Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.31.13

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 12:07 PM PDT

Despite spotty Wifi and pretending we’re important businessman doing important business stuff – GET ME THOSE NUMBERS ON COCK JOKE FUTURES. – Photo Boy refused to go a day without slapping together The Crap We Missed. And, yes, 98% of that decision is based on him finding a Prince Charles photo because he’s grown predictable Read More ...

Paul Haggis Wrote An Open Letter To Leah Remini

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 11:18 AM PDT

When Paul Haggis left Scientology, apparently Leah Remini still maintained contact with him despite explicit instructions from the church to treat him like he has full Klaknor shingles. And now in light of her recent deflection, he’s written an open letter to The Hollywood Reporter offering her support for questioning where the hell David Miscaviage‘s Read More ...

Oh, Good, Snooki’s In A Bikini

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 10:05 AM PDT

Here’s Snooki in Seaside Heights, New Jersey yesterday where she actually looked more like her normal self and less like whatever that shellacked thing was we posted the other day. It’s either because of the muffin top, or the fact that she’s probably surrounded by a sea of used condoms. I go back and forth. Read More ...

Simon Cowell Knocked Up His Best Friend’s Wife

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 09:01 AM PDT

So Simon Cowell apparently knocked up Lauren Silverman the estranged, yet technically still married wife to Simon’s best friend Andrew Silverman. Because if there’s one thing the British love it’s the sweet tang of incest. “And rape!” says Jame Bond. “The sweet tang of rape. I say that in my first book. True story.” Us Read More ...

So Remember How Lindsay Lohan Said She Was Staying In Rehab Longer?

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 08:10 AM PDT

On Monday, Dina Lohan called into TMZ and told them Lindsay was so concerned with her sobriety that she was going to stay in rehab longer before transitioning back into the real world. So naturally here she is leaving the exact minute her court-mandated time was up yesterday. Although, in her defense, it’s easier to Read More ...

How Dare You Inhale Kristen Stewart’s Oxygen?!

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 07:24 AM PDT

Sorry for the late start, but apparently it’s the goddamn Hunger Games for decent WiFi in New York. Case in point: I’m riding Photo Boy’s back while he’s holding a large stabbing instru- no wait, that’s how every day starts. Anyway, we’re actually able to upload photos without putting them in a stamped envelope addressed Read More ...

Snaggleboobs Huge Boobs Live and Other News

Posted: 31 Jul 2013 07:00 AM PDT

Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Heard won’t answer questions about banging Johnny Depp, banging girls or any of the other non-existent reasons to know anything about her.. - Hugh Jackman bends that pole. - Thank God these Chivettes are procrastinators. - Robin Thicke used to look like this before vagina Read More ...
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