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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.17.13
- Ted Nugent Wrote About The George Zimmerman Verdict. Oh God Yes.
- The Church of Scientology Thinks Leah Remini Is A Threat To Tom Cruise
- Emma Roberts Beat The Shit Out of Evan Peters From ‘American Horror Story’
- And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching?
- Goddammit, Rolling Stone
- Good Morning, Lola Ponce, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.17.13 Posted: 17 Jul 2013 01:00 PM PDT “Mmm…what I would do to those things after a chemical shower and wrapped in forty layers of dental dams.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we all just got pwned by Lena Dunham, because remember all those times you called her fat? Well, now her character’s dieting BECAUSE ‘GIRLS’ IS THE PUREST FORM Read More ... |
| Ted Nugent Wrote About The George Zimmerman Verdict. Oh God Yes. Posted: 17 Jul 2013 12:00 PM PDT Before I dive into this almost embarrassing treasure trove of bullshit, I just want to remind everyone that in April 2012 Ted Nugent threatened to assassinate Barack Obama if he won the election. In fact, his exact words were, “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or Read More ... |
| The Church of Scientology Thinks Leah Remini Is A Threat To Tom Cruise Posted: 17 Jul 2013 10:20 AM PDT In a new interview, Leah Remini‘s sister Nicole reveals that despite the Church of Scientology‘s claims to the contrary, Leah’s entire family has left the church after being forced to choose between her or their faith in a religion made up by a failed science fiction writer who let his wife take the fall for Read More ... |
| Emma Roberts Beat The Shit Out of Evan Peters From ‘American Horror Story’ Posted: 17 Jul 2013 09:19 AM PDT Emma Roberts, a.k.a. Julia Roberts‘ niece, managed to get herself into the cast of American Horror Story thanks to dating Evan Peters. A move she generously thanked him for by beating the shit out of him in a hotel room after a day of filming. TMZ reports: According to Montreal law enforcement sources … someone Read More ... |
| And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching? Posted: 17 Jul 2013 08:19 AM PDT Granted, terrorism is super indie cool now, let’s get back to bullshit celebrity engagements that mean absolutely nothing. This time around it’s Adam Levine proposing to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo, according to Us Magazine: Levine was previously linked to 21-year-old supermodel Nina Agdal, but the Maroon 5 frontman rekindled his relationship with Namibian model Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Jul 2013 07:28 AM PDT Because apparently Jann Wenner‘s kid is picking the covers now, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the cover of Rolling Stone‘s August issue which, if you haven’t heard by now, has caused some shit. And understandably so because what the goddamn fuck?! I get that there’s an exhaustively researched piece in the issue that’s Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Lola Ponce, And Other News Posted: 17 Jul 2013 05:05 AM PDT - Johnny Depp already has Amber Heard watching his kids. - Stevie Wonder is done with Florida. - Girls never get tired of tugging their clothes. - Josh Duhamel‘s child will have the same genitals as Fergie. - Jenny McCarthy co-hosting The View is going over well. - Cory Read More ... |
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