Monday, May 20, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.20.13

Posted: 20 May 2013 01:30 PM PDT

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it’s with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking everybody and is starting to Read More ...

The Rest of The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Posted: 20 May 2013 12:04 PM PDT

Here’s the rest of The 2013 Billboards Music Awards which you’ll probably notice is nothing but Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Jenny McCarthy‘s breasts and Madonna‘s unholy war on pants. On that note, if you’re wondering why there are way more performance shots of Jennifer Lopez than Selena Gomez, that’s because Selena didn’t jump around the Read More ...

Good Gawd, Taylor Swift’s Body

Posted: 20 May 2013 10:47 AM PDT

After spending the morning equating Ke$ha‘s face with terrorism, making light of body issues and generally violating a woman’s privacy, the least I can do is put on my sensitivity hat for a minute and acknowledge that once you ignore every single thing that defines her as a human being, Taylor Swift is not only Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Didn’t Get Fat Again Yet

Posted: 20 May 2013 08:42 AM PDT

A few weeks ago, Christina Aguilera arrived at The Time 100 Gala looking surprisingly thinner for someone who couldn’t shut up about how comfortable she was in her skin and how her boyfriend couldn’t get enough of it. (Although, in her defense, neither could secretaries of state.) Anyway, here she is at the Billboard Music Read More ...

Ke$ha Thinks She’s Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted: 20 May 2013 07:57 AM PDT

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the premiere of Iron Man 3 in an insane side-butt outfit that made everyone talk about Gwyneth Paltrow because, cuntery aside, she is an attractive woman in remarkable shape. Ke$ha, on the other hand, tried to pull off a similar look at the Billboard Music Awards and Read More ...

A Moment For Amy Adams’ (Maybe) Vagina

Posted: 20 May 2013 07:55 AM PDT

I thought we could take a break from the Billboard Music Awards for a second and get back to what this site’s good at: Not knowing what the hell a vagina looks like. So here’s Amy Adams on the set of American Hustle flashing something near the area where I’m told they’re kept. Unless I’m Read More ...

Justin Bieber Got Booed At Billboard Music Awards

Posted: 20 May 2013 07:15 AM PDT

While accepting the Milestone Award at last night’s Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was loudly booed by the audience, so just assume he put a rape-baby in all of them and paid the press to make it look their ex-boyfriends are the fathers. Or at least that’s what I’m going with because I’m a scientist Read More ...

Nayer Seems Like A Talented Artist And Other News

Posted: 20 May 2013 06:09 AM PDT

- Beyonce is definitely pregnant again. - Kanye named his next album “Yeezus.” Yeezus. - Mirrors Are Like Magnets To Girls - Vin Diesel has body issues because it’s just really, really hard in Hollywood, you guys. Okay? *wipes eyes with tissue* - 9 Lindsay Lohan GIFs That Will Haunt Read More ...
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