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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.22.13
- Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated For Rape
- Amanda Bynes Should Probably Stop Tanning Under Power Lines, This Can’t Be Healthy
- Wolf Blitzer Is A F*cking Idiot
- Miranda Kerr Is Topless
- ‘Hi, I’m Lance Armstong. Lick My Butthole?’
- Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News
- Shut Up And Watch The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.22.13 Posted: 22 May 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, an important day for us, where we learn that Leonardo DiCaprio‘s vaginotizing abilities may be hereditary. We’ve also got a shot of Ewan McGregor on the set of Happy Ending: The True Story of How I Got John Travolta To Pay Off My Mortgage, Geena Davis and Michelle Read More ... |
| Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated For Rape Posted: 22 May 2013 12:46 PM PDT According to a statement by the Las Vegas Police Department, Jose Canseco is being investigated for the rape of a fitness instructor who he’s apparently already named on Twitter like an idiot along with revealing her exact allegations and claiming he’ll take a polygraph test. Both of which he’s since taken down, yet still left Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Should Probably Stop Tanning Under Power Lines, This Can’t Be Healthy Posted: 22 May 2013 11:16 AM PDT Before everyone gets really confused, this is actually stripper Blac Chyna in Calabasas the other day who probably looks familiar because it’s who Amanda Bynes is literally trying to carve herself into. No, really. Via Fox News: In a rare interview with In Touch, the actress-turned-Twitter-sensation explained that she modeled her new style after famed Read More ... |
| Wolf Blitzer Is A F*cking Idiot Posted: 22 May 2013 10:18 AM PDT Now that it’s time to pick the news-meat off the bones of the Oklahoma tornado survivors, above is Wolf Blitzer not even entertaining the thought that maybe everybody in America isn’t a Christian – Or in light of recent events, might have rationally and logically thought, “Wait, if God is real, why did He just Read More ... |
| Posted: 22 May 2013 09:05 AM PDT Here’s a topless Miranda Kerr after having a wardrobe malfunction during a photo sh- Wait, why the hell are you even reading this? TOPLESS MIRANDA KERR. I even added the uncensored ones! Now go on, get outta here, ya crazy kids. God love ya. *tussles your hair* Photos: INFdailyRead More ... |
| ‘Hi, I’m Lance Armstong. Lick My Butthole?’ Posted: 22 May 2013 07:51 AM PDT Comedian April Macie stopped by Howard Stern on Monday where she recounted a tale about the time she went to a hotel party “five or six years ago” with Lance Armstrong who apparently is very open about asking women he just met to eat his anus. So right about now is where you want to Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 22 May 2013 07:20 AM PDT - Lindsey Vonn‘s vagina is helping Tiger Woods win again. - Shia LaBeouf lied about all the real fucking he’d be doing in Lars von Trier‘s Nymphomaniac. - Facebook: The Battleground of Trolls and Idiots, and yes, I linked this entirely for the first one. - Brad Pitt was on drugs Read More ... |
| Shut Up And Watch The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer Posted: 22 May 2013 06:23 AM PDT I’m really trying not to get my hopes up for Man of Steel after getting my face pissed in by The Dark Knight Rises, but goddamn, if this doesn’t look like Zack Snyder wasn’t kidding when he said this Superman was going to be a brawler. That said, hopefully he doesn’t lose focus on the Read More ... |
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