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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.17.13
- A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham
- Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA!
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him
- Courtney Stodden Says She Has A Sex Tape Now. Of Course.
- Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.17.13 Posted: 17 May 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a ton of paparazzi celebrity coverage and water it all down to the douchiest of canoes for you to point and laugh at. So today’s ego boosters include John Goodman cropdusting the loading zone at LAX, Justin Bieber and his boys on a Tic-Tac run Read More ... |
| A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham Posted: 17 May 2013 11:38 AM PDT In response to reading that Farrah Abraham was pretending she got pregnant by James Deen while filming her professional pornographic movie that she tried to lie and say was a leaked sex tape, swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen tweeted this: farrah abraham now thinks she is pregnant from her sex tape. in other news you’re a Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA! Posted: 17 May 2013 10:30 AM PDT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports: There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October — just three months after she’s expected to give birth — but sources close to the touring company tell us, that’s not true … because Kim and the baby are Read More ... |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 17 May 2013 08:58 AM PDT Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unprecedented for the Internet, but it’s just some of Read More ... |
| So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him Posted: 17 May 2013 08:07 AM PDT Should I really have included the autotune? Probably. So remember Kai The Homeless Hitchhiking Hero who saved a woman’s life by beating a crazy man who thought he was Jesus in the head with a hatchet? He, uh, he may have taken his love of hatcheting skulls too far. Via Gawker: Galfy was discovered beaten Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Says She Has A Sex Tape Now. Of Course. Posted: 17 May 2013 06:58 AM PDT For reasons that I’m sure have nothing to do with a former Teen Mom star squirting all over James Deen being a popular topic for roughly 7-10 days, Courtney Stodden now says she made a sex tape. Only it’s apparently just of her masturbating and on VHS because she’s 47 and knows what VHS is. Read More ... |
| Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News Posted: 17 May 2013 06:20 AM PDT - Jennifer Lopez wants to marry Casper Smart now. This should end well. - Never mind, GOOP totally loves punk now and the MET Gala. Anna Wintour can release her children now. - No Bras Allowed - Demi Lovato wants to get pregnant now, so yes, she’s completely given up. Read More ... |
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