Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.9.13

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 12:30 PM PDT

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which only has one shot from Instagram and you’ll never guess that it’s Rihanna or that she’s wearing a bikini. You were thinking Kendall Jenner bending over and pretending not to see the paparazzi, right? I know my special guys. We’ve also got Candice Bergen, who’s apparently been Read More ...

Farrah Abraham Got Kicked Out of Rehab

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 11:35 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan is probably one of the biggest, most self-entitled cunt of all the troubled celebrities out there and even she’s managed to never get herself kicked out of rehab even after drunkenly assaulting the staff. So it’s no small feat that Farrah Abraham managed to get herself bounced from a 10-day bullshit stint where Read More ...

Kanye West Digitized His Penis. Oh, Good.

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 10:42 AM PDT

“If I turn around and some motherfucker’s tweetin’ while I’m scanning my dick, I swear to God…” Last night, Kanye West released the video for “Black Skinhead” on his website only to quickly pull it after everybody laughed at it for being nothing but a dancing The Sims version of him if The Sims lets Read More ...

And Now A Moment For Reese Witherspoon Swimsuit Photos

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 09:53 AM PDT

Despite the fact we’ve posted The Shannon Twins, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum and Julia Pereira, we’re still not caught up on bikinis from Fourth of July Weekend, so here’s Reese Witherspoon who, for once, I’m not posting to accuse her of being pregnant, but as a woman for you to Read More ...

I Think Brandi Glanville Might Be Drunk

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 09:06 AM PDT

“I don’t care you got fat, Eddie Cibrian, I’monnafuckyou.” Here’s Brandi Glanville literally being dragged out of the London Hotel last night after getting completely shithammered from taking a sniff of Vermouth because she’s locked in an anorexia battle with LeAnn Rimes. That or this an elaborate ruse to lure Gerard Butler back. “Aw, that’s Read More ...

50 Cent Is Doing Black Stereotypes A Huge Favor

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 07:40 AM PDT

For those of you who don’t know, 50 Cent was arrested for domestic violence last week after allegedly kicking one of his baby mamas – which revealed the existence of a daughter he was trying to keep secret and presumably pretend wasn’t his – and now Radar has text messages between 50 and his 16-year-old Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Wore A Green Wig To Court

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 07:35 AM PDT

I’ve basically stopped posting about Amanda Bynes because there’s only so much you can write about her randomly picking people to call ugly and complaining about her eight million nosejobs that exist only in her head. But just in case it’s not clear she’s psychotically after attention, here she is showing up to court this Read More ...

Good Morning, Julia Pereira, And Other News

Posted: 09 Jul 2013 06:09 AM PDT

- John Mayer is dedicating songs to Katy Perry now. - I like how Kaley Cuoco is constantly reminding us that Henry Cavill already has her fetching him coffee in the morning. Girl power! - Get off your high horse and find these women. - Amanda Bynes is calling the Obamas Read More ...

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