Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

It’s The Charles Ramsey Autotune

Posted: 07 May 2013 09:41 PM PDT

Trust me, this is definitely, 100% a photo of Charles Ramsey. The one from yesterday, okay, maybe not. But this one? This one I’d bet money on. Hope you like the word “testicles.”Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.7.13

Posted: 07 May 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed. In case you missed it in the Sorry, Our Shit’s Broken post, the descriptions are back today. We heard you. We’re sorry. Although, I refuse to identify any of those men up there, so just assume, as I have, that their names are all something like Mr. Richpenis Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Finally Got To Attend The MET Gala

Posted: 07 May 2013 01:00 PM PDT

For years Kim Kardashian has been banned from the MET Gala because Anna Wintour fucking hates her. However, for some reason she still loves Kanye West so much that he let her bring his pregnant cow girlfriend onto the red carpet presumably on the off-chance she’d birth a leather weekend bag. Fortunately, Kim made a Read More ...

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted: 07 May 2013 12:00 PM PDT

Posted by Photo Boy So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money and showcase Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants A Pepper Potts Movie Now. Oh, Goddammit.

Posted: 07 May 2013 11:06 AM PDT

So spoiler alert: Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t die in Iron Man 3, and apparently she’s already been talking about her own solo movie because a.) some journalists patronized her during the premiere and b.) it’s another excuse to talk about how awesome Gwyneth Paltrow is at getting in shape. “Nigga, I’ll live off of falafel lint Read More ...

We Get It, Kristen Stewart, You’re Into Vampires

Posted: 07 May 2013 09:43 AM PDT

Despite the fact Twilight‘s no longer culturally relevant and is now but a footnote for future historians to reference to as “The Mormon Vampire Apex,” here’s Kristen Stewart at the MET Gala last night, and if you’re thinking to yourself, my what an elaborate look, it’s pretty fucking obvious she let Nosferatu cunniling her in Read More ...

Anne Hathaway Didn’t Wear A Bra

Posted: 07 May 2013 08:11 AM PDT

Here’s Anne Hathaway wearing a braless number to last night’s MET Gala because as annoying as she is, her body really is ridiculous. Other than that, it’s just the same ol’ brown hair, something-colored eye Anne Hathaway. Tried and true. Steady like a freight train. Photos: Getty, INF, Splash News, WENNRead More ...

The Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down Buttons Are Back And Other Technical Shit

Posted: 07 May 2013 08:00 AM PDT

What do you mean this isn’t Charles Ramsey? His hands glow with power. Quick background: Sometime late afternoon Friday an update was pushed through on our back end- wait, that’s a description of the Teen Mom Farrah porno. Let me start over. Some shit broke. Namely the thumbs up/thumbs down feature in the comments along Read More ...

Maxim’s Hottest Woman Wore This To The MET Gala

Posted: 07 May 2013 07:26 AM PDT

Over the weekend, Miley Cyrus announced that she’s the #1 spot on Maxim‘s HOT 100, so here she is earning that title by showing up to the MET Gala looking like Androgynous Guy Fieri after a stomach staple. I don't know how my erection my erection isn’t piercing the moon right now she looks so Read More ...

Good Morning, Katie Holmes’ Side-Boob, And Other News

Posted: 07 May 2013 06:35 AM PDT

- Fun Fact: Reese Witherspoon‘s Atlanta PD hat? A cheap knock-off they didn’t give her. - Helen Mirren cursed out a gay pride parade making too much noise while dressed as The Queen. - The under-appreciated, under-utilized under-boob. - Beyonce doesn’t understand why someone would dare question Beyonce. - Elizabeth Read More ...
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