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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13
- ‘Did Someone Say Gay Spider-Man?!’
- Britney Spears’ Kids Are In Her New Video
- Leah Remini Quit Scientology
- Never Ask Lamar Odom If He’s Cheating On Sasquatch
- Selena Gomez Will Straighten Justin Bieber Out
- Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man To Be Gay Now
- Paula Labaredas In A Bikini Is A Week Late And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13 Posted: 11 Jul 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which follows John Travolta frolicking on a beach with young, shirtless Brazilian men, so I’m really not sure how to top that. I mean sure, there are the usual surreptitious Mena Suvari butt shtos, and a neckbearded Jonah Hill carrying his manpurse stuffed full of Oscarworthy dramatic scripts, Read More ... |
| ‘Did Someone Say Gay Spider-Man?!’ Posted: 11 Jul 2013 12:15 PM PDT You know how John Travolta needs everyone to think he’s straight or else they won’t believe he has Thetan magic? These should help. Photo: GADE/AKM-GSIRead More ... |
| Britney Spears’ Kids Are In Her New Video Posted: 11 Jul 2013 11:31 AM PDT Because every small boy should see their mother jump into a children’s movie and dance in a sexy red dress, here’s Britney Spears‘ new video for “Ooh La La” from The Smurfs 2 soundtrack starring her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston. Who actually do a good job except I want to know why changed Read More ... |
| Posted: 11 Jul 2013 10:40 AM PDT As far as I can tell, Leah Remini‘s only job as a Scientologist was to convert Jennifer Lopez which she actually did in 2008, albeit destroying her marriage in the process, but mission accomplished. From there, Leah could’ve claimed her rightful place as a sacred and exalted waxer of Tom Cruise and John Travolta‘s various Read More ... |
| Never Ask Lamar Odom If He’s Cheating On Sasquatch Posted: 11 Jul 2013 09:44 AM PDT Yesterday, the paparazzi decided to walk right up to Lamar Odom‘s car and ask him if it’s true he’s cheating on Khloe Kardashian. (Probably because of this.) To which he responded, I’m going to get out of my car with a random piece of metal, come at you, take all your shit out of your Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez Will Straighten Justin Bieber Out Posted: 11 Jul 2013 08:53 AM PDT “Ohmygod why is this wet?!” “At least it’s not a mop bucket.” Yesterday, the Internet got to watch as a most likely drunk Justin Bieber pissed into a restaurant’s mop bucket as his crew told everyone watching that they should be thanking him for the memory they’ll remember for the rest of their lives. (Even Read More ... |
| Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man To Be Gay Now Posted: 11 Jul 2013 07:32 AM PDT “You rang?” – These photos Presumably because fighting Jamie Foxx has given him a taste for the dark chocolate, Andrew Garfield is now openly giving interviews where he says he wants Peter Parker to fall in love with a male MJ played by Michael B. Jordan who you may remember from such roles as Wallace Read More ... |
| Paula Labaredas In A Bikini Is A Week Late And Other News Posted: 11 Jul 2013 05:47 AM PDT - Charlie Hunnam has a girlfriend, ladies. Sorry. - Beyonce farts glitter now. Your move, Gwyneth Paltrow. - Living For Lady Lumps (Butts. These are pics of butts.) - Oh, yeah, Jennifer Lopez totally looks like this. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck is right where she belongs now. - There definitely Read More ... |
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