Wednesday, July 24, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.24.13

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 12:51 PM PDT

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of “What super, super gay stuff did those Jonas boys do to today?” All of it. They did all of the super, super gay stuff. We’ve also got Bobby Brown, who kept yelling “Fidelio!” in everyone’s face at this party, Quentin Tarantino the night he Read More ...

Behold! The Royal Rugrat Has Been Named

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 12:00 PM PDT

First off, huge thanks to everyone in the comments yesterday for pointing out the Royal Baby was flipping everybody off. I fucking love this kid already. And now the little scoundrel has a name, according to People: “The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their son George Alexander Read More ...

Dennis Rodman Should Be In The Front Row of Every Fashion Show Ever

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 11:00 AM PDT

For reasons I feel comfortable chalking up to divine intervention, Dennis Rodman was in the front row for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Miami yesterday where not only was he drinking beer out of a can while wearing a leather vest and jogging pants, but standing up and pointing at the ass of each and every Read More ...

Aubrey Plaza Talking About Angrily Masturbating In A Hillary Clinton T-Shirt, Anyone?

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 10:07 AM PDT

Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear about this.” And in case you can’t watch the video, here she is describing the scene to GQ: "I Read More ...

This Might Be Your Pretty New Batman

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 09:03 AM PDT

When Warner Bros. announced the Man of Steel sequel would feature Batman and be “inspired” by Frank Miller’s classic graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns everyone whose never touched a vagina just assumed this would entail an older, battle hardened Batman who would take Superman to task for totalling half of Metropolis just fighting one Read More ...

Josie Canseco Is Your New Ireland Baldwin

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 07:44 AM PDT

Today we are all Fat Bald Guy In An Ed Hardy Bathing Suit Sticking His Tongue Out. Here’s Jose Canseco‘s 16-year-old daughter Josie Canseco in Miami yesterday because Ireland Baldwin‘s in New York with her dad so just assume the shots of Slater Trout banging her in a bikini will be kept to a minimum. Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Almost Made A Gas Bomb Using Her Dog For The Wick

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 07:08 AM PDT

So remember yesterday when Amanda Bynes was arrested for starting a fire in an elderly woman’s driveway just ’cause? Turns out she almost took out the whole goddamn neighborhood. TMZ reports: Amanda Bynes didn’t just build a fire in a driveway Monday night … she put a flaming cloth on top of a gas tank Read More ...

‘Scientifically Accurate DuckTales’ And Other News

Posted: 24 Jul 2013 05:58 AM PDT

- Normally this is a link to hot chicks. Today, it’s a chance to be awesome. Do it up, Internet. - Beyonce‘s weave got stuck in a fan. She ain’t curr. - Meet the Young Samantha Jones. - Emily Ratajkowski topless or GTFO. - There’s porn for Google Glass now. Read More ...
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