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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.25.13
- Turns Out Kirk Cameron Wasn’t Censored By The Social Media Hand of Satan
- THE ROYAL CAR SEAT STRAPS ARE ALL WRONG! STOP THE INTERNET!
- Here’s The Butt of The Woman Anthony Weiner Was Sexting After He Said He Was Done Sexting
- Zac Efron & Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Jr.
- Nothing Will Happen To Kanye West For Trying To Steal A Camera While Punching A Man
- ’47 Ronin’ Has Keanu Reeves Karate Fighting Again And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.25.13 Posted: 25 Jul 2013 12:01 PM PDT Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your favorite time of day because you get to relieve your stress by laughing at people like Kaley Cuoco for looking kinda shitty in a photo and remembering how she got dumped by Superman. Plus, there’s rubber cock in here sometimes, which is a wonderful treat. There’s a Read More ... |
| Turns Out Kirk Cameron Wasn’t Censored By The Social Media Hand of Satan Posted: 25 Jul 2013 10:59 AM PDT If there’s anything Christians in America go gay for, it’s leaving shitty tips, and situations where they can pretend they’re a persecuted minority despite being the most predominant religion in the country that influences virtually every level of state, local and federal government. So imagine Kirk Cameron‘s glee when it looked like Facebook “banned” the Read More ... |
| THE ROYAL CAR SEAT STRAPS ARE ALL WRONG! STOP THE INTERNET! Posted: 25 Jul 2013 09:32 AM PDT “I can’t flip anybody off in here! RELEASE YOUR KING AT ONCE.” Some people might say this site is the worst possible type of blog imaginable, soul rotting, bullshit even, and those people would be mostly right except they’d be forgetting there’s still one step below me: Mommy blogs. Case in point: The arguments for Read More ... |
| Here’s The Butt of The Woman Anthony Weiner Was Sexting After He Said He Was Done Sexting Posted: 25 Jul 2013 08:25 AM PDT Because Anthony Weiner is an egomaniac who thinks his political work is so important it will supersede the fact that the entire Internet has not only seen his penis, but knows he emailed it to tons of women behind his pregnant wife’s back, he decided to run for mayor of New York not even two Read More ... |
| Zac Efron & Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Jr. Posted: 25 Jul 2013 07:29 AM PDT Apparently most of Hollywood understands that the prequels were horseshit thanks to George Lucas writing, directing and making everyone act in a giant green-screen thunderdome while he sat on a couch because, according to Latino Review, Disney has already had meetings with Zac Efron AND Ryan Gosling for Episode VII because people who are obsessed Read More ... |
| Nothing Will Happen To Kanye West For Trying To Steal A Camera While Punching A Man Posted: 25 Jul 2013 06:51 AM PDT So remember the other day when Kanye West arrived at LAX and assaulted a photographer while trying to steal his camera? Turns out when you’re famous you can just give the city money and they’ll be like, “Crime? I don’t see any crime…” while tossing your police report into the shredder. (See, also: Municipal blowjobs; Read More ... |
| ’47 Ronin’ Has Keanu Reeves Karate Fighting Again And Other News Posted: 25 Jul 2013 05:00 AM PDT - Hugh Jackman is the anti-Bruce Willis. - Amanda Bynes‘ parents are probably going to get that conservatorship now. - The First Time Chivettes Have Come Out To Play - The time Aaron Paul was on 90210. The original 90210. - The Oxford Dictionary is now part of the liberal Read More ... |
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