Friday, July 29, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.29.11

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 02:15 PM PDT

   
Where the hell did that thing come from? Oh, right, all the Starbucks. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Ass Edition which “ends” – There was no excuse for that. – our week with Kelly Brook’s back bosom, Deena Cortese still bending over, I don’t even want to know and an incredible, if not adulterous, Read More ...

Why Doesn’t Selena Gomez Look More Pregnantish?

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 01:30 PM PDT

   
Last month, I spent what some might call an “unhealthy, if not pathological” amount of time trying to prove Justin Bieber put a baby in Selena Gomez. And others might say I obsessively made charts and graphs and graphs of charts before delivering babies in the San Fernando Valley for an entire week under an Read More ...

It’s Not Wise To Flash A Wookiee

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 12:45 PM PDT

   
“Hold still.. Wait, why don’t you have those dangly ball thingies like me?” Photo: Splash News, WENN Read More ...

Lindsay & Paris Love Each Other Again

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 11:53 AM PDT

   
I’m not gonna lie: I mostly posted this just to see if the two of them combined would form one interesting “celebrity.” They didn’t. So here’s Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton having dinner together last night after spending a half decade making jealous, catty remarks about the other epically swirling down the obscurity toilet faster Read More ...

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Gave Her Clothes To Fans, Why Does That Sound Familiar?

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 10:29 AM PDT

   
Ah, yes: On June 29, 1763, a week after the siege began, Bouquet was preparing to lead an expedition to relieve Fort Pitt when he received a letter from Amherst making the following proposal: “Could it not be contrived to send the smallpox among the disaffected tribes of Indians? We must on this occasion use every Read More ...

Ashley Greene Wore This and Other News

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Emma Stone talks about what will undoubtedly be the worst part of The Amazing Spider-Man. - Pippa Middleton’s ass is educational enough for TLC. - George Clooney handpicked Ryan Gosling for The Ides of March. - Olivia Wilde has CGI nipples in The Change-Up. I want my country back. Read More ...

Kristin Cavallari Found The Xanax

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 09:04 AM PDT

   
Ever since Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears kicked her to the curb over the weekend, Kristin Cavallari has been walking around looking like someone who got dumped after already posing in a wedding dress and selling the exclusives to Life & Style. Except here she is last night looking surprisingly chipper, so either she’s Read More ...

‘Now, I Am Become Bieber, Destroyer Of Worlds. And This is Selena, She’s Okay.’

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 08:12 AM PDT

   
I know things like “society” and “facts” are going to tell me this is a just poorly-shot photo of Justin Bieber with red eye, but tell me there’s not something unsettling about seeing an angry Canadian maple-deity with devil eyes. And Selena Gomez has them, too! Now, again, I know “the man” will try and Read More ...

Lady GaGa Bought Her Fan McDonalds, Actually Looked Half-Normal

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 07:36 AM PDT

   
Half-normal for Lady Gaga that is. Anyone else looked like this, your family would stage an Intervention and demand to know where you’re hiding the heroin. Lady GaGa fans – a.k.a. “Little Monsters” because she rips off Fred Savage too – stood outside Chateau Marmont yesterday and apparently sang to her while she got ready to Read More ...
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