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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.20.11
- Lady Gaga Porn Parody Somehow Less Offensive Than The Real Thing
- Ricky Gervais Made a Show About Midgets
- Michael Douglas is a Gas
- Kendra Wilkinson Understands Marketing
- What’s Up, Candice Swanepoel? And Other News
- Paris Hilton Walks Off ABC Interview
- ‘Captain America’ Had a Premiere
- Chris Brown is Starring in Romantic Comedies Now. Of Course.
- Leonardo Dicaprio Dumped Blake Lively
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.20.11 Posted: 20 Jul 2011 02:45 PM PDT    Look out, everyone, Plus-Sized Catwoman is taking the Lobster Emporium hostage! Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bald Matt Damon, the happiest you’ll ever see Erik Estrada in his life outside of seeing a midget whistle, Dennis Rodman having just an awesome birthday and Sarah Silverman deeply contemplating her next career move. “ffffftttt … Read More ... |
| Lady Gaga Porn Parody Somehow Less Offensive Than The Real Thing Posted: 20 Jul 2011 01:56 PM PDT    See? Now that’s tasteful. You can’t even see the boner. Here are promotional stills for Hustler’s upcoming Lady Gaga porn parody This Ain’t Lady GaGa XXX which is a pretty unoriginal title considering the details in these costumes, but I digress. What’s impressive is that there’s finally a porno you can watch with your wife because Read More ... |
| Ricky Gervais Made a Show About Midgets Posted: 20 Jul 2011 01:21 PM PDT    And I just came. Here’s Warwick Davis filming a scene for Ricky Gervais‘ new show Life’s Too Short which revolves around midgets working in showbiz, and yup, I’m not even going to attempt to follow that. There’s literally no way to compete with Willow basically walking next to a real, live LEGO spaceman. Shit, just look Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 Jul 2011 12:24 PM PDT    MICHAEL: And let’s see how much it’ll cost me to have sex with Catherine. CATHERINE: Haha! It’s true! It’s so true. Like most people, I often lie awake at night wondering what it’d be like to dine with the Douglas-Zeta-Joneses, so imagine my surprise when these photos of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones entertaining in France popped Read More ... |
| Kendra Wilkinson Understands Marketing Posted: 20 Jul 2011 11:25 AM PDT    Unlike other reality stars, Kendra Wilkinson doesn’t put on airs about being a struggling entrepreneur looking for love or pretend she’s not an Armenian fuckbag whose giant ass trampolined her entire family – even the Wookiee one – onto TV. Instead, she embraces the fact that she’s only famous for having huge, fake tits and Read More ... |
| What’s Up, Candice Swanepoel? And Other News Posted: 20 Jul 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Gwyneth Paltrow graces Judaism with the offering of her children’s eternal souls. - Ben Affleck told JLo to kick Marc Anthony to the curb. - Victoria Beckham inadvertently provides the reason why humans have failed as a species. - Kelly Brook vs. Kim Kardashian: A clash of epic proportions. Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton Walks Off ABC Interview Posted: 20 Jul 2011 10:07 AM PDT    For some reason ABC News felt the need to interview Paris Hilton – Is it STD Awareness Week? Because I forgot to wear my syphilis ribbon. – which resulted in her walking off after Dan Harris asked, “Do you ever worry about your moment being passed?” And because she’s an idiot, she forgot to turn Read More ... |
| ‘Captain America’ Had a Premiere Posted: 20 Jul 2011 09:09 AM PDT    Captain America, or Captain America: The First Avenger, as absolutely no one is calling it, had its Los Angeles premiere last night and has already won over curmudgeony film critic Jeff Wells who openly dreams of “strafing fanboys” at Comic-Con. So, until I get my review up on Friday because I’m just a simple dick Read More ... |
| Chris Brown is Starring in Romantic Comedies Now. Of Course. Posted: 20 Jul 2011 08:20 AM PDT    “You had me at ‘hello.’ Which is why I’m touching my dick.” Because love sometimes means bashing your girlfriend’s head into a door then biting her ear and neck, Chris Brown will star in the new romantic comedy Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, according to The Fab Life: Headed our way April 6, 2012, Read More ... |
| Leonardo Dicaprio Dumped Blake Lively Posted: 20 Jul 2011 07:21 AM PDT    As Plato once wisely said, “New vagina thou aren’t mightier than olden vagina,” Leonardo DiCaprio has already kicked Blake Lively to the curb, according to Digital Spy: According to sources, Lively flew out to Italy to meet the Inception actor’s mom, who “couldn’t stand” the 23-year-old. A close friend explained to Now magazine: “Blake’s a total mess. Read More ... |
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