Friday, July 26, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.26.13

Posted: 26 Jul 2013 11:30 AM PDT

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds us finally seated at Journalism’s big boy table where we’ve always belonged. And why not? Does that fact that we consistently and shamelessly post pictures of armpit vaginas make us disreputable? We’ll probably find out on Meet The Press this week when they take a break Read More ...

These News Organizations Reported One of Our Jenny McCarthy Captions As An Actual Quote

Posted: 26 Jul 2013 10:30 AM PDT

“After framing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev for the Boston bombing, there’s nothing I love more than a delicious salad!” So yesterday, a reader wrote in to let us know he was doing a piece on Jenny McCarthy and, like a professional journalist, wanted to know if we had a source for a quote of hers that was Read More ...

There Has Not Been Enough Attention Paid To Winnie Cooper’s Ass And That Is A Crime

Posted: 26 Jul 2013 09:34 AM PDT

Here’s Winnie Cooper, or Danica McKellar, whatever that means, on the set of Avril Lavigne‘s new video yesterday because apparently that’s what she does now that she’s a divorcee along with dressing up in Princess Leia’s Bounty Hunter disguise because she’s an angel. An honest-to-God angel. *resumes welding angel-size birdcage* What’s more romantic: newspaper or Read More ...

Wait. How The Hell Did Sam Lutfi Get Involved With Amanda Bynes?

Posted: 26 Jul 2013 09:07 AM PDT

For those of you who don’t remember Sam Lutfi, from 2007 to 2008, he was the guy attached to Britney Spears during her crazy Predator phase which turned out to be the result of him drugging her food and drinks on top of her being crazy in general. He was eventually punched and restraining ordered Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Nekkid!

Posted: 26 Jul 2013 08:09 AM PDT

Here’s Miley Cyrus posing naked on a new Marc Jacobs T-shirt to support “Protect The Skin You’re In.” A foundation I know absolutely nothing about which is fine because neither does Miley Cyrus. “Hey, Miley, will you pose naked for-” “I’ll do it!” Exactly how that went. Plus or minus twerking. Photo: TwitterRead More ...

Good Morning, Tiffany Stanley, And Other News

Posted: 26 Jul 2013 07:16 AM PDT

- Loki is a bigger goldmine than Thor. - Benedict Cumberbatch officiates gay weddings now. - Carmen is definitely the Chivette of the Week. - Jessica Simpson has emerged! - Anthony Weiner told Sydney Leathers he’s constantly horny. - Constance Jablonski is what Mischa Barton would look like without Read More ...

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