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- Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are “pre-engaged,” friends say
- Elisabetta Canalis is making millions from her association with George Clooney
- Chris Evans & RDJ bring the man-pizzazz to the ‘Captain America’ premiere
- Alex Skarsgard gets an honorary degree, looks scholarly hot
- Did Leonardo DiCaprio dump Blake Lively because of his mom?
- Eric Dane is in rehab, what’s really going on?
- 16 year-old Courtney Stodden on her 51 year-old husband: ‘he’s my college’
- Coco hangs out in Miami Beach in a skimpy bikini: gross or cute?
- Jennifer Lopez’s mom asked Ben Affleck for advice on J.Lo’s marriage
- Matt Damon calls Brad and Angelina paparazzi prisoners, talks sex tapes
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are “pre-engaged,” friends say Posted: 20 Jul 2011 08:49 AM PDT People are still talking about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's rings. It seemed like as soon as they got together, officially and publicly, they were wearing matching gold rings. I didn't really think anything of it, because, really, who cares? Rings don't mean much, and I rarely look at them on anyone. It's possible for two people to just have similar rings, or to give someone a ring and not have it mean anything important. Anyway, this ring-obsession is the focus of a new story. Apparently, the giant diamond ring Aniston sported for several of her Horrible Bosses appearances means that she and Justin are "pre-engaged." It also means, in my opinion, that they are 13 years old. Pre-engaged? Seriously? You're in your 40s. Stop with the cutesy high school crap.
[From Hollywood Life] First: this is not the first time Aniston has worn a big diamond ring on her left hand since her divorce. She did this with Vince Vaughn during the promotion of The Break-Up. Allegedly, Vince was pissed that she was trying to start engagement rumors. Second: "Jen has been spoiling him with facials and pedicures." Hahaha SELLOUT. What happened to Justin? I thought he was SO HARDCORE. Now he's Aniston's spa buddy and they gossip about Brangelina as they do each other's hair. It also sounds like Aniston might want a girlfriend more than a boyfriend, right? Third: It actually wouldn't surprise me if they were engaged, pre or otherwise. I don't think this is going to last longterm, but I think they'll make it through the year, and at least past the Oscars, and if they're going on that long, I suspect we'll be hearing many more "engagement rumors". |
Elisabetta Canalis is making millions from her association with George Clooney Posted: 20 Jul 2011 08:18 AM PDT Don't cry for Elisabetta Canalis, America. Bitch is getting hers, and then some. She's not going to be Sarah Larsen'd, forced to return to working as a "waitress" and "hostess/escort" for paying customers. No, Elisabetta is a star! And she's got the modeling contracts to prove it. According to Page Six, Elisabetta has been raking in the dough with appearance and modeling contracts in Italy, and she's looking to continue working in America:
[From Page Six] The Italian entertainment industry is so different than the American industry, so I don't doubt that Elisabetta was and is able to parlay being "George Clooney's girlfriend/Clooney's ex-girlfriend" into some major money-making schemes and genuine A-list celebrity status in Italy. And think about it - golden gagging clause or no, Eli hasn't even given an interview since her split. I'm sure there are Italians tabloids or magazines willing to shill big money for that exclusive. Meanwhile, there were rumors that Clooney had already moved on to a new Italian bird, but Clooney sent a denial to E! News, just so all of those Italian birds would know that he's single. He said, “The Italian press, from Corriere Della Sera to TGCOM, Ansa, NewNotizie, Sky.it and even Vanity Fair are all running a story that quotes me as saying that I’m bringing a ‘new girl’ to the Venice Film Festival. I never made that statement and it’s not true. It was made up to sell tabloid magazines. It’s a ridiculous lie and should be corrected as publicly as it was originally written.” Translation: I'm looking for a new girlfriend, and I'm willing to buy her new boobs in time for the Venice Film Festival. |
Chris Evans & RDJ bring the man-pizzazz to the ‘Captain America’ premiere Posted: 20 Jul 2011 07:47 AM PDT Last night was the big LA premiere for Captain America, a film that I kind of want to see. I thought it was going to be bad, but then there was a trailer that actually made it look kind of bad-ass. Plus, I think Chris Evans seems like a nice guy, so I kind of want to support him. I might have to rethink it all, though, just because of how Chris came to the premiere. He wore a suit and tie, which is nice, but he wore these tinted glasses which… remind me of Jack Nicholson. And they remind me of Brad Pitt trying to imitate Jack Nicholson. And they remind me of Robert Downey Jr.'s style pizzazz. Which is to say… Chris isn't there yet. He's not big enough for the picket square and the tinted glasses and the Mr. Hollywood vibe. Speaking of pizzazz… RDJ. HIS SHIRT. He's so fancy. Um… Chris's costar Hayley Atwell is completely gorgeous, isn't she? Great figure too. She reminds me a little bit of Nigella Lawson. Here's Vanessa Hudgens with her short hair. I actually do think this is a great cut for her. |
Alex Skarsgard gets an honorary degree, looks scholarly hot Posted: 20 Jul 2011 07:28 AM PDT
I can’t confirm whether or not Alex completed his undergraduate degree, but I had a nice time reading through his old interviews trying to figure it out. I particularly enjoyed this transcript of a live chat interview he did with Aftonbladet in 2002. He gamely answered tons of random questions thrown at him by fans, and some of his responses were really funny. Here are some of my favorites:
[From Skarsgard News] One fan asked him “do you weight yourself every morning?” and instead of just saying yes or no, he stated “I weigh 86kg.” That’s 189.5 pounds and he’s 6′4″. I thought his BMI would be lower actually, but there’s so much muscle in there. That was way back in 2002 though, so he may have lost weight since. Getting back to these adorable pictures, he looks like the new defense against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts, the one who has all the girls drooling and staring in rapt attention. Photo credit: WENN.com |
Did Leonardo DiCaprio dump Blake Lively because of his mom? Posted: 20 Jul 2011 07:21 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Blake Lively on the New York set of Gossip Girl. Still a TV Girl, despite being Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend? Well, there are rumors that Leo and Blake might have split. The whole thing seems to have started with a report in the UK's Now Magazine, which is pretty tabloid. Here's the original report:
[From Now Magazine] It's an easy report to dismiss, but I have noticed that after a whirlwind of speculation, sightings and unnamed-source quote-drops to People Mag and Us Weekly just one month ago, things seem to have slowed down. It wouldn't surprise me if it was just a summer romance and that it was already over, or close to being over. That being said, people aren't lining up to take this Now Magazine report seriously. Even Ted Casablanca notes that there's no "official word" on their relationship status, but Ted does note that Leo's a mama's boy… so, who knows? |
Eric Dane is in rehab, what’s really going on? Posted: 20 Jul 2011 07:02 AM PDT Eric Dane goofs around with a lady he just met Eric Dane, 38, recently checked into 30 day inpatient rehab to treat what his spokesperson claims is an addiction to pain pills following a back injury. As far as explanations for rehab goes, this one is pretty good and makes it all sound very understandable. He’s got a one year-old daughter at home and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, just announced her second pregnancy. That must be some serious pain pill addiction if he’s leaving his baby and pregnant wife at home for 30 days in rehab.
[From Radar] I’m getting the whiff of some kind of cheating scandal on the horizon that Dane is trying to fend off by going to rehab. I know that sounds heartless, but it’s the cynical gossip in me. Why else would a dad take so much time away from his family? Maybe it’s cut and dried as they’re trying to make it sound, but I’m guessing we haven’t heard the bulk of this story yet. At least he’s going to rehab now before his second child comes. I wrote all that before I saw these photos of Lane with his arm around some “mystery woman” outside a jewelry store on June 25th. It looks like the guy is joking around and doesn’t seem to be a cheating situation. The photo agency writes that he “played a joke on the waiting paparazzi by leaving the IWC store with a mystery woman, who turns out to be a member of the public also shopping at the same store.” He definitely could be looped out of his mind, judging from these photos. Eric is also shown with wife Rebecca Gayheart on 5/21/11. Credit: WENN |
16 year-old Courtney Stodden on her 51 year-old husband: ‘he’s my college’ Posted: 20 Jul 2011 06:59 AM PDT
[From US Weekly] Well I guess we should blame this poor girl’s parents for marrying her off to such a creepazoid and sanctioning this relationship, which she somehow connects with fame. The last we heard about these two they were hoping for some kind of reality show, and all I can say is that I hope that whichever network picks it up is heavily boycotted. It’s one thing to show polygamist marriages and people who have freaky sex or weird eating habits. It’s entirely different to showcase a guy who would be a registered sex offender if he hadn’t married his target. For those of you wondering if this woman is actually 16 and not mid 30s, E! uncovered her birth certificate and I was able to independently verify (via someone on Facebook who made fun of her before she was famous) that she’s just 16. After I wrote all that I saw this interview with these two on E! news describing how they met. If you just try and think this girl is 32 instead of 16 it’s just annoying instead of disgusting. E! has the highlights. I can’t even. And on Good Morning America: Update: thanks to HotLatino for this gif from Gawker which illustrates what I was just saying about this chick. |
Coco hangs out in Miami Beach in a skimpy bikini: gross or cute? Posted: 20 Jul 2011 06:34 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Coco (Nicole Austin), the wife of Ice-T, sunning herself in Miami Beach yesterday. You wouldn't believe how many photos I had to examine just to make sure Coco's nipples weren't going to assaulting this page. She's basically wearing a couple of strings, and as you can imagine, she was popping out all over the place. We've seen Kelly Brook in a bikini, the pinnacle of the hourglass figure, just days ago, so I thought it would nice to see "the dark side" of the hourglass: Coco. I feel like she's solid - everything about her looks sturdy and thick to me. The majority of her weight, I would imagine, is all T&A. The "t" is fake, of course, but Coco always claims the ass is real. She told Playboy last year, "My butt of course is a hundred percent au natural. We’ll do tests; Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. I’ve always had a big butt ever since I was young. But now I guess that’s in style now." Of course, in 2009, she also claimed she weighed 135 pounds… and she's pretty much the same size now, so… right. By the way, I have to admit: I've watched more than one episode of Ice Loves Coco. I'm not saying that I actively try to watch it on a regular basis, but if nothing else is on, I'll totally put it on and enjoy it. I feel weird for admitting this, but… isn't Coco and Ice-T's marriage surprisingly deep? They talk about real things, they spend a lot of time together, they listen to each other, they support each other's careers, and they seem so… solid. I kind of love them together. I watched some of this past week's episode where Ice was hanging out with her family, and I was so charmed by how involved he was. Ice and Coco have been together 11 years, so they’re doing something right. |
Jennifer Lopez’s mom asked Ben Affleck for advice on J.Lo’s marriage Posted: 20 Jul 2011 06:26 AM PDT Do you know how much I LOVE vintage celebrity gossip? Do you know how awesome it is to be able to go back through old photos of, say, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez? I love it. I love looking back at their time together - circa 2002-03 - and seeing the look on Ben's face in so many of the photos. He looks trapped. He looks like he's in over his head. It was never going to last with those two, but it was so much fun while they were together. Anyway, Us Weekly's new issue brings us some vintage Bennifer 1.0. According to sources, Jennifer Lopez's MOM reached out to Ben as Jennifer's marriage was faltering, and he gave her advice! Hahahaha. Relationship advice from Ben Affleck! It's like sobriety advice from Charlie Sheen.
[From Us Weekly] Oooh, you knew this was going to get dirty. I said it, everybody said it. Now here's Us Weekly coming out and using the word "abusive" and "affair" and painting Jennifer as the poor little victim. My gossip golden rule: if someone is trying this hard to convince you of something, you know the opposite is true. I'm not saying that Marc isn't a bastard… he very likely is. But let's not pretend that Jennifer suffers from low self-esteem. Let's not pretend that she waited this long to leave him because he controlled everything. She simply didn't want to go through a third divorce, and have her image take a hit. She wanted THIS marriage to work, no matter what, and was willing to deal with his crap for too long. Also: I would really like to know what advice Ben gave. I would pay good money to read that email. OMG! Remember when Ben and J.Lo used to do interviews together?!?! I have never forgotten the genius of this Dateline special. |
Matt Damon calls Brad and Angelina paparazzi prisoners, talks sex tapes Posted: 20 Jul 2011 05:47 AM PDT
[From People] It seems more about location for these celebrities than the fame level of their partners, but Brad and Angelina didn’t get peace from the paparazzi in far-off Namibia or France so it almost doesn’t matter where they go. I’m surprised Damon didn’t say anything about his friend Ben Affleck and his famous wife, who get hounded in LA where they live. He did mention Affleck later in the interview, recounting a saying that Affleck told him, “My success does not depend on the failure of others.” In response to a question about how new media has changed our lives, Damon mentioned the old “perils of digital media” standby - the sex tape. Here’s a translated version of his German interview, so some words are surely inaccurate in that this was translated to German and back again, but you get the drift. He generally said “We have not yet fully realized what media can do to us. So we make mistakes, send nude pictures of ourselves or something similar. The next generation will be more careful and say ‘Maybe we shouldn’t tape ourselves having sex. It could backfire badly.‘” So no Matt Damon nude photos or sex tapes are coming. Schade. Matt Damon and his wife are shown at the opening of Spider Man: Turn off The Dark in NY on 6/14/11. Credit: Fame and WENN |
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