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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.22.13
- Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Royal Cervix Has Been Breached!
- Miley Cyrus Wears Thongs, Isn’t A Never-Nude
- Adrianne Curry Is Still Awesome At Comic-Con
- We Lost Dennis Farina (1944 – 2013)
- Holy Shit, Adrian Paul Is Immortal In Real Life
- Kate Upton’s Acting In A Bikini Again
- Dina Lohan Drunk Dialed Lindsay’s Group Therapy Session. Of Course.
- Kourtney Kardashian Breastfeeding In A Swimsuit
- Kanye’s Under Investigation For Felony Robbery After Attacking Another Photographer
- Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini Right Out of The Gate And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.22.13 Posted: 22 Jul 2013 01:30 PM PDT “I’m in the empire business. And latex fetish, but mostly the empire thing.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed aka I Just Spent The Entire Goddamn Day Looking Through Comic-Con Pics Found It As Exciting As Samuel L. Jackson Did. So there’s a ton of that in here, but I did manage to leave Read More ... |
| Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Royal Cervix Has Been Breached! Posted: 22 Jul 2013 01:15 PM PDT And so, per royal decree some quietly whisper was born out of fear the child might encounter the music of a “Justin Bieber,” the royal baby was instantly rocketed into space with specific instructions to colonize the moon in the name of England. The Americans never saw it coming. If you haven’t heard the news Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Wears Thongs, Isn’t A Never-Nude Posted: 22 Jul 2013 12:29 PM PDT Full Disclosure: This was originally going to be a post about Miley Cyrus being a never-nude, but then she went and flashed her thong while drunkenly getting into a car in London. Granted, nothing’s stopping me from leading with the never-nude shots, per se, except Mulletspawn vagina is probably our most stable form of Internet Read More ... |
| Adrianne Curry Is Still Awesome At Comic-Con Posted: 22 Jul 2013 11:29 AM PDT It’s been over a year since Adrianne Curry‘s had her own post on the site, but then again it’s been over a year since the last Comic-Con, so that basically explains that. Anyway, here she is as Mileena from Mortal Kombat continuing her trend of portraying sexy fighting game characters presumably because Disney will sue Read More ... |
| We Lost Dennis Farina (1944 – 2013) Posted: 22 Jul 2013 10:52 AM PDT Veteran police offer turned actor Dennis Farina died this morning at age 69 in Scottsdale, Az. from a blood clot in his lungs, according to TMZ. He’s probably remembered best my generation for his role in Snatch, but also had solid performances in Out of Sight, Midnight Run and pretty much whatever he was in. Read More ... |
| Holy Shit, Adrian Paul Is Immortal In Real Life Posted: 22 Jul 2013 10:19 AM PDT Some people will try to tell you the big news out of Comic-Con this weekend is the announcement of a Superman/Batman movie or the reveal of the villain for The Avengers 2, and those people will be idiots. The real news is that Adrian Paul was not only there, alive and well, but hasn’t aged Read More ... |
| Kate Upton’s Acting In A Bikini Again Posted: 22 Jul 2013 09:34 AM PDT Here’s Kate Upton filming more bikini scenes for The Other Woman over the weekend with it doesn’t matter. On that exact note, apparently the La Leche League missed the point of Kourtney Kardashian breastfeeding earlier, so for the record and using Kate here as a visual aid, whenever I post pics of celebrity breasts, it Read More ... |
| Dina Lohan Drunk Dialed Lindsay’s Group Therapy Session. Of Course. Posted: 22 Jul 2013 08:35 AM PDT Lindsay Lohan‘s current rehab – not the annoying, stupid one that made her quit the drugs she’s addicted to – has been advising her not to move back in with Dina or even be around her in general. Turns out they actually have anecdotal evidence on top of just plain common sense. TMZ reports: Lindsay Read More ... |
| Kourtney Kardashian Breastfeeding In A Swimsuit Posted: 22 Jul 2013 07:53 AM PDT As advertised. When Kim Kardashian‘s divorce was exposing the Kardashians as the soulless, hollowed out husks of bullshit they really are, Kourtney Kardashian took one for the team and got pregnant. This time around, Kim’s boyfriend is in trouble with the law which apparently only requires public breastfeeding and swimsuit titty bonanza, according to The Read More ... |
| Kanye’s Under Investigation For Felony Robbery After Attacking Another Photographer Posted: 22 Jul 2013 07:06 AM PDT When Kanye West arrived at LAX Friday afternoon all he literally had to do was take one more step into his car and go about his business of being rich as shit. What he did instead was approach a pap, tell him he knows the guy is trying to get him to “step off” so Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini Right Out of The Gate And Other News Posted: 22 Jul 2013 05:00 AM PDT - Kaley Cuoco walks her first red carpet since she clinged herself out of Super-penis. - Eddie Cibrian‘s sons want to make sure LeAnn Rimes gets a check after their dad leaves her. Good kids. - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us - Tamera Mowry didn’t have sex until she was Read More ... |
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