Tuesday, July 23, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 01:37 PM PDT

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, Read More ...

And, Wow, It’s The Royal Baby Already. Okay.

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 12:29 PM PDT

While Kim Kardashian is still keeping her over-a-month-old daughter under wraps for maximum publicity, not even 24 hours after giving birth, Kate Middleton and Prince William literally walked their newborn son into a crowd of people outside of the hospital like it ain’t no thing. “A baby, you say? Oh, right, this little chap. Yes, Read More ...

Just Walk Around Naked, Rihanna, You Know You Want To

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 12:04 PM PDT

Because apparently this outfit wasn’t enough, here’s Rihanna walking around braless in a see-through top over the weekend. Which is why I propose she cuts to the chase and takes the top from this outfit and the bottom from that other one then throw them both in the trash because, seriously, why bother? Do you Read More ...

George Zimmerman Rescued A Family From A Truck Crash. Yes, That George Zimmerman.

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 10:48 AM PDT

“Whoever the punk was that took the last powdered donut better have saved room for a side of justice,” George Zimmerman thought as he strolled into the courtroom. “For today, I rain my vengeance down upon thee… or reach into an empty pocket because, right, evidence. Shit.” In case you haven’t heard by now, the Read More ...

Christina Aguilera’s Giant Breasts Made A Video

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 10:12 AM PDT

Here’s a lingerie-clad Christina Aguilera starring the in the music video for Alejandro Fernández‘s “Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti” which, if I remember my Spanish correctly, roughly translates to, “I shall sing into your giant titties until the morning meets the night, Miss Piggy.” It’s a romantic language.Read More ...

Bar Refaeli In A Bikini Isn’t Amanda Bynes

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 09:18 AM PDT

There’ve been two Amanda Bynes post in a row, and way too much time since the last set of bikini pics, so here’s Bar Refaeli in Ibiza. Also, apparently one of our ads is jacking the site, so what I need you to do is stare directly into Bar’s butt, and in a couple of Read More ...

BREAKING: Amanda Bynes On 5150 Hold After Starting Fire In Random Driveway

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 08:36 AM PDT

Sorry to hit you with two Amanda Bynes, but just as I hit publish on her weed heist, TMZ reported she’s been placed on 5150 hold (finally) after starting a fire in the middle of a random person’s elderly woman’s driveway. Yup: Amanda Bynes is currently hospitalized on a 5150 hold … after starting a Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Robbed Her Weed Dealer

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 08:19 AM PDT

Because Amanda Bynes‘ decision making skills are influenced by a flying armadillo only she can see, her weed dealer has stopped making deliveries to her apartment after she allegedly robbed his stash while he was taking a leak. Radar reports: "He didn't realize at first because he's a delivery weed service, but when he went Read More ...

Good Morning, Raquel Rischard, And Other News

Posted: 23 Jul 2013 07:00 AM PDT

- Sacha Baron Cohen dropped out of the Freddie Mercury biopic because apparently Queen wants it to be a family friendly PG movie. Yup. - Just a reminder, the sandwich artists at Subway are sticking their dicks in the bread. - Helga Lovekaty is almost a perfect Bond Girl name. (After Pussy Read More ...
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