reports: “Amanda had to sign a waiver,” Sky Zone owner Rhonda See tells TMZ. “She has the same DOB and same tattoos … she checked in using her Read More ... |
| Snoop Lion & Miley Cyrus Made A Video And Other News Posted: 31 May 2013 04:55 AM PDT - It’s 70s Magneto, Professor X and Peter Dinklage with an epic pornstache. - Lindsay Lohan is reuniting her family. Did she get a royalty check? I’m confused. - Courtney Stodden posed for some tasteful nudes we didn’t feel like paying for. - Sunny Reichert is your Chivette of the Week. Read More ... |
| Heidi Klum Got Attacked By Topless Protesters Posted: 31 May 2013 04:50 AM PDT Because Germany is a silly place, Heidi Klum was attacked by two topless protesters while filming Germany’s Next Top Model. As for what they’re protesting, who the hell knows? They wrote “Heidi Horror Picture Show” and “Sadistic Show” on their torsos in English, so either they’re demanding Heidi’s breasts stop being enslaved by Big Textile Read More ... |
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