Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Posted: 16 May 2013 08:55 PM PDT

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin. It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here’s a little Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13

Posted: 16 May 2013 10:11 AM PDT

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely we slapfight over manly stuff like editing and dialogue. But that doesn’t mean I slacked on your Read More ...

Kanye West Is Still Bitching About The Paparazzi Making Him Hit His Head On A Pole

Posted: 16 May 2013 10:10 AM PDT

For someone who decided/got tricked into/had his sperm robbed in his sleep which resulted in having a baby with Kim Kardashian of all people, you’d just assume Kanye West would’ve made peace by now with the fact that the paparazzi are going to be called every time he takes a shit. Instead he bitched all Read More ...

Anyone Want To See Heidi Klum’s Nipples?

Posted: 16 May 2013 09:25 AM PDT

Posted by Photo Boy Originally, these Heidi Klum shots were going to be just one pic in today’s The Crap We Missed until I showed them to Fish. After he finished smacking my head with a rolled up newspaper and screaming, “Place multiple angles upon the Internet and either reference Adult Swim or call Kim Read More ...

Those Amy’s Baking Company Idiots Were On The Local News

Posted: 16 May 2013 08:17 AM PDT

Probably my favorite part about this whole Amy’s Baking Company fiasco is that not even 10 days after the Internet saw Farrah Abraham get her butthole blown out by James Deen in a graphic, made-entirely-for-publicity porno, all it took were two idiots running a bakery into the ground in Arizona for people to move onto Read More ...

So Kourtney Kardashian Could Lose Custody of Mason If She Refuses A Paternity Test

Posted: 16 May 2013 07:16 AM PDT

Back in 2009, I posted about a male model named Premo Stallone who claimed he was the real father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby because she hooked up with him 10 months before Mason was born when she was on a break from Scott Disick. The whole story went away pretty quickly and nobody thought anything Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party

Posted: 16 May 2013 06:44 AM PDT

Here’s Miley Cyrus at The Maxim HOT 100 Party where she was the guest of honor despite at least three other women looking as hot if not hotter than her because they didn’t wear a pantsuit. They also had much larger breasts which out of respect for Angelina Jolie I will neither confirm nor deny Read More ...

Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News

Posted: 16 May 2013 05:00 AM PDT

- Tom Cruise showed up to the premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness to tell J.J. Abrams the true story about the events of Star Wars: Episode VII. “Not a lot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard invented the Force…” - Brooke Mueller doesn’t want to lose custody of the $55,000 Read More ...
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