Friday, May 10, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.10.13

Posted: 10 May 2013 12:00 PM PDT

“No sir, I’m just subbing for your regular driver, but what did you mean by ‘ready to go beserker on this thing?’” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is admittedly a little light, but it’s Friday, there wasn’t a ton happening, and whiskey tastes better at lunch. I think you’ll agree that what Read More ...

Surprise! You Were Never Going To Be Kim Kardashian: An Open Letter To Farrah Abraham

Posted: 10 May 2013 10:31 AM PDT

Hey, Farrah, how you doing? By now your sex tape has been out for an entire business week, and you probably feel pretty awesome because everyone’s talking about you and doing interviews with you and totally believing all your horseshit. Except they’re not, and welcome to your last remaining bits of Internet. You see, Farrah, Read More ...

Kirsten Dunst Wore Nude Spanx On The Set of ‘Anchorman 2′ Because Goddamn Everyone’s In It

Posted: 10 May 2013 09:18 AM PDT

If there’s one movie that’s absolutely not giving a fuck about spoilers, it’s Anchorman 2 because thanks to the 8,000 paparazzi pics I’ve seen over the past week, I could tell you the entire plot and every single surprise cameo. Not only am I looking at Kirsten Dunst, but I’ve seen pics ofRead More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted: 10 May 2013 08:29 AM PDT

It’s Friday, so here’s The Week in Playmate Instagrams, the fruit of our gentleman’s agreement with Playboy which is really all I need to say because I’m already the waiter who keeps asking if you need anything else after bringing your food. That said, I am working on a way to make the site dispense Read More ...

Mariah Carey Let Nick Cannon Watch The Kids So She Can Bang This Motorcycle

Posted: 10 May 2013 07:41 AM PDT

Here’s the video for Mariah Carey‘s new single “#Beautiful” which proves how young and sexy she is by it’s use of a hashtag and Miquel wanting to watch her strip in barn as today’s youth are so fond of. When asked for his reaction to the video, Nick Cannon said, “Massa don’t let me use Read More ...

Good Morning, Nikki Leigh, And Other News

Posted: 10 May 2013 06:40 AM PDT

- The time Daniel Day-Lewis made Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart look fucking ridiculous is my favorite story already. - Draco Malfoy has spectacular breasts. Why didn’t anyone tell me? - Jessica Nigri is your Chivette of The Week. - Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal is your new meme. Read More ...

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