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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13
- 100° Weather? Jennifer Aniston Still Has Fripples
- Justin Bieber’s Still A Spitter
- The Great Scientology War Has Begun
- Miley Cyrus Ain’t Wearin’ No Dang’ Ol Underwear
- Kanye West Tried To Be ‘The Black Larry David,’ It Didn’t Work
- Lindsay Lohan Got $2 Million From Oprah?
- Good Morning, Sofia Vergara, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13 Posted: 16 Jul 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that finds newly single George Clooney in Paris, because I hear 20-year-old French vagina is perfect this time of year. We’ve also got Chaz Bono whose nipplesque parts are somehow more realistic looking than Jennifer Nicole Lee‘s and finally (bear with me here) Valeria Golino, who we all Read More ... |
| 100° Weather? Jennifer Aniston Still Has Fripples Posted: 16 Jul 2013 12:17 PM PDT “So that’s where I put the stuff I was supposed to make polar icecaps out of. Whoops.” – God Photo: Abaca USA/AKM-GSI, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Justin Bieber’s Still A Spitter Posted: 16 Jul 2013 11:43 AM PDT I have no idea what’s happening in this photo, but it seemed fitting. In case you’re wondering how Selena Gomez‘s ridiculous body unfortunately attached to a 12-year-old’s face is doing keeping Justin Bieber in line, he just spit in another dude’s face. And this time it wasn’t even a neighbor telling him to slow down Read More ... |
| The Great Scientology War Has Begun Posted: 16 Jul 2013 10:34 AM PDT “The escort has chosen. Representing House Alley: Katniss Everdeen!” With Leah Remini very publicly quitting Scientology last week, the church has been in a mad scramble considering it’s been widely revealed her reasons for leaving are, oh I dunno, being forced into re-education camps for five years after daring to ask Chancellor Supreme David Miscavige Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Ain’t Wearin’ No Dang’ Ol Underwear Posted: 16 Jul 2013 09:27 AM PDT Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing an outfit that I reckon she’s completely naked under. Which is what happens when you send your young’ns to New York City where not only do they make salsa inferior to the likes of Pace Picante Sauce, but the Devil lives there and done bewitches womenfolk into displaying their pointy bits Read More ... |
| Kanye West Tried To Be ‘The Black Larry David,’ It Didn’t Work Posted: 16 Jul 2013 08:42 AM PDT In October 2010, Alison Quinn posted the above clip to her YouTube channel where nobody gave a shit. Except thanks to the strange and mysterious ways of the Internet, the shits are flowing like wine because now we all know it’s from Kanye West‘s unaired HBO pilot where, according to Gawker, he tried to be Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Got $2 Million From Oprah? Posted: 16 Jul 2013 08:04 AM PDT While I was busy going TL;DR on robots punching monsters in the face, word got out that Oprah Winfrey was not only giving Lindsay Lohan her first post-rehab interview, but also a reality show on OWN. And now we find out it’s costing Oprah $2 million which makes absolutely no sense because she doesn’t even Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Sofia Vergara, And Other News Posted: 16 Jul 2013 07:02 AM PDT - Justin Timberlake thinks an anti-rape group should be so happy he’s never heard of them and stole their name. - Carly Rae Jepsen should probably stop throwing first pitches. - The Chive has an athletic line now. Give me two blondes and ging. - Kelly Osbourne got engaged. Again. Read More ... |
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