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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13
- ‘RHONJ’ Teresa & Joe Giudice Indicted For 39 Counts of Bank Fraud And Tax Evasion
- So Lady GaGa’s Really Doing This? This Is What’s Happening Now?
- BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Still Skinny
- Justin Bieber Thinks He’s Eminem Now. Of Course.
- Taylor Swift’s In A Bikini
- Leah Remini Isn’t Going To Shut Up About Scientology
- The First Time Katy Perry Met Britney Went Well
- Amanda Bynes’ Parents Are Very Concerned About Her Money. And Her, And Her.
- Good Morning, Christina Ricci, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13 Posted: 29 Jul 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his Read More ... |
| ‘RHONJ’ Teresa & Joe Giudice Indicted For 39 Counts of Bank Fraud And Tax Evasion Posted: 29 Jul 2013 12:40 PM PDT If you’ve added up all the time I’ve watched Real Housewives of New Jersey, it would roughly equal an hour at best. But just from that little amount of time, I could easily tell you that Jacqueline Laurita’s breasts are phenomenal, and that Teresa and Joe Giudice are God awful people who should be shot Read More ... |
| So Lady GaGa’s Really Doing This? This Is What’s Happening Now? Posted: 29 Jul 2013 12:11 PM PDT The other day Lady GaGa posted a photo to her website, or wherever the hell she shares viral photos of herself with black hair and no makeup which everyone just assumed was some sort of selfie for shock value. Turns out this is apparently going to be her new look for a while because here Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Still Skinny Posted: 29 Jul 2013 11:45 AM PDT Here’s Christina Aguilera at the NBC Somethings over the weekend where apparently she still looked as skinny as she did during her last public appearance making it three whole months now where I haven’t thought she’s pregnant. I don’t want to say this is the greatest achievement of her life, but keep in mind, I Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Thinks He’s Eminem Now. Of Course. Posted: 29 Jul 2013 11:08 AM PDT Here’s Justin Bieber performing the first verse of Lose Yourself in Detroit, of all places, last night because when you’re the King of the Wild Kidz, son, you spit what you want. In fact, none of this is so ridiculous that even some old British lady like Sharon Osbourne could possibly see this shit for Read More ... |
| Posted: 29 Jul 2013 09:55 AM PDT Normally, I’d make fun of Taylor Swift for wearing bikinis from the 1950s, so I’m still going to do that but with the caveat that her body keeps looking more and more awesome even when dressed like the cast of Mad Men, so my penis would probably accept the following deal that Ed Sheeran apparently Read More ... |
| Leah Remini Isn’t Going To Shut Up About Scientology Posted: 29 Jul 2013 09:06 AM PDT “I know it was you, Mario.” Ever since Leah Remini quit Scientology, she’s been on damage control with her sister from so-far silent moves made by the church against her like ex-communicating anyone who doesn’t defriend her on Facebook. Twisted shit, to say the least. Except it’s only strengthened Leah’s resolve because she’s not only Read More ... |
| The First Time Katy Perry Met Britney Went Well Posted: 29 Jul 2013 08:17 AM PDT Some places will try and tell you the big story from The Smurfs 2 premiere is Katy Perry basically revealing she did the vocals for Britney Spears‘s “Ooh La La,” except those places would be wrong because it’s these pics of them awkwardly meeting for the very time. And now for a fun game: Try Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes’ Parents Are Very Concerned About Her Money. And Her, And Her. Posted: 29 Jul 2013 07:23 AM PDT Despite a judge extending her 5150 hold for two weeks so she doesn’t fill another Super Soaker with gasoline and set more elderly women’s driveways on fire, Amanda Bynes‘ parents were not able to get a temporary conservatorship over her (money) on Friday. Probably because they seemed to be very concerned on the amount of Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Christina Ricci, And Other News Posted: 29 Jul 2013 06:34 AM PDT - Garrett Hedlund don’t need your mommy porn. - Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will talk about their fake sex life now. - Please nobody tell these girls how clothes are supposed to work. - Anyone notice the older Taylor Momsen gets the less she’s featured on the site? Good, don’t. Read More ... |
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