Monday, July 15, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.15.13

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of celebrity schadenfreude where I also sometimes clumsily take a stab a relevant cultural events. This weekend saw the end of a high-profile murder trial that’s resulted in a new discussion about race relations in Ameri- OW! *grabs shock collar* Okay, alright, here’s Jay-Z‘s custom made Read More ...

Kris Jenner Is Just Picking Up Babies And Pretending They’re North West Now

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 01:15 PM PDT

You know who was a fan of using doubles? Saddam Hussein. That’s really all that needs to be said here. Saddam Hussein. TMZ reports: Kris’ show posted a photo on Twitter and Facebook … of herself cuddling an infant, with the message … “You never know who will stop by our show today #WatchKris”. This Read More ...

Uma Thurman’s Still Got It

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 12:19 PM PDT

Here’s Uma Thurman and her French financier boyfriend Arpad Busson in Saint-Tropez yesterday. Now, granted, these pics start to go downhill pretty fast, it’s important to remember that Uma’s breasts were powerful enough to make me crop 25 photos of her in a swimsuit and share them on the Internet. Wait, I did what? How Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez Has Made $10 Million Performing For Dictators And Despots

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 11:09 AM PDT

“Betcha never seen a ‘gas chamber’ quite like mine. Now, c’mon, North Korea, make some NOOOOOIIISEE!” Turns out that time Jennifer Lopez sang Happy Birthday to Turkmenistan dictator wasn’t a one-time thing because she’s been quietly collecting somewhere in the ballpark of $10 million by performing for some of the worst dictators and despots on Read More ...

Farrah Abraham Got Rejected By Playboy. Twice.

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 10:27 AM PDT

Because no one’s ever filmed themselves having sex before, you guys, Farrah Abraham is super famous now so Playboy should totally be trying to pay her to pose for them. Or shooting her down both times she’s asked. They could do that. TMZ reports: Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out Read More ...

And Now A Moment For Whatever The Hell Miley Cyrus Is Wearing

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 09:39 AM PDT

I was going to let these pics stand by themselves because, we get it, Princess Twerklegum, Hannah Montana’s gone ratchet. But just for the record, it is getting crazy hard to tell Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber apart. I made Photo Boy check every single one of these to make sure there isn’t a mop Read More ...

Jenny McCarthy’s Banging Donnie Wahlberg

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 09:01 AM PDT

Remembah Mahkie’s olda brotha? Donnie? Da one dat was in dat movie where Jason Lee kept fahtin’ because an alien was in his butt, and Donnie was like this super retahd or somethin’ who had to fight the butt alien even though it was Brody from Homeland, his best friend growin’ up? Remembah dat? There Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Definitely Pregnant

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 08:16 AM PDT

When Jennifer Love Hewitt announced her pregnancy while safely hidden away in Europe, I just assumed she’d return home with a loaf of French bread swaddled like a baby. So imagine my surprise to see her at a Disney event over the weekend pregnant as shit which means somewhere there’s a mannequin with the words Read More ...

Cory Monteith’s Dead (1982 – 2013)

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 07:39 AM PDT

It’s open season on shooting black kids in Florida right now, but enough about that, let’s all feel really bad for a rich, white actor who died living a life of privilege and excess. That’s the real tragedy here. TMZ reports: According to police in Vancouver the actor was found dead in his hotel room Read More ...

Carmen Electra’s Life Will Never Get Better Than This And Other News

Posted: 15 Jul 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- Gwyneth Paltrow went to Indonesia and CAN’T WAIT to tell you about it. - Benedict Cumberbatch in jorts, anyone? - I really need to start asking sexy readers to send in photos. - Jimmy Kimmel got married again if anyone gives a shit. - Fruitvale Station just got poignant Read More ...
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