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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13
- And Now The Part Where Courtney Stodden Learns Her Giant Implants Don’t Fit In Her Old Clothes
- Robert Pattinson’s Banging Elvis’ Granddaughter
- Welp, Aubrey O’Day Gave Up
- Paula Deen Tried To Use Prop 8 To Get Her Lawsuit Dismissed. Of Course.
- Jessie James Is Still In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13 Posted: 03 Jul 2013 11:00 AM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose Read More ... |
| And Now The Part Where Courtney Stodden Learns Her Giant Implants Don’t Fit In Her Old Clothes Posted: 03 Jul 2013 10:45 AM PDT Shirts? How do they work? Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Robert Pattinson’s Banging Elvis’ Granddaughter Posted: 03 Jul 2013 09:48 AM PDT Here’s Elvis granddaughter Riley Keough who, according to the Daily Mail, is dating Robert Pattinson, so right off the bat you know she passed the first test of hates cunnilingus. That said, people are trying to say she looks like Kristen Stewart which a. huh? And b. is probably one of the worst things you Read More ... |
| Posted: 03 Jul 2013 08:50 AM PDT At first, I wasn’t sure if these pics are really Aubrey O’Day, but then more came in where she doubled up on eye makeup. Also, because I’m a serious journalist, I checked Aubrey’s Twitter where she is, in fact, tweeting pics from Maui albeit only of scenery and clearly impostors. GLENN GREENWALD AIN’T GOT SHIT Read More ... |
| Paula Deen Tried To Use Prop 8 To Get Her Lawsuit Dismissed. Of Course. Posted: 03 Jul 2013 08:27 AM PDT “If y’all let homahsexuals like this’n here marry, then you must acquit.” As this Paula Deen debacle has unrolled to reveal its bacon donut center with a butterfat butter glaze, I’ve been wondering how the hell her lawyer let her walk into a deposition and not only admit to using the word “nigger” at least Read More ... |
| Jessie James Is Still In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 03 Jul 2013 07:04 AM PDT - Ian Ziering‘s got other 90210 stars to show up to Chippendales. My God, this really was his calling. - You’re supposed to believe Kim Kardashian turned down $3 million for North West baby photos. - Believe In Your Selfie - Paris Hilton can’t believe girls are releasing sex tapes to Read More ... |
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