Tuesday, May 28, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.28.13

Posted: 28 May 2013 02:00 PM PDT

“Seriously, enough with the Candice Swanepoel butt pics.” – Nobody in the history of Candice Swanepoel butt pics. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which thanks to the decision to make the lead pic a huge widescreen tribute to butts, has no room for the rest of the thumbnails.  I promise there’s more than Read More ...

Britney Spears Will Save Amanda Bynes

Posted: 28 May 2013 01:00 PM PDT

I feel good about this already. Britney Spears doesn’t know what day of the week it is, but she is under a conservatorship for being crazy, so that’s enough to come up with a story about her trying to help Amanda Bynes which I’m going to repeat for the sole purpose of making dick jokes. Read More ...

Excuse Me, Bill Clinton? I Think We Have Just What You’re Looking For

Posted: 28 May 2013 12:15 PM PDT

Posted by Photo Boy Here’s Bill Clinton simultaneously raising money for an AIDS charity while admiring the swollen bosom of mom-to-be Fergie. I know the former president is now a globe-trotting philanthropist, who’s schedule doesn’t leave much time to be scouring the entire Internet for the huge, milk-enhanced breasts of celebrity mothers. And that’s where Read More ...

Olivia Wilde Was In A Bikini, Too

Posted: 28 May 2013 11:30 AM PDT

Olivia Wilde was in a bikini this weekend, and while she may not have an ass that makes you believe in a divine creator or Ireland Baldwin‘s, we should probably still look at it anyway. Not to mention it’ll throw Chris Hansen off our trail. He’s been tracking us since Rivendell. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast Read More ...

Keyshawn Johnson Chased Down Justin Bieber’s Ferrari With A Prius

Posted: 28 May 2013 10:31 AM PDT

Justin Bieber speeding like a shithead through a residential neighborhood really shouldn’t require two posts, but there’s been an incredible development that deserves one, so suck it up. Turns out not only did former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson call the police along with several other neighbors, he chased Maple Knievel down in a Prius which Read More ...

The Spider-Man Vs. The Rhino Fight Looks.. Better? No, That’s Not Right

Posted: 28 May 2013 09:35 AM PDT

Two weeks ago, we posted set photos of a questionable fight scene between Paul Giamatti‘s The Rhino and Andrew Garfield‘s Spider-Man. Except judging by these new pics taken yesterday, The Rhino does eventually transform into some sort of CGI monstrosity presumably thanks to whatever was in that vial you guys used for a Farrah Abraham Read More ...

Ireland Baldwin Went Paddleboarding In A Bikini

Posted: 28 May 2013 08:31 AM PDT

Here’s Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend Slater Trout in Hawaii over the weekend where they thought it’d be a great idea to Instagram this photo and caption while on her father’s dime: In related news, Alec Baldwin had to be subdued on a flight to Hawaii after he refused to stop eating a salmon when Read More ...

What *Didn’t* Amanda Bynes Tweet This Weekend. Let’s Start There.

Posted: 28 May 2013 06:53 AM PDT

To bring everyone up to speed, on Thursday night Amanda Bynes was arrested after someone in her building called the police because she was smoking weed in the hallways and talking to herself. After the building manager let police into her apartment, they spotted a bong in the kitchen which she immediately threw out the Read More ...

Justin Bieber’s Driving Like A Shithead Again

Posted: 28 May 2013 05:00 AM PDT

Justin Bieber‘s already been in trouble once this year for racing his Ferrari through his gated neighborhood then spitting in the face of neighbors telling him to slow down. (It’s all about Christ’s love, y’all.) So it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s being investigated again, this time for almost plowing over children. Read More ...

Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini, And Other News

Posted: 28 May 2013 04:55 AM PDT

- Chris Pine really is Captain Kirk. - Chris Brown could go to prison for allegedly hitting a woman with his car then leaving the scene, and no, not Rihanna this time. - Girls With Future Back Problems are an America worth dying for. - Mariah Carey‘s breast almost gave your Read More ...
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